Just trying to help...
The preacher was walking down the street one daywhen he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
The boy wasn't very tall and the doorbell was to high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts, the preacher stepped across the street, walked up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leaned over and gave the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the minister smiled and asked, "And now what, my little man?" the boy replied, " And now we run!"
The Broken Doll
Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
Dove1163 write: Just trying to help... The preacher was walking down the street one daywhen he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. The boy wasn't very tall and the doorbell was to high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts, the preacher stepped across the street, walked up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leaned over and gave the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the minister smiled and asked, "And now what, my little man?" the boy replied, " And now we run!"
That is hilarious! We quit doing that as kids when this one creepy neighbor came out with a shot gun after we rang and ran. eek!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, right then and there, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Oh never mind Lord, I found one."
(I totally think this is so funny because it's SO TRUE to the nature of we humans!)
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, right then and there, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Oh never mind Lord, I found one."
(I totally think this is so funny because it's SO TRUE to the nature of we humans!)
The preacher was walking down the street one daywhen he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
The boy wasn't very tall and the doorbell was to high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts, the preacher stepped across the street, walked up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leaned over and gave the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the minister smiled and asked, "And now what, my little man?" the boy replied, " And now we run!"