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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 08:10

How ghetto is you?



GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS JUST HOW GHETTO IS U??





1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)





2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points)





3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)





4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)





5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points)





6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)





7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)





8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)





9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)





10 If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)





11 If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)





12 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)





13 The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)





14 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each):





15 You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)





16 You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)





17 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)





18 You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)





19 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)





20 You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)





21 You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people
( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)





22 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)





23 Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by $ucking it.
(10 points)





24 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)





25 You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)





26 You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)





27 The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)





28 You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's.
(15 points)





29 You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)





30 You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)





31 If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)











-- Now the totals...






0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs






51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat






76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?






150 points or more - Still there, huh?






FORWARD AND PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BOX SO PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW





GHETTO





YOU REALLY ARE!!



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 10:50

I got 68 and I've never been anywhere near the USA, but i did grow up on a council estate here, i was a horror.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 07:38

Oh my gosh I'm the baby here with only 26 points!

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 20:09

I refuse to post my score!
I was wonderin' though....

does anyone else refer to crawdad tails as "ghetto shrimp?"! Lol!



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:40

LunarSoul write:
I grew up in the thick of philadelphia, so I dont have to take no test to know how ghetto i am ... but i add a splash of class to it so you don't see it that much ... :)

YES YOU DO AD A BIG SPLASH OF CLASS,,,, PRETTY LADY,,,,,SMOOCH,,,,,DOUBLE....

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:36

WELL I TOOK BOTH TEST,,,,,WON'T SAY MY SCORE'S BECAUSE I MIGHT BE THE FIRST GETTOBILLY ON THE BK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 04:32

82 - but then again - I grew up in Brooklyn lol....

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 22:21

Venturesome_Vixen write:
LMAO....well....looking at your scores, i am not certain i WANT to answer.....guess you can just call me the "Trailerpark Girl" with a whopping score of 109.....but damn i have come a long way, baby!!!! Guess i will be competing for the whitetrash award today!!! Do i get a tiara for this????

And I would love to take out the trash!



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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 13:24

Gary_L write:
57 - How'd that happen? I grew up in the country.

try the redneck test lol



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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 12:02

57 - How'd that happen? I grew up in the country.

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 20, 2006 16:27

I grew up in the thick of philadelphia, so I dont have to take no test to know how ghetto i am ... but i add a splash of class to it so you don't see it that much ... :)



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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 21:26

96..... and I thot "Tussy" was a typo too



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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 16:31

watch what you ask for lol



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 22:33

IM HOLDING OUT FER THE HOW HILLBILLY R U TEST TO COME OUT,,,,,,

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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 18:29

113 here, Chicago, home of Cabrini Green, the original projects given to the populace by the original
Richard M. Daley

Seeme, you should have made people tell how they got their points!



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 17:25

...hang on, still countin'....



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 16:56

42



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 14:29

I grew up in Ohio,Colorado,Utah,New Mexico and still growing up in Kentucky lol



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 13:37

I grew up in Texas, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois and NJ...



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 12:48

37 surprized I got that much I have always lived in the country



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