We all have them right? well some have them pretty new shiny ones that don't want to leave that sticky (stuff?) on them. i have a lot.
Here are some, list yours too.

1. I wanna be like Barbie, that bitch's got everything.
2. My nipples get harder than most men's dicks.
3 Make my day.
4, my favorite, don't even go there.
5. If your dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.

Well now I'll leave some room for the rest of ya.

Red meat isn't bad for you, it's the green fuzzy meat that's bad for you.

early bird may get the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese.

Things change as I age... like I never cared for spankings as a child.

Smith and Wesson, true feminine protection.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

I need someone bad... are you bad?

I'm the fat lady and I ain't singing shit!

I'm the Bitch that replaced Barbie

Save a horse ride a biker

20 miles and $20,000 don't make you a biker

Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most

Be a flirt and lift your shirt

What I meant to say was that I couldn't agree more...lol

LOL...great helmut sticker!

You lost me? LOL

What, no ass.....!?

My faverite gal. She rides with me everywhere.

GMTA.

funny you should ask

I'D F%$#CK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT SOMEBODY ALREADY BEAT ME TO IT
ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL F#$@CK UPS
SOME DO, SOME DON'T , I MIGHT
9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MINE PLAIN

Mine are not as colorful as the ones I saw here.
On the back of my lid it says in reflective letters:
TEASING THE REAPER
Down at the base by the neck it says:
SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH OTHERS
On both sides:
One says: DISCO STILL SUCKS
The other: I DO BAD THINGS

chkn

A couple of Tom's favorites....LOL

Bad Girls deserve a good Licking

"IF YOUR GONNA RIDE MY ASS....AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR"

Gotta luv PA though, don't have to wear them! Funny though, when we ride out to Indiana/Ohio, we fumble 'round the pop up for about 10 min. looking for them, to only wear them (West Virginia) for about 15 min. LOL

O, and this goes without saying...........

LOL

My fav though...

Bikers have more fun then people do

Sticker'z out the azzz.........LOL
I just keep adding when bored........

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