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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 21:14

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes
of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh,mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 831,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 18:15

Bigbear2000 write:
DOUBLED81 write:
WELL SEASONED,,,GOOD HEARTED ,,CHRISTAIN BIKER,,,,,NEED'S GOOD HOME, AND GOOD TRUE HEARTED WOMAN,,,,, VERY ROMANTIC ,,,,LOVES KID'S,,,,, HELP'S AROUND THE HOUSE,,,,,AND GIVE'S GREAT BACK AND FEET RUB'S ,,,,,,,,DAILY IF NEEDED,,,,,50% OFF TILL SOLD OR MOVED TO THE BASEMENT,,,,,,,,GIT ER DUNN LADY'S,,,,,,,

Now for his down side:
Well seasoned...old
Needs good home...derelict
Good heareted....Dumb as mud
Loves kids...fried, baked, broiled
Helps around the house....Messy and probably not housebroken
Gives Great back and feeties rub..daily if needed...Have to either beg him or hold a gun on him to get it done.
50% off....50% of nuthin, is nuthin.
and finally, why would you want him, when you can have me, instead? LOL

ROFLMAO!
You guys are a joy!

DD_Irish

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 11:34

HarleyGurl35 write:
FALCON! And to think you've always seemed so innocent! Well...those ARE the ones to watch!

I will take the first floor dudes and be just fine.

He just needs a job so he can pay for his ride. Don't want nothing else from him.

And if he just WANTS to be a little romantic, he can toss a little chrome my way...


Honey I haven't come this far being innocent. When I've a mind to, I can outflirt any filly out here, that's for sure. I've just been behaving because there are certain bk ladies here that even though they haven't met me believe they have the right to tell others what I'm about and up to. Wouldn't be bad if it were true, but they do it behind my back and they've done it to others as well. Unfortunate, but I'll let them hang themselves. Friends close, enemies closer type of thing, ya know? And no, it isn't the same person PBG is having issues with. Hugs and kisses ya sweet young thang, you.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 10:15

SEE I KNEW IT,,,,,I KNEW IT WAS A PLOY TO LET DOWN MY GUARD,,,,,,,BATTLE ,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 10:11

,,,,,IF THIS DONT WORK,,,, I GIVE UP,,,,,

Good! Gettin tired of readin the same thing over and over. LOL And who told you that you have a "good heart"? They been lying to you again and you believed em. LOL



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 06:52

I THINK IT'S A TRICK,,,,,,,WHAT IS HE UP TO,,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 00:54

Well young brother, I relinquish the field to you. Best of luck to you and that fine female in your future.
Peace
BB



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:33

No way old warrior ,,,,I know you,,,,,,,you will steal them both from me,,,,,,lol,,,,,Battle,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 17:52

DOUBLED81 write:
Ugh,,,,,,HUUUUUUUUHHHH,,,,LOL,,, I GUESS I COULD TRY YOUR WAY,,,KNOCK EM OVER THE HEAD AND DRAG EM TO MY CAVE,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,Ugh,,,,,,CAN I BORROW YOUR CLUB OLD BUDDY,,,,LOL,,,,DOUBLED NEED WOMAN,,,,,,KNOCK,,,,LOL,,,,,



Certainly. The club is yours as long as you need it and the very best of luck at finding your truelove. (See if she has a mother, will ya?) LOL



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 16:47

Ugh,,,,,,HUUUUUUUUHHHH,,,,LOL,,, I GUESS I COULD TRY YOUR WAY,,,KNOCK EM OVER THE HEAD AND DRAG EM TO MY CAVE,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,Ugh,,,,,,CAN I BORROW YOUR CLUB OLD BUDDY,,,,LOL,,,,DOUBLED NEED WOMAN,,,,,,KNOCK,,,,LOL,,,,,



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 16:36

DOUBLED81 write:
DANG YOU BIG BEAR,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,THAT'S WAS FUNNY,,,,BUT STAY OUT OF IT,,,,,LOL,,,,,BATTLE,,,,,,,,LMAO,,,,,,,DOUBLED NEED'S WOMAN,,,,,,,,,,

Okay. I'll stay out of it. I won't even point out that you even talk like a Neanderthal. "Ugh, Doubled need's woman." Nope. Nope. I won't say a word. Not me, nope. LOL



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 16:26

Thank's spado what's up brother,,,,,,that add sound's so good i even like myself a little better now ,,,,,,,lol,,,i f i can keep ol BB off here it just might work,,,,,,lol,,,,he's tryin to drag me back down to the basement with him,,,,,i think he might scratch and dent me on purpose,,,,,lol,,,,,peace to you and your's brother,,,,<>

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 16:03

Chit Doubled, you been talkin' to my lovely wife BarbaraAnn

That's the exact way she describes me to her friends, but with out the shavin' and showerin' daily part. You musta made that up yerself!



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 14:33

DOUBLED81 write:
OK,,,,,I'LL TRY THIS AGAIN ,,,,LOL,,,WELL SEASONED,, GOOD HEARTED BIKER,,,HAS GOOD HOME,,, BUT NEED'S A GOOD WOMAN,,,LOVES KID'S ,,,DOES CHORES AND HELPS AROUND THE HOUSE,,,VERY ROMANTIC,,LOVES LONG HOT KISSES AND NIBBLE ON EAR'S AND NECK,,,,GIVES GREAT BACK AND FOOT MESSAGE'S WHEN NEEDED,,,,,VERY WELL MANNERED WHEN I NEED TO,,, OR HAFTA BE,,,,,LOL,,,,,LOVE TO TRAVEL AND BE IN THE WIND AND THE SUN,,,,,STEADY AND RELIABLE,,,,,,GOOD INCOME,,,,,HAVE JEEP FOR RIDE'S OUT IN THE DESERT TO WATCH ROMANTIC SUNSET'S,,LOL,,,,,CAN COOK A MEAN BREAKFAST,,,,,,,AND GREAT ON THE BBQ,,,,SH*AVE AND SHOWER AT LEAST ONCE DAILY,,,,LOL,,,,IF THIS DONT WORK,,,, I GIVE UP,,,,,LOL,,,PONY UP!! AND GIT ER DUNN LADY'S,,,,<><

Aaawww poor DD, don't give up yet, it'll happen when the time is right!



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 11:31

DANG YOU BIG BEAR,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,THAT'S WAS FUNNY,,,,BUT STAY OUT OF IT,,,,,LOL,,,,,BATTLE,,,,,,,,LMAO,,,,,,,DOUBLED NEED'S WOMAN,,,,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 11:15

DOUBLED81 write:
OK,,,,,I'LL TRY THIS AGAIN ,,,,LOL,,,WELL SEASONED--Old GOOD HEARTED-If he has to tell yuh...he ain't BIKER,HAS GOOD HOME,,, At the First Street Mission BUT NEED'S A GOOD WOMAN,,, to do for him LOVES KID'S makes picle relish outta them ,,,DOES CHORES AND HELPS AROUND THE HOUSE,,, only if you threaten with a bullwhip VERY ROMANTIC,, Wouldn't know romance if it bit him GIVES GREAT BACK AND FOOT MESSAGE'S WHEN NEEDED,,,,, But won't unless you beg himVERY WELL MANNERED WHEN I NEED TO BE,,,,, Mostly the table manners of a pig LOL,,,,,LOVE TO TRAVEL AND BE IN THE WIND AND THE SUN,,,,, Especially when there are chores to be done or massages need given STEADY AND RELIABLE,,,,,, like a Korean watch HAVE JEEP FOR RIDE'S OUT IN THE DESERT TO WATCH DESERT SUNSET'S,, with your girlfriendLOL,,,,,CAN COOK A MEAN BREAKFAST,,,,,,, toast and weak coffeeAND GREAT ON THE BBQ,,,, you do the dishes SH*AVE AND SHOWER AT LEAST ONCE DAILY,,,, So he says LOL,,,,IF THIS DONT WORK I GIVE UP,,,,, Good. I'm tired of fixing these for you. LOL,,,GIT ER DUNN LADY'S,,,,<>< Sounds to me like you are dunn, alright. : )



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 22:15

Well old son, it's gonna pain me alot to pain you alot, but you younguns gotta learn..and better me, than some mean old coot that would just kill yuh and think nuthin of it. LOL
(You do know that I'm looking forward to shaking your hand, don't yuh?)



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 22:11

well,,, insure up,,,pony up,,, and bring it ol warrier,,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 22:01

Watch it mate, this ain't MsKitty's place and there ain't no one to protect you. LOL



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 21:55

DANG YOU BIG BEAR,,,,,BATTLE,,,,,,,ROFLMAO,,,,,,,,

  


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