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Posted on Sun, Jun 11, 2006 20:59

You ever wonder why Muslims are so mad and outright angry at everyone that doesn't believe the way they do?

Just listen to their whining a$$ music. It's enough to drive anyone insane. If I had to listen to that chit I'd probably wanna commit suicide too. And I didn't think anything could be worse than Rap. Guess I was wrong.

Look at where they choose to live. In the f'kin dessert. Who in their right mind would make that decision? Obviously they are suffering from some form of mental illness. I know Jesus Christ lived there and could withstand anything. But that was about 2000 years ago and even He got the hell outta there.

I think we should drop a lot more on them like we did with Abba Dabba Zowie. Smoke the whole place and turn it into an Ice Palace.

And what about their women? Muslim men are so insecure that they have them all wrapped up in shower curtains. They're probably so ugly no one could stand to look at them anyway.

I think we should send a bunch of big tittied Hooters girls over there and invade them. I can just see them standing in the dessert, delerious from the heat. Up walks (wiggles, bounces) a Hooters girl and says "Y'all want some chicken wangs?" Maybe even lace the wings with some pork. They wouldn't know whether to chit or go blind.

But, that's just my humble opinion.

Luv ya, Mean it.
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Posted on Wed, Jun 21, 2006 06:33

mick2003 write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:

You are a smart man and I respect every word you speak. I hope you know that.
Becca



Thanks, Becca, and you are an intelligent woman, too. It is nice to be able to toss a controversial subject back and forth without a bunch of name calling and threats, eh?
I like to think of it as a learning process, sort of like sifting flour. Toss things around, see how this fits, and that sounds, apply it to various situations, stand back and look and ponder, then maybe come to a contingent conclusion.
My black and white areas have grown so small over the years, that sometimes I wonder if I will have very many absolutes when I die.
There is a saying that: The first to present his case seems right, till another comes forward and questions him.

LOL!! I can't believe you said that about the black and white areas, I say that all the time!! My daughter is a young version of me.. She is completely black and white in her 22 years of wisdom and although she has highly educated herself, I just listen and roll my eyes knowing that in 20 years she will be so grey and she has no idea its coming!! ha ha

I reached adulthood with a hard line on every subject and now? The only thing that I a certain of is that NOTHING is for certain!!

Paula thanks for the words... We loved Florida when we were there for Bikeweek!! I never wanted to leave. We just might take you up on that!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 07:06

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Mick please do not bring the bible into this... The bible is full of war, killing and such... The Bible also tells us to follow the laws of our land. It also frowns on traitors, desserters and blasphemers... God understands the need for war and he fought evil the exact same way we do, with DEATH and destruction.. Don't go there cause that theory does not hold up at all.



This one could get REALLY complicated and long and drawn out, so I will just say that the Old Testament shows our problem (along with prophecies which points to the messiah) and the New Testament points to/shows the solution. (In a simplistic nutshell)
The OT shows mankind in "shackles" whereas the NT reveals the key to freedom for mankind (if accepted).
As far as following the "laws" of our land, Jesus and the disciples were persecuted, killed and maimed because of perceived violations of the "laws" of their land(s). In other words, they were criminals in their societies. They preached peace, love and good will, and the people with "power" despised them because of it and sought to kill them (the peacemakers).

(oops, getting long and drawn out and complicated.......)


LOL... Mick I knew you were gonna say that. Do you remember when Jesus went into the Synagogue(sp) and trashed the place because they were using his fathers house to collect money?? He became angry and violent. Even Jesus has a limit.

I agree with the New Testament but it only works if everyone follows those principals. Obviously that has never been the case. Unfortunately it still isn't and unless we are willing to hang ourselves on a stake the way Jesus did then we have to fight.

You are a smart man and I respect every word you speak. I hope you know that.
Becca

  


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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 04:37

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kill em all let THIER God sort em out!
Go Marine Corp Go USA!


And, by the way, with an attitude like that, you are basically saying for the same to happen to us.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Jesus, the Christ

Mick please do not bring the bible into this... The bible is full of war, killing and such... The Bible also tells us to follow the laws of our land. It also frowns on traitors, desserters and blasphemers... God understands the need for war and he fought evil the exact same way we do, with DEATH and destruction.. Don't go there cause that theory does not hold up at all.

You complain of our government yet you and I are the government.. WE elected the people who run this country, they only have the power we give them and if WE did not want them to do what we are doing, bottom line is WE wouldnt be doing it!!

As far as Mexico is concerned, they as a whole do not hate us nor seek to destroy us. What the hell are u talkin about?? They want to be US!!! Why would we want to fight them??

We have not declared war on Iraq because we are not in direct conflict with the country. We are trying to help them instill a new government. There is a huge difference. All those phone calls you made tryin to figure that out and u could have just asked me... ha ha

Peace bro, If you are not part of the solution then you my friend are part of the problem.

Well said my friends well said.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 04:01

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
I think you're mistaken about sewing the vagina shut (God just reading that makes me cross my legs) People (should say animals) do that but its in africa and in most cases they do not use sterile or sharp instruments, its a hacking and its unthinkable (you guys, imagine a dull knife or a somewhat sharp rock and circumcision being done when you were 9 - 12 years od age, no drugs). They do it to young girls. I could be wrong about it JUST being Africa.


Not sure what part of my statement you think I am mistaken about but my daughter spent three years studying the middle east's languages and cultures and I am telling you for a fact that this IS what they do and I will tell you its not the worst things they do either. Do you know that if a member of your family commits a crime?? They can go to your home and kill whoever they like. It goes on and on and on..... It is not just in Africa.

I didn't mean to say that you were mistaken (I know I said that but...)I had read something about it being done in Africa, I think they called it "female circumcision", nasty stuff. I will defer to your daughter on the facts about the Middle East. I (sadly) have NOT educated myself on that, so I am in no position to argue any point in regards to their social behaviors. Hey girl if you guys ever get to the Tampa Bay area of Florida I would love to hang out. I have read many of your post's and I must say, you're pretty much right on. I like the way you think. Straight, to the point, no BS.
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I think you're mistaken about sewing the vagina shut (God just reading that makes me cross my legs) People (should say animals) do that but its in africa and in most cases they do not use sterile or sharp instruments, its a hacking and its unthinkable (you guys, imagine a dull knife or a somewhat sharp rock and circumcission being done when you were 9 - 12 years od age, no drugs). They do it to young girls. I could be wrong about it JUST being Africa.


Not sure what part of my statement you think I am mistaken about but my daughter spent three years studying the middle east's languages and cultures and I am telling you for a fact that this IS what they do and I will tell you its not the worst things they do either. Do you know that if a member of your family commits a crime?? They can go to your home and kill whoever they like. It goes on and on and on..... It is not just in Africa.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 08:34

mick2003 write:
BadBikerDawg write:
kill em all let THIER God sort em out!
Go Marine Corp Go USA!


And, by the way, with an attitude like that, you are basically saying for the same to happen to us.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Jesus, the Christ

Mick please do not bring the bible into this... The bible is full of war, killing and such... The Bible also tells us to follow the laws of our land. It also frowns on traitors, desserters and blasphemers... God understands the need for war and he fought evil the exact same way we do, with DEATH and destruction.. Don't go there cause that theory does not hold up at all.

You complain of our government yet you and I are the government.. WE elected the people who run this country, they only have the power we give them and if WE did not want them to do what we are doing, bottom line is WE wouldnt be doing it!!

As far as Mexico is concerned, they as a whole do not hate us nor seek to destroy us. What the hell are u talkin about?? They want to be US!!! Why would we want to fight them??

We have not declared war on Iraq because we are not in direct conflict with the country. We are trying to help them instill a new government. There is a huge difference. All those phone calls you made tryin to figure that out and u could have just asked me... ha ha

Peace bro, If you are not part of the solution then you my friend are part of the problem.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 06:45

Mick
I understand where you are coming from brother and I understand why, you were a Navy guy that explains it all LOL. I say that with respect my Father retired from the Navy. Conspiracy theory it's a government cover up could be. I don't agree on why we are in the Middle east but I do support our troops and I won't apologize for what I believe but I can guarantee you this one fact, if you come into my home and attack my family for no reason other than you don't like us because of our beliefs well then I hope you have a good cave to hide in because I will hunt you down like the animal you are and you will pay.
Thank you for your views you make some very good points and no disrespect I know the Marines are a department of the Navy.
Peace and Safe riding Bro.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 06:30

mick2003 write:
BadBikerDawg write:
kill em all let THIER God sort em out!
Go Marine Corp Go USA!


And, by the way, with an attitude like that, you are basically saying for the same to happen to us.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Jesus, the Christ

It has already happened twice once when Japan attacked us in Pearl Harbor and then again when we were attacked on Sept 11th. and in both cases we did the right thing.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 04:41

The solution:

1) replace all their whiny music with old vintage Geoge Jones and Hank Williams, Sr. broadcast via loudspeaker

2) remove all sources of meat from the country and replace it with pork only.

3) unleash herds of pigs to roam freely in the streets and throughout the country

4) confiscate all shower curtain style clothing from the women and issue hot pants and halter tops (ok, well maybe some of the fats ones should be left in shower curtains)

5) require all women to shave, including their back

6) issue free vibrators and batteries to all women, especially those suspected of terrorist acts (maybe this will keep them busy so they'll stop making bombs)

7) open IDIOT Centers nationwide (Iraqui Dildo Institute Of Technology) which conducts research and offers free personal assistance and training to any woman needing help with dildo and vibrator operations. (i am appointing myself HDIC, CEO, President, and any other title imaginable at the full service center. hey, its my idea)

8) every theatre would be required to show Hustler porn movies on at least one screen 24x7 with free admission. BYOL (bring your own lube) Hand lotion and towel required for all men prior to admission admission. Shower curtains confiscated earlier will be available for free while supplies last.

9) start a national "Pimp My Camel" contest with the top winners from each city going head-to-head for the Nation Championship

10) open a Harley manufacturing plant and nationwide dealerships so these poor bastards can finally have something good between their legs and have some fun and something to look forward to everyday besides killing

~Slim, HDIC
IDIOT Centers, Inc.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 14:53

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
To all the peeps that think we are wrong to be in Iraq? Especially to all you ladies...

Did you know, that when Saddam took over most of the women were educated? Doctors lawyers engineers etc?? When he took over the country he made them all quit thier jobs and made it a law that women were no longer allowed to read or teach thier daughters to read?? Did u know that when a female child is born they sew her vagina shut (many die of infections) and leave a very small hole for her to urinate?? On her wedding night her husband cuts her open with a knife and that is how she is introduced to sex? They also cut the clitoris off to insure her purity??

How would you like to have a ruler take over our government and wipe away all of the things we have achieved??

That is only the beginning of the atrocisties that government committed. Now do you think we are wrong to help those people regain thier human rights??

I think you're mistaken about sewing the vagina shut (God just reading that makes me cross my legs) People (should say animals) do that but its in africa and in most cases they do not use sterile or sharp instruments, its a hacking and its unthinkable (you guys, imagine a dull knife or a somewhat sharp rock and circumcission being done when you were 9 - 12 years od age, no drugs). They do it to young girls. I could be wrong about it JUST being Africa. All I know is that IT IS done. As a Mom with girls I couldn't imagine someone taking my daughter from me to do that. I would die trying to stop them...(thats a whole new thread).
BUT getting back to this thread. Do we nuke the entire place? innocents included? I have issues with that. I'm mad as hell about what happened and about the bastards that want to fight their "holy war". What a fing joke! Holy war...couldn't we just line the guilty up as we find them and exterminate them like the vermin they are. That would be my wish.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 08:02

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DirtyBikers4Eva write:
To all the peeps that think we are wrong to be in Iraq? Especially to all you ladies...

Did you know, that when Saddam took over most of the women were educated? Doctors lawyers engineers etc?? When he took over the country he made them all quit thier jobs and made it a law that women were no longer allowed to read or teach thier daughters to read?? Did u know that when a female child is born they sew her vagina shut (many die of infections) and leave a very small hole for her to urinate?? On her wedding night her husband cuts her open with a knife and that is how she is introduced to sex? They also cut the clitoris off to insure her purity??

How would you like to have a ruler take over our government and wipe away all of the things we have achieved??

That is only the beginning of the atrocisties that government committed. Now do you think we are wrong to help those people regain thier human rights??

MOre improtant have you forgotten what happen to our country on Sept. 11th have you? do you remember that we were attacked in our own country by people who didn't care about our families our friends our brothers and sisters they killed innocent people for no reason other than bringing themselves glory.
You watch the news all they will tell you how we just bombed a building and killed all these civillians what they don't tell you is that the civillians were in the building making bombs they fail to tell you that but yet the will splash all over the news how we killed some innocent civillians it's bullshit! kill em all let THIER God sort em out!
Go Marine Corp Go USA!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 08:00

mick2003 write:
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To all the peeps that think we are wrong to be in Iraq? Especially to all you ladies...

Did you know, that when Saddam took over most of the women were educated? Doctors lawyers engineers etc?? When he took over the country he made them all quit thier jobs and made it a law that women were no longer allowed to read or teach thier daughters to read?? Did u know that when a female child is born they sew her vagina shut (many die of infections) and leave a very small hole for her to urinate?? On her wedding night her husband cuts her open with a knife and that is how she is introduced to sex? They also cut the clitoris off to insure her purity??

How would you like to have a ruler take over our government and wipe away all of the things we have achieved??

That is only the beginning of the atrocisties that government committed. Now do you think we are wrong to help those people regain thier human rights??


I would like to remind us all that the U.S. Government played a huge role in getting Mr. Hussein in power.
Also, our Declaration of Independence states that God has given mankind (not just Americans) certain unalienable rights and that governments are instituted to protect those rights. The only authority governments have is that to which the governed consents.
So, if Hussein was doing those things, guess who consented to it. When the U.S. Government was installing Hussein, guess who else consented to it (answer: the American People).
"Government is not the solution, government is the problem" (unknown)

So what is the solution Mick??



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Posted on Tue, Jun 13, 2006 15:53

SLIM, I knew you'd find lulu again. I fokin can't believe you put that on the back of your scooter for this pix. I freakin love it, especially after hearing so much about her in Myrtle. Is that blow up plug still in her nipple?? ROFLMFAO!!!!!



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Posted on Tue, Jun 13, 2006 10:39

I think we should send the gals over
the most expensive vibrators in the
world. Yep what they need is Harlys.
More Riden less killen!



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Posted on Tue, Jun 13, 2006 04:41

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
To all the peeps that think we are wrong to be in Iraq? Especially to all you ladies...

Did you know, that when Saddam took over most of the women were educated? Doctors lawyers engineers etc?? When he took over the country he made them all quit thier jobs and made it a law that women were no longer allowed to read or teach thier daughters to read?? Did u know that when a female child is born they sew her vagina shut (many die of infections) and leave a very small hole for her to urinate?? On her wedding night her husband cuts her open with a knife and that is how she is introduced to sex? They also cut the clitoris off to insure her purity??

How would you like to have a ruler take over our government and wipe away all of the things we have achieved??

That is only the beginning of the atrocisties that government committed. Now do you think we are wrong to help those people regain thier human rights??

MOre improtant have you forgotten what happen to our country on Sept. 11th have you? do you remember that we were attacked in our own country by people who didn't care about our families our friends our brothers and sisters they killed innocent people for no reason other than bringing themselves glory.
You watch the news all they will tell you how we just bombed a building and killed all these civillians what they don't tell you is that the civillians were in the building making bombs they fail to tell you that but yet the will splash all over the news how we killed some innocent civillians it's bullshit! kill em all let THIER God sort em out!
Go Marine Corp Go USA!



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Posted on Mon, Jun 12, 2006 13:45

you men feel better now?lmfao.I do agree mostly what ya said Gene...but we all have our own society and way of living though.Yes I am pissed off but there are alot of innocent people being hurt and children.My heart aches for the children who dont get the chance to be themselves.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 12, 2006 09:00

To all the peeps that think we are wrong to be in Iraq? Especially to all you ladies...

Did you know, that when Saddam took over most of the women were educated? Doctors lawyers engineers etc?? When he took over the country he made them all quit thier jobs and made it a law that women were no longer allowed to read or teach thier daughters to read?? Did u know that when a female child is born they sew her vagina shut (many die of infections) and leave a very small hole for her to urinate?? On her wedding night her husband cuts her open with a knife and that is how she is introduced to sex? They also cut the clitoris off to insure her purity??

How would you like to have a ruler take over our government and wipe away all of the things we have achieved??

That is only the beginning of the atrocisties that government committed. Now do you think we are wrong to help those people regain thier human rights??



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Posted on Mon, Jun 12, 2006 05:16

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Hey! They erased my chit! "Muslim lovers". If I blow something up and kill people, will you post it then?

It took a while for my initial post to show up. I am surprised they even posted it at all. Must have slipped by them.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 11, 2006 22:34

Hey! They erased my chit! "Muslim lovers". If I blow something up and kill people, will you post it then?



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