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Posted on Sun, Apr 09, 2006 00:05

Ok Ladies, go ahead and post your name here to admit that you cannot follow instructions.

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Posted on Sat, May 13, 2006 09:43

WarHippy write:
OK, you Ladies are gonna have to step outside for a minute. Whenever us guys get together we have to do a group masterb**ion while we chant, "Kume-bye-ya Lord, Kume-bye-ya"


I'm not stepping outside just when the good stuff starts.....



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Posted on Thu, May 11, 2006 11:48

OK, you Ladies are gonna have to step outside for a minute. Whenever us guys get together we have to do a group masterb**ion while we chant, "Kume-bye-ya Lord, Kume-bye-ya"

  


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Posted on Thu, May 11, 2006 11:43

KinMonmouth write:
gefallen write:
SeminoleSlim write:
KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??
only if i can watch for verification


Would that first require a waiver of liability and an indemnification clause?

AJ


What are you an ATTORNEY?? LOL or am I that BAD!

Kin I be on that jury, Kin??

  


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Posted on Mon, May 08, 2006 18:41

vetducgirl write:
No, i am not surprised at all that there are not more women to post here. [You wrote:] the ones who have posted have shown they have a sense of humor and can play along with a joke ... a quality i find extremely attractive. that doean't mean other women haven't checked the thread. not only did they not follow instructions when it said "Men Only", they didn't follow instructions (again) when it said to post your name.

Not true silly. I gave a great reason for checking out the "Men Only" and I signed it "Tonya." When I get back home in the middle of the month you can make it up to me. Maybe you have met your match! Giggle, smile, wink, wink, -Tonya alias vetducgirl (Corvette & Ducati girl)

you make me blush ....



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Posted on Wed, May 03, 2006 19:28

I've peed standing up....on the run to the potty..lol



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Posted on Mon, May 01, 2006 16:33

SeminoleSlim write:
Badbikerkitty write:
harley442000 write:
what a dick women arn,t puppy's

nope we are kittens!!!

Ouch! Geez, that tongue is like sandpaper...

~Slim (aka T-Pop)

So it's tpop pervy...lmfao



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Posted on Mon, May 01, 2006 15:18

Vickie

  


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Posted on Sun, Apr 30, 2006 20:49

harley442000 write:
what a dick women arn,t puppy's

not following ya, dude. what are you replying to?

(Pssst! just a 'lil tip for ya Harley44, women don't have dicks. at least not the ones that i date. but then, you might have a different preference)



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Posted on Sat, Apr 29, 2006 06:47

vetducgirl write:
I was following directions....it says "Men Only" right. I wanted to check out the men. Lol! And my daughter has learned from the best. I had a party and I told my daughter to invite some friends. She invited enough boys to hold a vollyball game in the back yard. My guests asked where all the other girls were. I told them, now why would she invite competition!
Wink, wink, prrrrr, -Tonya

Hmmm ... i'm thinking i need to get to know this entire family

~Slim (aka Pervy .. lmao)



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Posted on Fri, Apr 28, 2006 23:24

Badbikerkitty write:
harley442000 write:
what a dick women arn,t puppy's

nope we are kittens!!!

Ouch! Geez, that tongue is like sandpaper...

~Slim (aka T-Pop)



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Posted on Fri, Apr 28, 2006 20:39

harley442000 write:
what a dick women arn,t puppy's

nope we are kittens!!!

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Posted on Fri, Apr 28, 2006 15:51

vetducgirl write:
I was following directions....it says "Men Only" right. I wanted to check out the men. Lol! And my daughter has learned from the best. I had a party and I told my daughter to invite some friends. She invited enough boys to hold a vollyball game in the back yard. My guests asked where all the other girls were. I told them, now why would she invite competition!
Wink, wink, prrrrr, -Tonya

Her Momma didn't raise no dummy!! LOL



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Posted on Thu, Apr 27, 2006 12:42

KinMonmouth write:
gefallen write:
SeminoleSlim write:
KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??
only if i can watch for verification


Would that first require a waiver of liability and an indemnification clause?

AJ


What are you an ATTORNEY?? LOL or am I that BAD!

ummm kara yes he is....lmfao



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Posted on Thu, Apr 27, 2006 08:36

what a dick women arn,t puppy's



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Posted on Mon, Apr 24, 2006 10:17

Tam.
Fucko'z

  


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Posted on Mon, Apr 24, 2006 06:19

Badbikerkitty write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
SeminoleSlim write:

KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??

only if i can watch for verification


LMAO... eeewwwwww that's not sexy.

come on becca you know youve done it!!!lmfao

Ok.. ok.. yeah I will admit I have tried it a time or two...LOL But I never let noone watch!! Ha ha ha

I used to live in this little tiny hick town and in the local bars bathroom it said on the wall.."If you can pee above this line the fire department may need you"... being the adventurous, crazy drunks that we were... Us girls went in and tried it.. ha ha ha.... Fire Department definately did not need us! ROFLMAO



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Posted on Sun, Apr 23, 2006 13:38

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
SeminoleSlim write:

KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??

only if i can watch for verification


LMAO... eeewwwwww that's not sexy.

come on becca you know youve done it!!!lmfao



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Posted on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 06:32

gefallen write:
SeminoleSlim write:
KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??
only if i can watch for verification


Would that first require a waiver of liability and an indemnification clause?

AJ

yes, in addition to blood and urine analysis, fingerprinting, complete background check, DNA samples, photos for file, and of course - a personal inspection as an eye witness.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 10:53

SeminoleSlim write:
KinMonmouth write:
If I pee standing up ..will that qualify??
only if i can watch for verification


Would that first require a waiver of liability and an indemnification clause?

AJ



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