MilBrat63 write:
Rescue1 writes:
It's a great idea, but the flowers will be dead by the time they arrive if BK has anything to do with the delivery.
{grin}
Just had a mental picture of this starving castaway type character..
Long unkempt hair and beard, skeletal from lack of food..
Crawling up unto a porch with a handful of dead sticks tied together with a tattered ribbon and a faded bow.. Reaches up and knocks on door with the last of his strength..
Old lady answers the door.
Looks at the half starved delivery man..
Reads the note attached to the dead flowers clutched in his hand..
{In scratchy old ladys voice}
~ Ohh yes.. I remember him from B.K... nice guy, He has been dead for close to twenty-five years now ~
Looks at starving delivery man with a strange gleam in her ancient eyes..
Leans closer to get a better view of him with her cataract clouded sight.
Grins a toothless grin..
{In scratchy old ladys voice}
~ A tad on the bony side, but you will do just fine sonny ~
Begins to lift her skirt as she hobbles toward him..
View under the skirt as she begins to lift it.. Is of the Rose tattoos embalzeoned across her once glorious breasts..
The years have turned them into a pair of hanging baskets that drags the floor behind her..
{In scratchy old ladys voice}
~ Gonna get me some today! ~
Fade out to sound of terror filled scream from starving delivery man accompanied by sound of cackling laughter from old B.K. woman..
Oh Master lmao..... You crack me up.... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha