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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 11:42

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Hey, how you doing Falcon? Long time no see! Give ole Smiles here a hug! Good to see you again, my friend.
Good tunes there Suz that you played & I like DD81's ZZTop & Rush suggestions. May I suggest Turn the Page by Bob Seger & anything by YES? Is In Your Eyes on there by Peter Gabriel? I'm sure it is. Gotta have some Billy Joel on there too, like Piano Man? Oh, & you know what else would be fun? Since we're getting close to our NYC trip? How about "New York New York"!
Hey H1A, I'd love to have another Coors Light & another glass of ice water. Your the best bartender girl, always making the customer happy & with a smile!
You know Suz, I think it is 5:00 somewhere, don't you think?
You know Jess...you're right...DD81 is now smoochin on H1A's hand! First me & now the lovely bartender. You little flirt you, DD81...
All right, change of plans here with the pool game. The ladies against the men. Rack them up DD81...it's Jess & you against LTR & Smiles here. Break them good girl! We have the place here rootin for us to win! Oh is this gonna be fun...heehee!!

ok but if we lose i dont hafta dance with BB do I,,,,,,lol,,,

Hmmmmm.....Hey LTR? What do you think....?


Well I thought it was always the girls against the guys so I'm stickin with that. I think if the guys loose they have to dance with each other and if the gals win the guys have to dance with each other. There ain't no other way its gonna be.

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 11:38

Ok...ready? Let the game begin. Jess & DD81, here's a hug from Smiles here for good luck cuz you're gonna need all the luck you can get against LTR & me!

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 11:36

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Hey, how you doing Falcon? Long time no see! Give ole Smiles here a hug! Good to see you again, my friend.
Good tunes there Suz that you played & I like DD81's ZZTop & Rush suggestions. May I suggest Turn the Page by Bob Seger & anything by YES? Is In Your Eyes on there by Peter Gabriel? I'm sure it is. Gotta have some Billy Joel on there too, like Piano Man? Oh, & you know what else would be fun? Since we're getting close to our NYC trip? How about "New York New York"!
Hey H1A, I'd love to have another Coors Light & another glass of ice water. Your the best bartender girl, always making the customer happy & with a smile!
You know Suz, I think it is 5:00 somewhere, don't you think?
You know Jess...you're right...DD81 is now smoochin on H1A's hand! First me & now the lovely bartender. You little flirt you, DD81...
All right, change of plans here with the pool game. The ladies against the men. Rack them up DD81...it's Jess & you against LTR & Smiles here. Break them good girl! We have the place here rootin for us to win! Oh is this gonna be fun...heehee!!

ok but if we lose i dont hafta dance with BB do I,,,,,,lol,,,

Hmmmmm.....Hey LTR? What do you think....?



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 11:30

Hey, how you doing Falcon? Long time no see! Give ole Smiles here a hug! Good to see you again, my friend.
Good tunes there Suz that you played & I like DD81's ZZTop & Rush suggestions. May I suggest Turn the Page by Bob Seger & anything by YES? Is In Your Eyes on there by Peter Gabriel? I'm sure it is. Gotta have some Billy Joel on there too, like Piano Man? Oh, & you know what else would be fun? Since we're getting close to our NYC trip? How about "New York New York"!
Hey H1A, I'd love to have another Coors Light & another glass of ice water. Your the best bartender girl, always making the customer happy & with a smile!
You know Suz, I think it is 5:00 somewhere, don't you think?
You know Jess...you're right...DD81 is now smoochin on H1A's hand! First me & now the lovely bartender. You little flirt you, DD81...
All right, change of plans here with the pool game. The ladies against the men. Rack them up DD81...it's Jess & you against LTR & Smiles here. Break them good girl! We have the place here rootin for us to win! Oh is this gonna be fun...heehee!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 11:10

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what should we call ourselve's???,,,,,


How about the "Double Consonants"? It's either that, or "The BB and DD Show", and I'm sorry, but that just sounds like it should be 2 women or a bra sale.

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:54

DD81. Hey amigo. Ya gotta do this NYC gig wid us. We'd make a great comedy team. Might even take it on the road. : )



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:52

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Falcon, what can I get you to drink...Hmmmmmmmmmm??

While I'd love to just sit here and drink in the beauty and mystery of those eyes of yours, I guess I'll just have to order a double chevas on the rocks, please. And tell Miss Kitty I'll take a room for the night (I don't drink more than 2 and drive), and ask her if she's opening up that big hot tub tonight. Be a nice night to relax and watch the stars, ya know? Thanks.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:26

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as you wish my lady,,,,while your at the bar, can you set up my old friend BB with a shot of insure and a coffee mud chaser,,,,,he's lookin a little tired ,,,,LOL,,,,and a round for all the allnighter's please,,,,,,,

For that, I thank you and it will be my pleasure to pay for your next round of milk and pabblum. LOL
"King of the Pool Table" ? I think not. : ) Wait a minute. I don't want to play with you...I want to play with her...as a team mate, I mean. LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:25

Ok DD... Thanks for loadin the jukebox... I'll play the music while you lose to Smile and LTR.....

Hmmmm.... think I'll play -

Twilight Zone

Don't Do It

Flirtin With Disaster

So Caught up in You

Dreams I'll Never See

Do I Have to Come Right out and Say it

Sway

Tennessee Jed

Rosalita

Incident on 57th Street

What If I'd Been The One...

Any requests?? - or did I use up the ten bucks....

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:21

DOUBLED81 write:
H1A,,the hottest bartender i ever seen,,,i like to think that im more of a lover than a fighter ,,,although,,,,I fear no man, no beer, or no pool table,i wiil respect your establishment and be good ,,,sorry if i caused you any trouble,, mam,,, now can i buy you that shot,,,,,as i kiss your soft warm hand,,,,LOL,and can i play you a song on the juke box,,,??,,,

kissa*ss. ( I do get mean on boilermakers) So bring on Doc. He's been asking me for a dance anyway, but won't let me lead. LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:05

Oh the pressure, hey Smile hope you can do better than I. We gotta take these boys out for all the gals here. Better give me another shot of BV and no I won't be gettin naked.

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:01

DD - After her song can I hear "Stateboro Blues" please? .....and then some Stevie Ray - How about "Pride and Joy" and then "Cold Shot"... Thanks....

Oh beautiful bartender? Too early to drink so pour me a Diet Coke please....

Or is it 5 o'clock somewhere.....

LTR - knock em dead little girl - we have lottsa money backin you up :))

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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 09:50

This is Msbikerkitty's fine establishment DD81..I'll take a Southern Comfort..TY..and I would like to hear "Rock N' Roll Fantasy" by Bad Company please..



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 09:21

H1A comes out from the back with case of beer in hand...looks around at the morning/afternoon crowd...and the few peeps from the night before...("good thing MsKitty doesn't let the place close")

"LTR...Don't let us down on the pool game, Suz and I are betting with Chris here that the girls are going to kick some buttt!!! Loser has to do a dare.....Welcome Carla..it's always nice to see you around! Can I get you another Coors Lt or water? Drinks are on HDR555...ROUND OF BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYONE!!!! Falcon, what can I get you to drink...Hmmmmmmmmmm?? DD81 and BigBear!! There is NO fighting at The Kat's Meow!!! If I catch you fighting I'm going to get Doc who's just waitin' to kick somebody outta here...do I make myself clear??? Spado--How's the Mrs? Did you mow the rest of your lawn yet?? Men...Don't forget about the rules here please, have you complimented the owner today? She looks bored...maybe I'll have to hire some entertainment..."

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:52

Falcon.......That was GREAT!!!
Ralph P. LeMayo



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:47

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Watch em, Carla. He's a Don Jaun. Maybe you should come over here and sit on the other side of me. : )

Nah...he's harmless & I can handle him Jess. Hey, how about you & LTR shootin a friendly game of pool with us?

Well, I dunno. You being an innocent country gal and all. (whispers; I've seen him give thebarkeep the comeon) LOL Eight ball or rotation? Bettin money, drinks, or just for kicks anf giggles? : )



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:29

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lmfao........I have so much to write about that spaoman but im not tipsy enough.Something like kitty walks over to spadoman and whispers in his ear...."whats a man like you doing in a plaace like this?"


Which after the 2nd drink translates roughly into "why isn't a man like you at my place", right kitty? lol



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:27

New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the as*s.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:23

Hugs Carla, lets make the game guys against the gals. We'll take um, easy.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 08:02

DOUBLED81 write:
DANG YOU BB,dont make me get get my helmet and light my cigar,,,,,,

Now boys...lets just all get along here...& no fightin' over us women. Let's shoot a friendly game of pool here now ya hear? Come on LTR, ready for a game of pool? And by the way, LTR, how the heck have you been? Good to see you again! Give me a hug!



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