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hill country buddies Posted on Jul 23, 2006 at 12:45 AM
two hill country buddies-Bubba an Jesse were out hunting one day an decided to stop for a spell to get some rest. Bubba spoke: "Jesse, if i was ta screw yer wife an she was to have a baby, wood that make us kin?" Jesse thought for a second an spoke: "Well Bubba, I dont know if`d make us kin, but it`d make us even."
who, who, who? Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 11:05 PM
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? "Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
joke--Be seated Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 10:57 PM
An elderly floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. she`s hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "they`ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher says, "stay calm ma`am, an officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard," He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
sad news Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 05:51 PM
with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed at the end of May. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "the hokey pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble started........
todays thoughts-getting older Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 06:50 PM
my wife and i had words, but i didnt get to use mine.------------The irony of life is that, by the time you`re old enough to know your way around, you`re not going anywhere.-------------------------I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one----------------God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her 1st question.
Austin rally(rot rally Texas) Posted on Jun 07, 2006 at 08:50 PM
just wanted to let u guys know that i just got back from Rot rally-if u haven`t been to it, i suggest going next year-it was a blast-aside from the city traffic-people were great-concert was great-party, vendors, stunt people, biker build off-riding scenery around the city was just beautiful-1st time there and enjoyed it-