God, I love thread topics like this.....
I recall a past post advising the author to:
- Put on red and white, or if you got a jersey numbered '81' - that is even better.
- Go over to the local Club's hangout.
- Pound on the door and tell who ever answers that you're a f-ing bad ass and demand to join their club.
You really want to create a 'good' first impression, and following the advice above will really get you noticed.