Nurse Ratched (aka Night Nurse) and Dyna Thom (probably should be spelled Dinah Tammy), thought I would say hello to you two! I just thought that I would renew some old acquaintances here! Not really surprised to see the two of you still living your lives vicariously through the "Bikers" on this site. Mildred, I hope you have sought out the professional help we have spoken of in the past and Dina Tammy how are the testosterone treatments coming along?! I hope that I have been able to brighten your day!
Nurse Ratched - The matron of the BK blogs. Nurse Ratched, the antagonist, is a middle-aged former army nurse. She rules her blogs with an iron hand and masks her humanity and femininity behind a stiff, patronizing facade. She selects her staff for their submissiveness and intellectual weakness, and she weakens her adversaries through a psychologically manipulative program designed to destroy their self-esteem. Nurse Ratched's emasculating, mechanical ways slowly drain all traces of humanity from her adversaries.
Watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest the other night. Somehow Nurse Ratched made me think of the BK blogs!
Take care ... Phil McMurphy
A young blonde woman in Michigan City , was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the channel leading out to Lake Michigan . She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying her eyes out.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, 'I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy.'
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me.'
'He certainly is,' the captain said. 'This is the Blue Chip Casino, and we never leave Michigan City .'
Why is it that so many self proclaimed, "independent women," have mistakenly labeled themselves independent when the adjectives arrogant and selfish would much more accurately reflect who they are and what they are about!
I am certain that this will ruffle some hens' feathers but quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! .......... Kind of arrogant of me ...... hmmmmm, I must be INDEPENDENT!!!
A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING THE HOSPITAL WHEN, DURING HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING. "OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN. "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL, WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY SORRY, BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH SEMEN. IF HE DOESN'T DO THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY, THEY'LL EXPLODE AND HE'LL DIE WITHIN MINUTES." "OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED THE WOMAN.
IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A FEMALE NURSE WAS PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT. AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD! HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?" THE DOCTOR REPLIED ...
"SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However,
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He plays for the Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
HELENA, Mont. (AP) - Motorcyclists lined up Thursday to oppose a proposal
that would require they wear a helmet when riding,arguing wearing helmets
could actually be more dangerous.
The bill was quickly killed by a legislative committee amid the overwhelming
Dozens of motorcyclists argued they should be allowed to choose whether they
want to wear a helmet, as they currently do under state law.
"I make the decision, this is America for God's sakes," said motorcyclist
Ralph Elrod of Wolf Creek, a retired fire chief.
Hospital groups and others argued that costly head injuries from motorcycle
crashes could be prevented with a mandatory helmet law. Taxpayers often have
to pick up the tab for the expensive care.
"We are the ones who pay for their choice not to wear a helmet," said
sponsor Rep. Ron Erickson, D-Missoula.
The measure would have levied a $50 fine on those caught without a helmet.
Hospital and health groups said the evidence is clear that their costs and
those of emergency medical responders increase when a motorcyclist crashes
while not wearing a helmet.
"Odds are that if that person survives, he or she will suffer a traumatic
head or spinal injury," said Mike Foster, speaking on behalf of a number of
Opponents of the mandatory helmet law said the helmets can restrict vision
and hearing, and create unsafe situations. They should be allowed to decide
individually, based upon the riding situation.
"It's an issue of freedom," said Sen. John Brueggeman, R-Polson.
An amendment that would have allowed those with at least $100,000 medical
insurance to ride without helmets, while forcing the rest to wear a helmet,
was shot down before the bill was tabled.
Supporters said that change would have protected taxpayers from the big cost
of caring for crash victims while allowing those who wanted to ride without a helmet.
The measure was tabled with a 15-2 vote.
I am somewhat amused by those of you out there who make comments about " no baggage!" Since the vast majority of people who frequent this site are 35 or older, I would think that it would be quite the challenge to find anyone who is void of "baggage." Personally, I don't think that I would be attracted to anyone who has lived their life totally free of risk and or is so perfect that they have never made a poor decision which might have resulted in "baggage." Face it, we all are toting a little baggage at this point in our lives. Anyone who says they are not, probably spends way too much time trying to convince themselves of this instead of dealing with the fact that they are less than perfect. Learn from your mistakes and move forward! Denying that you've made any and expecting that from others is unrealistic!