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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 17:28

Just How Redneck are U ? a parody of the ghetto test

you will need a paper and pencil for this I have borrowed some from the ghetto test I hope everyone takes this with the good humor it is intented

1. You know all the words to 'I have got friends in lowly places'
(5 points)
2. You where born and raised south of the Mason-Dixon line
(10 points)
3. You got your eggs from the egg lady at the next farm bonus if your home was the egg lady's
(5 points + 5 bonus points)
4. You have ever been taken out behind the woodshed or tool shed for punishment
(3 points each)
5. You have rode a bus to and from school for more then 45 mintues one way
(2 points)
6.You have ever gone coon or possum hunting.
(5 points)
7. You have ever milked a cow by hand or bonus for a goat.
(5 points + 5 points bonus)
8. You have ever been 'Snipe hunting,cow tipping,parked by a lake to watch submarine races at night (2 points each)
9.You have made homemade ice cream by hand cranking the maker you used icicles for the ice
(2 points each)
10. You have ate homemade fudge
(5 points)
11. You have run from a game warden bonus if you got away
(5 points + 5 bonus)
12. You have had reuseable bacon grease in a container on your stove
(5 points + 15 bonus if you still do)
13. You have climbed on the house roof to fix the tv. antenna
(5 points)
14. You have lit a paper bag of animal waste on a nieghbors porch rang the doorbell and ran away
(10 points)
15 . Your hair style is reffered to as a mullet.
(5 points)
16. You have never been to a 'people doctor' for any reason
(15 points)
17. You have a friend or faimly member who's nickname is Bubba
(10 points)
18. You have ever slopped hogs
(3 points)
19. You have ever ate any cooked internal organs from a animal
(2 points)
20. You have ever drank from a gallon jug or a mason jar
(5 points)
21. You have used you'll to describe 1 person
(5 points)
22. You have driven more then 5 miles on a flat tire because you didn't have a spare
(5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier you sanatize it by dipping it in whiskey
(10 points)
24. You have spend the night in a barn sleeping on hay
(10 points)
25. You have left a social gathering with more then one plate of food
(2 points)
26. The 'You might be a redneck jokes' seem to be written about your life style
(5 points)
27. You have 'A' gold tooth
(10 points)
28. Your faimly vehicle is a four wheel drive pickup with a loaded rifle rack in the back window
(15 points)
29.You have ever had a party line ph*ne and have listened in
(10 points)
30.You think that Elvis is still alive
(20 points)
31. You have to take your shoes and socks off to add up your score
(25 points)



The Totals


0-50 points city boy/girl ain't u
51-75 points you grew up in the suburbs
76-150 points your a good ole boy/girl
150 points or more you 'll are a all american high tech redneck



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Posted on Sat, Apr 22, 2006 08:32

jynesisk write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!
Is this your daughter you are posing with in the picture?
If so she is a very pretty girl,you might be a redneck if ........you pose for pictures like this with your daughter.............

Not sure why this is not posting but I will keep posting it til I turn blue...
WOW... how very rude of you!! Guy is only 7 years older than me... Pretty hypocritical don't ya think?? I just looked at your profile and it says you are lookin for a man between the age of 36 and 52?? Good luck with that!! Ya might want to try a few days at the gym and some night cream sweetie!! Don't hate me because Im beautiful!! LOL



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Posted on Tue, Apr 18, 2006 06:59

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!
Is this your daughter you are posing with in the picture?
If so she is a very pretty girl,you might be a redneck if ........you pose for pictures like this with your daughter.............



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Posted on Tue, Mar 28, 2006 14:32

STaRyDeR write:
Just How Redneck are U ? a parody of the ghetto test

you will need a paper and pencil for this I have borrowed some from the ghetto test I hope everyone takes this with the good humor it is intented

1. You know all the words to 'I have got friends in lowly places'
(5 points)
2. You where born and raised south of the Mason-Dixon line
(10 points)
3. You got your eggs from the egg lady at the next farm bonus if your home was the egg lady's
(5 points + 5 bonus points)
4. You have ever been taken out behind the woodshed or tool shed for punishment
(3 points each)
5. You have rode a bus to and from school for more then 45 mintues one way
(2 points)
6.You have ever gone coon or possum hunting.
(5 points)
7. You have ever milked a cow by hand or bonus for a goat.
(5 points + 5 points bonus)
8. You have ever been 'Snipe hunting,cow tipping,parked by a lake to watch submarine races at night (2 points each)
9.You have made homemade ice cream by hand cranking the maker you used icicles for the ice
(2 points each)
10. You have ate homemade fudge
(5 points)
11. You have run from a game warden bonus if you got away
(5 points + 5 bonus)
12. You have had reuseable bacon grease in a container on your stove
(5 points + 15 bonus if you still do)
13. You have climbed on the house roof to fix the tv. antenna
(5 points)
14. You have lit a paper bag of animal waste on a nieghbors porch rang the doorbell and ran away
(10 points)
15 . Your hair style is reffered to as a mullet.
(5 points)
16. You have never been to a 'people doctor' for any reason
(15 points)
17. You have a friend or faimly member who's nickname is Bubba
(10 points)
18. You have ever slopped hogs
(3 points)
19. You have ever ate any cooked internal organs from a animal
(2 points)
20. You have ever drank from a gallon jug or a mason jar
(5 points)
21. You have used you'll to describe 1 person
(5 points)
22. You have driven more then 5 miles on a flat tire because you didn't have a spare
(5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier you sanatize it by dipping it in whiskey
(10 points)
24. You have spend the night in a barn sleeping on hay
(10 points)
25. You have left a social gathering with more then one plate of food
(2 points)
26. The 'You might be a redneck jokes' seem to be written about your life style
(5 points)
27. You have 'A' gold tooth
(10 points)
28. Your faimly vehicle is a four wheel drive pickup with a loaded rifle rack in the back window
(15 points)
29.You have ever had a party line ph*ne and have listened in
(10 points)
30.You think that Elvis is still alive
(20 points)
31. You have to take your shoes and socks off to add up your score
(25 points)



The Totals


0-50 points city boy/girl ain't u
51-75 points you grew up in the suburbs
76-150 points your a good ole boy/girl
150 points or more you 'll are a all american high tech redneck

A hurrican hits your neighborhood and does 100k in home improvements.

you take your dog out for a walk and you both use the same tree...



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Posted on Fri, Mar 17, 2006 14:39

Nokia
Yeah, he's got hair alright.........in all the wrong places!! LOL
After living in Alabama almost 10 years & being ragged by family & friends out of state to go to Daga, I finally did. I guess I'm not much of a race fan.....so I can say "been there, done that" I'll give my seat up to a real fan.



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Posted on Fri, Mar 17, 2006 03:52

I hate to admit it but this had to be only in Ky true story,I had to stop for a funeral procession on Thursday.I thought it normal to see lot of pickup trucks 2 of them had ATVs in the back but then along came a suburban towing a trailer with a 4 wheeler on it that had to be a redneck funeral lol

  


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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 21:45

Luv2ridemytrike write:
Hey Nokia!
Now THAT is True/Blue REDNECK!!
That ain't Talladega is it!!??? LOL

LOL Isn
t it though!! I believe that is Talladega . LOL that man has the hair!!!!



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 18:03

you might be a redneck if .......your truck has more lights than your house.

you might be a redneck if .....you recieved a jar of pickled eggs as a wedding present

you might be a redneck if ......you bought your wifes wedding ring at a buy one get one free deal

you might be a redneck if ......you carry a case of beer at your tax audit

you might be a redneck if .......youve ever hot wired a motel vibrating bed

you might be a redneck if ......all your neighbors have electric fences

you might be a redneck if ....you use wite out for a french manicure



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Posted on Mon, Mar 06, 2006 12:12

Hey Nokia!
Now THAT is True/Blue REDNECK!!
That ain't Talladega is it!!??? LOL



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Posted on Fri, Mar 03, 2006 14:50

REDNECK DIEHARD NASCAR FAN

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Posted on Fri, Mar 03, 2006 03:34

Luv2ridemytrike write:
Hey STaRyDeR!
Greetings from the deep south! You folks up there in Kentuck are Hillbillies, not Rednecks! LOL (I have family from KY so don't take it personal)
Thanks for the laugh...I nearly cried on that one. I'll add it to my collection of Redneck Jokes & Pics!!

danggggggg lmao



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Posted on Thu, Mar 02, 2006 11:37

Hey STaRyDeR!
Greetings from the deep south! You folks up there in Kentuck are Hillbillies, not Rednecks! LOL (I have family from KY so don't take it personal)
Thanks for the laugh...I nearly cried on that one. I'll add it to my collection of Redneck Jokes & Pics!!



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Posted on Wed, Mar 01, 2006 18:07

Smile!

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 01, 2006 12:17

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's
>office and has some tests run.
>
> The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush,
> You have AIDS."
>
> The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I
> do?"
>
> The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage,
> a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
> 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
> cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
>
> The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
> Doc?"
>
> "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
> is for."



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Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2006 03:53

pjmrees write:
It's nice to see there are some real people still in the world! Its 2:30am and I've been reading for hours. Love this site!

yep we is still out here lol Welcome to the jungle as we say on BK

  


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Posted on Mon, Feb 27, 2006 23:32

It's nice to see there are some real people still in the world! Its 2:30am and I've been reading for hours. Love this site!



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Posted on Sun, Feb 26, 2006 21:59

"Buford"

Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Buford: Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles.

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles.

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles.
So the nurse gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles.
The doctor asked, Where?
Buford said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?

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Posted on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 09:31

STaRyDeR write:
redneck roof rack lol

LMFAO



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Posted on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 05:07

redneck roof rack lol

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Posted on Fri, Feb 24, 2006 17:59

Cut write:
Tnt where
d ya get that thar photo of my pape, mud diving was his favorite competative sport!! He was one of the best til he hit that there ol stump, poor fellar

*pattin 'ur bak* I'll try n find more pics there David......
How ya doin anyways? Hope 'ur well.
hugzzzz
Red

  


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