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My response to a chain letter

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Although I can't take full credit for this one, I've altered it over the years to fit my own personality... perhaps I shouldn't reveal such info on a "dating site", huh? I've obviously altered certain words to please the powers-that-be at BK. You can feel free to copy, paste, and alter as you see fit. By using this response, I've drastically reduced the number of chain letters I receive... and the number of party invitations. ________________________ Hello, my name is Botar and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f'ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model who will just happen to come do my door tomorrow selling vaccuum cleaners!" What a bunch of BS. Or better yet, the warm and fuzzy "Friends" chain letter that describes how the life of one sad lonely dork was saved by the kind words of another. Of course it failed to mention that the dork later changed his name to Theodore Bundy and, thanks the kind actions of one well-meaning kid, he later became very successful in his chosen profession... as a serial killer. Its called natural selection... let it happen. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F' them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some 'omniscient being' if he forwards it about 90 times" BS. I don't f'ing care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this e-mail. Now instead of forwarding this to ten of your friends, forward it to the ignorant f' who sent you the chain letter that you forwarded to me. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. I wasn't born with enough middle fingers. Have a nice day.

Posted on Aug 08, 2006 at 10:37 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Why do people do it?? I have friends that send chain letters....Who has time?? A persons IQ would increase by leaps and bounds if they just throw it out!!!

Posted on Aug 12, 2006 at 10:23 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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@ stillownashovel - I do that too... but I haven't noticed any decrease in junk mail yet.

Posted on Aug 10, 2006 at 06:51 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Couldn't have said it better myself...unfortunately, most of that crap that I get comes from my mother! Da*m Ride safe

Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 07:37 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Well said. T

Posted on Aug 09, 2006 at 05:42 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report