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Of man, fire, and fish... Mind droppings from Botar

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If you build a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for a day. If you teach him how to build a fire, he'll have warmth for life. However... If you set a man on fire, he'll be REALLY warm, but for a shorter length of time and his relatives will most likely sue you. If you give a man a fish, you'll cure his hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you'll cure his hunger for life. However... If you give him a whole yellow-fin tuna, he'll feed off that thing until he's sick of fish and will most likely develop severe seafood allergies breaking out in a rash and large puss-filled sores. Although he will secretly find great sexual satisfaction from squeezing the puss out of the sores in a sickened masochistic way that would leave Freud thoughtless while sitting on a toilet reading a compilation of Nietzsche's greatest works, he will complain to his relatives and then, in turn, his relatives will most likely sue you. ... but... if you shove that yellow-fin tuna up (the posterior end of his corporal form), he'll most likely forget he was ever hungry in the first place. I doubt his relatives would sue you as the sheer embarrassment of holding still while you lather up a giant yellow-fin tuna and ram it up his (posterior end of his corporal form) would most likely keep him from talking about it at family gatherings... unless, of course, you are a member of my family. We always find that kind of story entertaining at family weddings or funerals. I'm not entirely sure how that applies to the mysteries of life, but I enjoyed writing it. Most people sit around brain-storming... I brain-sprinkle. Which reminds me... I have to pee.

Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 05:41 PM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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HAhaha....oh man!

Posted on Sep 12, 2006 at 04:14 PM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Okay... I decided to get a bit creative and see if I could get this one past the censors... so far so good.

Posted on Sep 11, 2006 at 09:26 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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I'd like to publicly apologize for the lack of flow of the above post. Apparently the BK censors felt mentioning having a yellow-fin tuna inserted into the southern end of a northern facing person was a bit too harsh to actually put on the blogs. I even chanaged the offenseive language, but the content was apparently too much for the tender eyes of the readership. Although I've seen much worse on posts on a day to day basis, this was deemed to be too offensive. I've accepted the fact that the speed in which posts are made public is pathetic, but the removal of pertinent content without notification is a bit more than I can stand.

Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 07:09 PM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report