ok a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
We should go on a date if:
you've got one head and no bullet wounds and have seen a monkey knife fight
My relationship history:
Please ask me
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
In My Own Words
I like women who ride but not a deal breaker heavy drinkers and drug addicts I'm ready for ya! Just kidding i like all women the like to have fun and ride and the usual disclaimer if you have been abducted by aliens more than 3 times I think you've been probed enough or if you own more than 20 cats move along or been married to a barnyard animal no wait I think I can live with that