the strangest chatup line you've ever been given is...? Romance

  • View author's info Posted on Nov 01, 2005 at 11:36 AM


    mine is "is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?" among others hehe
    mine is "is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?" among others hehe
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  • View author's info Posted on Feb 06, 2006 at 07:51 PM


    Jet,

    Those were really good! TY! hehehe

    DD
  • View author's info Posted on Feb 06, 2006 at 07:48 PM


    springermike write:
    I haven't been slapped with that one! yet anyways...
    I have to remember some of these new ones tho, I'll put them to good use at the next BK convention...heh heh heh

    Hmmm...Too bad you're such a young pup.

    Hmmmm......
  • View author's info Posted on Feb 06, 2006 at 03:04 AM


    Mike, You sly dog ya better try em at home first!! LMAO
  • View author's info Posted on Feb 05, 2006 at 11:35 AM


    IrishRoseCA write:
    I like that! hehehe

    I haven't been slapped with that one! yet anyways...
    I have to remember some of these new ones tho, I'll put them to good use at the next BK convention...heh heh heh
  • View author's info Posted on Feb 02, 2006 at 08:45 AM


    springermike write:
    you must be a speedin ticket cuz you got fine all over you....

    I like that! hehehe
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 29, 2006 at 11:04 AM


    So this one still has not worked, but It still sounds good (OK Ladies tell me its lame)
    "I can see that all the stars have gone from the sky, and they are glowing in your beautilful eyes"
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 28, 2006 at 01:36 PM


    you must be a speedin ticket cuz you got fine all over you....
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 10:30 AM


    The most original one I have heard......"Want to go 50/50 on a charge??" It got him a cell # LOL
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 02:48 AM


    Love the chat up lines. I see its the men here that are sharing with us there lines and the ladies that are telling of there experiances with chat up lines. How about swaping it around ladies post your chat up lines and men your experiances with the ladies trying to chat you up. This could be good. One of mine walk into bar see a nice looking fella walk up to him say hello handsome would you like a drink when he says yes then tell him to grab you one whilst he's at the bar. It has worked a few times. Not sure this chatup lines thing is a lady thing, think its best left to the guys. They come out with the best and most corney lines. Its all in good fun anyways.
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 07:26 AM


    Those are hillarious!! You know though... You are gonna get blasted for postin that in this thread and not in ADULTS ONLY...LOL!!

    Me and my popcorn will just sit back and watch the show... lol

    Good Luck Mister Couch Potato...luv yer pick, I can tell you are workin yer charm hard for the ladies... Real worried about it all are ya?? ROFLMAO!!
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 04:55 AM


    Bad Biker Pick-up Lines

    Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar!

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

    3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

    4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

    5. I was about to go mast*rbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

    6. You are so fine that I'd eat your sh1t just to see where it came from.

    7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f*ck.

    9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that aZZ!

    10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

    11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

    12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

    13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

    14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

    15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

    16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
    Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

    17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

    18. F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

    19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

    20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

    22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

    23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

    24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

    25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

    28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

    29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 02:50 AM


    Best line I have ever heard was... "I know u are going to be my future ex-wife!" It was soo funny that I gave him my number.
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 16, 2006 at 04:07 PM


    That shirt looks very becoming on you, and If I was you I'd be cumming too


    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I keep seeing myself in your pants


    My middle name is milk, cause I can really do a body good

    Are you good at math? I say that we add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply

    If your rich then I'm your b1tch

    Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me


    If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    That's a nice shirt...It would look really good lying on my floor next to my bed

    Those pants looked great last night on my floor


    If you look good enough I won't scream the wrong name in bed


    I found these on line some for everyone lol
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 15, 2006 at 11:25 PM


    WarHippy write:
    Ya got a quarter I can Borrow? I'm workin my way thru night school, and need to buy a suit of armour??
    It NEVER got me a date, but I made some money.
    I normally use, "Where ya been all my life, baby?"
    Gets me about as far as the other line.

    last time i used the second one. She said " i wasnt born the first half of it"
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 15, 2006 at 05:13 PM


    Suzananana write:
    Do you believe in love at first sight?

    No ??

    Ok - I'll walk by again......

    I can tell your'e a Florida Gal Cupcake, wouldn't have to walk past me twice,...............Hell,.........I'd thump you on the head and take you home with me before you could walk past me once!.......By the way, You Got A License to wear them jeans lady?........
    You got that "Honky Tonk Badonka Dong" thing going on like Donkey Kong.
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 07:05 PM


    Do you believe in love at first sight?

    No ??

    Ok - I'll walk by again......
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 04:23 PM


    I had this work once in a bar at a ski resort "I am to drunk to drive can you drive me home " lol

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  • View author's info Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 03:04 PM


    I have been drunk enough to say things like..."Nice a$$ and when she turned around said, Nice as my sister...and smile that shiessa eatin grin...

    Really being direct is the best...just flash the grin and say, Hi my name is...(and the spunky grin is sayin...you know I want to see you nekid...soon)

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  • View author's info Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 02:34 PM


    DD...If you walk around the market in a string bikini...most likely you are going to meet all the wierdos in the building...
    These lines sound mostly totally desperate...