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Little Justin

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He plays for the Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
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Even worse yet, he could have been a player for the Detroit Lions. Un-Affectionately known as the Detroit Lie Downs here in the Motor City. LOL
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Could have been worse, he could have played for the Eagles!!
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Sorry Mitzi, but there were just so many proud Bears fans trash talking on here before the Super Bowl that I couldn't resist one more little jab!
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HA ha ha ha. Ok, Phil. The Super Bowl is over. All of us Chicago Bear fans were publicly humiliated. But there is always NEXT Year!!!
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Ok, that was pretty funny.