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MBKH (Moble BK Hospital)

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Well can I have an office? I come complete with my inflatable little black couch ready to listen to your woes...
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OK mem we need to check ya out for this

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motorpsych0bich write:

Re:Nope, too much of either will cost u a lot in the long run.. btw, is it a gynecologist u really wanna be lol, most dont go to the Dr for fun stuff.. You may end up referring to yourself as Dr "scratch n sniff"...

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Re:Nope, too much of either will cost u a lot in the long run.. btw, is it a gynecologist u really wanna be lol, most dont go to the Dr for fun stuff.. You may end up referring to yourself as Dr "scratch n sniff"...ahhh, thats so gross... me sorry, me sorry...:(

PuftDaddyBill write:

Re:Doughnut or Dr does it really matter in the big scheme of life lol
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Re:You are so confused! Your brain is deep fried! You aren't a Dr.! You are a Doughnut!!

PuftDaddyBill write:
Ok Demo i got the call from you saying this blog needed a DR.

Ok ladies the DR is in. Ladies go into the exam room and put those backless paper gowns on and the full exam will begin shortly

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Re:OH NO! THOSE GLOVES LOOK JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE STRIP SEARCH! THEY WERE BLUE TOO.
I'M BEING TRAUMATISED BY THE THOUGHT..
PuftDaddyBill write:
Ok Demo i got the call from you saying this blog needed a DR.

Ok ladies the DR is in. Ladies go into the exam room and put those backless paper gowns on and the full exam will begin shortly

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Re:Im sure the guys are silently thanking u for not saying "ok gentleman, drop em and cough" lol

PuftDaddyBill write:
Ok Demo i got the call from you saying this blog needed a DR.

Ok ladies the DR is in. Ladies go into the exam room and put those backless paper gowns on and the full exam will begin shortly

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think I dated her a time or 2
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I have a friend who wanted me to ask about a pumpkin rash on his inner thighs?? lol : )
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Re: Charlie and I only hook up the female patients. We have to Call Brumhilda for you.

teebis write:
ummmm.........where ya gonna hook those electrodes....exactly???


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Re: It's God's revenge for making us eat that apple. LOL

maneater write:
Okay....someone explain this Change of Life thing....because right now I am in the foulest of moods....so bad I can't even stand to be around myself....feel like Dr Jekyl...Mr Hyde....going to bed....safest place for me....hell even my cats are staying there distance!!

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Re:OMG Manny no explanation it is just pure hell. Make sure you have plenty of ice around because you are going to need it for those hot flashes and boy do I mean hot. and your doing the best thing you can stay away from anyone who pi$$es you off easliy.
I just wore a shirt that stated You thought PMS is bad try menopausing BEWARE

maneater write:
Okay....someone explain this Change of Life thing....because right now I am in the foulest of moods....so bad I can't even stand to be around myself....feel like Dr Jekyl...Mr Hyde....going to bed....safest place for me....hell even my cats are staying there distance!!

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Re:To your head .....the one on your shoulders Teebis!

teebis write:
ummmm.........where ya gonna hook those electrodes....exactly???

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ummmm.........where ya gonna hook those electrodes....exactly???
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T....I am so sorry for Teebis...of course we all knew that it was just a matter of time before the dementia set in....anyone with a head that big.....had to be filled to the brim with all kinds of fantasies....poor boy......will he have any mind left after the shock treatment......or will we even notice the difference?????
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Re: Get your electrodes ready Doc, we are transporting Teebis at this very moment. He is in and out of consciousness and is babbling that I am in lust/love with him. Everyone stand back, he could be dangerous.

RK20032000 write:

Re: Charlie and I specialize in the electric shock ward. Cmon in.

TamaraT write:
fine print my a$$; I'm not into broke dicks...(Joking)...I didn't see no foot note attached either, I would just like an equal medium of meds between feast and famine of men. What's so hard about that?; and who is staffing your hospital btw?; RK and Charlie with their lost bong, or is it their nuts that are lost, now, I am getting so confused, and might just have to go to the psych doc.


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demoman write:

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TamaraT write:
Here is my problem Doc Demo, When it comes to men within my realm, it always seems to be feast or famine. Are there any meds for an equal medium?

Now tamara, I think you forgot to read the fine print. I'm not a doctor, I just built the place and was thinking there would be medical staff that could help.

Well OK i am studying gynecology, and ill be happy to do a bit of research in that field, but as to the broken heartitis, thats something only DR Time can heal.
And to think that when i first opened this place, the most common cases would be an Adadicktome, or gonaditus. Who would have thought it would be heart problems.





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Re: Charlie and I specialize in the electric shock ward. Cmon in.

TamaraT write:
fine print my a$$; I'm not into broke dicks...(Joking)...I didn't see no foot note attached either, I would just like an equal medium of meds between feast and famine of men. What's so hard about that?; and who is staffing your hospital btw?; RK and Charlie with their lost bong, or is it their nuts that are lost, now, I am getting so confused, and might just have to go to the psych doc.


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demoman write:

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TamaraT write:
Here is my problem Doc Demo, When it comes to men within my realm, it always seems to be feast or famine. Are there any meds for an equal medium?

Now tamara, I think you forgot to read the fine print. I'm not a doctor, I just built the place and was thinking there would be medical staff that could help.

Well OK i am studying gynecology, and ill be happy to do a bit of research in that field, but as to the broken heartitis, thats something only DR Time can heal.
And to think that when i first opened this place, the most common cases would be an Adadicktome, or gonaditus. Who would have thought it would be heart problems.



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demoman write:

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TamaraT write:
Here is my problem Doc Demo, When it comes to men within my realm, it always seems to be feast or famine. Are there any meds for an equal medium?

Now tamara, I think you forgot to read the fine print. I'm not a doctor, I just built the place and was thinking there would be medical staff that could help.

Well OK i am studying gynecology, and ill be happy to do a bit of research in that field, but as to the broken heartitis, thats something only DR Time can heal.
And to think that when i first opened this place, the most common cases would be an Adadicktome, or gonaditus. Who would have thought it would be heart problems.

fine print my a$$; I'm not into broke dicks...(Joking)...I didn't see no foot note attached either, I would just like an equal medium of meds between feast and famine of men. What's so hard about that?; and who is staffing your hospital btw?; RK and Charlie with their lost bong, or is it their nuts that are lost, now, I am getting so confused, and might just have to go to the psych doc.

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Being with a woman is okay if you really love one another and you are the best of friends. But I must say, from my own experience that even though "being with a woman" is great, there is nothing like being with a man. It may sound strange but thats how I feel. You have never experienced complete sexual gratification until you have been with a man. See, with a woman, thru lovemaking you express yourself physically by doing something that is considered a preliminary thing if you are with a man.So with a man I have found that the preliminary thing is just that--preliminary. You dont even have to really know the poor guy in order to have sex with him. But a woman, well...you have to know her pretty darn well before you can develop the where-with-all to do any sexual stuff with her. A man is much quicker and easier to get. Being with a woman is kinda like a "special" "girl freind" type thing. Does that make any sense to any one? Its hard for me to explain. Pam
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PMS write:
Come hereeeee DEMOOOOO.....
Let me kiss you dear so I can give you this flu I have & wish to get rid of.

I cant get rid of your flu, but i can sure make ya forget about it..lol.