GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Religion

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View author's info Author posted on Jan 05, 2006 at 07:38

I received this this morning from a good friend!!!!!
thought i'd share it all with you

GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
> >
> >
> >
> > It shall be well with you this year. No matter how
> > much your enemies try this year, they will not
> > succeed. You have been destined to make it and you
> > shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For
> > the remaining months of the year, All your agonies
> > will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be
> > incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the
> > end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE
> > that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has
> > taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will
> > never let you down
> >
> > I knocked at heaven' s door this morning, God asked
> > me... My child! what can I do for you? And I said,
> > Father, please protect and bless the person reading
> > this message... God smiled and answered... Request
> > granted.
> >
> > If you believe, send it to seven persons and the one
> > who sent it to
> > you
> >
> > By doing this you have succeeded in praying for
> > eight people
> > today.

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View author's info posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 07:15

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around,"! said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost ...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!

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View author's info posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 07:08

>
>
>The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their
>tent
>
> all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes
>the
>
> Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
>
>
>The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
>
>"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
>
>The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking,
>it tells
>
> me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.
>Astrologically,
>
> it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
>approximately a
>
> quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord
>is all-powerful and we
>
> are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a
>beautiful day tomorrow.
>
> What's it tell you, Tonto?"
>
>
>Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
>
> "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo . Somebody stole tent."

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View author's info posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 05:48

SpringerSoul write:
Bidden or Unbidden, God is Present.

at all times in all things in all beings

Right on SS

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View author's info posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 21:16

Bidden or Unbidden, God is Present.

at all times in all things in all beings

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View author's info posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 14:17

rides write:
Softail1999 write:
???
Hard to read Between the Lines when there's nothing there... Am I missing something here?

Could be a way of reaching out for help.. is my best guess....

You Think????
Or am I reading it wrong?

Hmmmmm????

u didn't miss a thing...they do need help...Peace be onto ur house...

Must be nice to know soo much!!

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View author's info posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 08:10

Christian Prayer for Peace

Blessed are the PEACEMAKERS,
for they shall be known as
the Children of God.
But I say to you that hear, love your enemies,
do good to those who hate you,
bless those who curse you
pray for those who abuse you.
To those that strike you on the cheek,
offer the other one also,
and from those who take away your cloak,
do not withhold your coat as well.
Give to everyone who begs from you,
and of those who take away your goods,
do not ask for them again.
And as you wish that others would do to you,
do so to them.

PEACE

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View author's info posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 11:16

DubbleD write:
Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

Now those are beautiful words!!!!!!!!

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View author's info posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 11:05

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

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View author's info posted on Feb 25, 2006 at 11:02

rides write:
good morning people...have a beautiful day...keep ur eye's on the Lord...don't let the evil in here steal ur joy...God will deal with them...

Aww, what sweet words................
Here, have a burger.

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 17:48

CustomLady write:

TnTrBak write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
rides write:
good morning people...have a beautiful day...keep ur eye's on the Lord...don't let the evil in here steal ur joy...God will deal with them...

Truly there is NO evil in here bro!! Sometimes u gotta read between the lines.

I beg to differ!!!!!!!!! I'm pure fukin evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED!

Thats....P-U-R-E .....
pronounced Sheri

Knocked the chit out!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheri, don't lie, you are NOT PURE!!!
'Ur always gettin me in some sort of trouble........*whistle whistle*
My bestest girly "Clutch"

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 17:46

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
rides write:
good morning people...have a beautiful day...keep ur eye's on the Lord...don't let the evil in here steal ur joy...God will deal with them...

Truly there is NO evil in here bro!! Sometimes u gotta read between the lines.

I beg to differ!!!!!!!!! I'm pure fukin evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED!

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 14:11

CustomLady write:

TnTrBak write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
rides write:
good morning people...have a beautiful day...keep ur eye's on the Lord...don't let the evil in here steal ur joy...God will deal with them...

Truly there is NO evil in here bro!! Sometimes u gotta read between the lines.

I beg to differ!!!!!!!!! I'm pure fukin evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED!

Thats....P-U-R-E .....
pronounced Sheri

ROTF

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 14:01

TnTrBak write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
rides write:
good morning people...have a beautiful day...keep ur eye's on the Lord...don't let the evil in here steal ur joy...God will deal with them...

Truly there is NO evil in here bro!! Sometimes u gotta read between the lines.

I beg to differ!!!!!!!!! I'm pure fukin evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED!

Thats....P-U-R-E .....
pronounced Sheri

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 09:13

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

Softail1999 write:
Nothin between the Lines... SPS!..
Is there?

She don't want you to think so...

I can read between the lines Becca dear...........LOL
Red.

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 08:10

Fear the LORD, you his saints, for those who fear him lack nothing. The lions may grow weak and hungry, but those who seek the LORD lack no good thing. Come, my children, listen to me; I will teach you the fear of the LORD. Whoever of you loves life and desires to see many good days, keep your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking lies. Turn from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it. Psalm 34:9-14

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 07:25

Look unto Me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.
Isaiah 45: 22

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth into righteousness, and shall not return. That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.
Isaiah 45: 23
For it is written, " As I live, say's the Lord,Every knee shall bow to Me, And every tongue shall confess to God.
Romans 14: 11

God said it, and that settles it!
Have a great day everyone!

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 07:02

DubbleD:

Baby, this was beautiful! I don't want to drag the whole post. This one line says it all for me:'Keep your heart with all vigilance; for from it flow the springs of life.'

Muahh!

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View author's info posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 06:30

Softail1999 write:
Nothin between the Lines... SPS!..
Is there?

She don't want you to think so...

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View author's info posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 20:10

Nothin between the Lines... SPS!..
Is there?

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