I had to post this it was cute.......Burgalar Friends Forward to friends

  • View author's info Author Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 12:22 PM

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
    around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
    place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

    "Jesus is watching you."

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,and froze.
    When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and begansearching for more valuables.
    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

    "Jesus is watching you."

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
    rest on a parrot.
    Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to
    warn you."
    The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus
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  • View author's info Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 12:29 PM

    Very cute jj!
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