What are y'all doing for Halloween.
DO you give out candy to the kids. This is the first time I have had youngin in the house for along time so I have to do the Halloween candy thing. Normally I am at a party somewhere.
I do have fond memories of those neighbors who were gone for the night and would put out a big bowl of candy that said :Take One only" Like we could read!
You know you live in Florida when . . .
You spend more time on your roof than in your living room.
Your kids start school in August and finish in July.
You know the plot to Groundhog Day and haven't even seen the movie.
There's a "No Wake" sign posted at the end of your driveway.
Having a tree in the living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
You consider plywood a window treatment.
You know which weathercasters are pregnant.
The term "huge fan" has nothing to do with sports.
You won't trade cars until you've tried to guess which tree to park your lemon under for the next hurricane.
You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or tree-service worker.
You actually like talking to your insurance agent.
Toilet paper is elevated to coin of the realm at shelters.
Your swimming pool experiences tides.
A hurricane with wind hits you harder than a hurricane with alcohol.
You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and the "bad side."
Suspended tolls are a highlight of your life.
A battery-powered TV is considered an entertainment center.
Your 5-year-old knows the difference between a Category 2 and Category 3 storm.
You find the hum of a generator erotic.
You can't swim because your pool is full of patio furniture.
You actually have seen pigs fly.
You own seven or more of the following: a generator, a power inverter, a weather radio, a battery-powered TV, a battery-powered fan, battery-powered lanterns, a 5-gallon gasoline can, several tarps, a chain saw, a pole saw and a rain suit.
Your parrot can say "Hunker down."
You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.
You miss the days when the only topics that put Florida in the national news were flawed elections and drug kingpins.
Your children associate huffing and puffing to blow a house down not with a Big Bad Wolf, but with a hurricane.
You know exac...
After a few months of offering to clean my bike Hurricane got out there today and did the road king. I did the Ultra cause it is a bit more involved and it had the bugs and mud on it from the Rodeo trip. She did pretty good too. She asked the grand daughter whose was the shiniest and of course I agreed with her that she does a much better job then me detailing the Harley's. Is this kind of manipulation a bad thing. Cause I hate cleaning the bikes.
For those of you who have never had the pleasure to meet this lady she has it all over Mother Theresa. She is very kind and giving. She has the energy of a teenager and the two coolest black squirrels in her back yard. This lady went way above and beyond to help everyone before during and after the Rodeo. Hurricane and I want to thank you for all you did for us. Your the best.
We are headed it this morning. I say this morning cause I am an optimist and would like to think I can get Hurricane out the door by 9 or so. Don't get me wrong she works hard around here, Laundry is always done, house is clean, the lawn was mowed when I got home. What did I do. Worked till 3:30 came home and installed a driver backrest and highway pegs on the geezer glide. Checked the fluids and packed my bag. Been up on and off since 3am and its now 7:30. So if I want to leave at 9am at what time is appropriate to start encouraging the little lady to get a move on?
Instead of a model of the month it seems we have a target of the month.
All you ladies are great but you seem to have a little more flurry in your step, a quickening in your pulse, a shine in your eye when you find a dumb ass to go after.
For all you targets past and present tilt your glass and toast to your selves for giving the BK ladies a reason to log in and vent. Because if they are venting at you the rest of us have easier lives.
Just got back from a trip to the keys. Hurricane had never been before. We did the usual Bull Bar, Hogsbreath etc. The little one won a t-shirt for the longest hula Hooping. No contest as she was the only sober one there but she had a blast. Yes Sher we had her home before the crazies came out to play.
Have you noticed that no matter what the blog is about that it changes direction usually in the first page or two. Unless it is something very serious like an injury. The sex blogs become shoe blogs and the Rodeo blogs well hell it has changed direction so many times I can't keep up.
So Here is a blog you can pull, push, scramble, turn or whatever.
HAVE AT IT!
Well the Hurricanes Grand Daughter whose 8 got to experience the liquid sunshine today and she did great. No whining no crying just a tough Biker babe in training with her very first pin on her vest. . We did a run for a Sheriff that has a brain tumor. Raised 800.00 from the last minute run. Not too bad for a Thunderstorm kind of day. She's a great kid and tough.
We always talk about what a biker is. This little girl has it all over a lot of them who think they are Big bad bikers.
>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
>> We have no idea what mauve is.
>> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>> We do that.
>> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
>> nothing's wrong.
>> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
>> answer you don't want to hear.
>> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
>> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>> discuss such topics as sports, cars,
>> or, sex.
>> 1. You have enough clothes.
>> 1. You have too many shoes.
>> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>> 1. Thank you for reading this.
>> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
>> Pass this to as many men as you can -
>> to give them a laugh.
>> Pass this to as many women as you can -
>> to give them a bigger laugh