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Where the heck is SPEEDYJERRY??
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Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2005 10:13

He's been too quiet for too long. This worries me...makes me think he's plotting something.

'Oh Jerrrr - rrrryyyyy...come out come out where ever you are...'

He's probably busy running for mayor or something. Oh can you imagine?!?

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 19:19

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:

falcon335 write:

speedyjerry write: Two Words, "Sun Screen"



No Jerry, actually that's a can of Bullsh*it Repellant you're holding up. Sunscreen is useful when you're doing things like this couple:


I'd get throwed in the pokey if I walked around here like that. Must be in California or sompin, they do that out yonder!

Take that back Pokey man...we Calis wear better hiking shoes!!

That's funny, say's your'e from Ohio, besides I thought all Ya'll women's were Barefoot up there in them hill's!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 16:29

speedyjerry write:

falcon335 write:

speedyjerry write: Two Words, "Sun Screen"



No Jerry, actually that's a can of Bullsh*it Repellant you're holding up. Sunscreen is useful when you're doing things like this couple:


I'd get throwed in the pokey if I walked around here like that. Must be in California or sompin, they do that out yonder!

Take that back Pokey man...we Calis wear better hiking shoes!!



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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 13:47

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No no no!

Falcon...you're giving him ammunition!!

I keep all my clips loaded cupcake!.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 13:45

falcon335 write:

speedyjerry write: Two Words, "Sun Screen"



No Jerry, actually that's a can of Bullsh*it Repellant you're holding up. Sunscreen is useful when you're doing things like this couple:

I'd get throwed in the pokey if I walked around here like that. Must be in California or sompin, they do that out yonder!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 12:20

No no no!

Falcon...you're giving him ammunition!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 10:01

speedyjerry write: Two Words, "Sun Screen"


No Jerry, actually that's a can of Bullsh*it Repellant you're holding up. Sunscreen is useful when you're doing things like this couple:

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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 07:15

THAT is my favorite shot!

Keep that one Vern...it fits you to a tee!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 04:15

secretsquirrel write:
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Thats it that woman don took it out of him...our Speedo is gone ....doom to the over the menamisasticly challenged...Damn I'm going to miss you!

I need a chain saw nap! get your peniz back!!!!......michelob!

squirrel needs to bite something....

Bite This!

Speedo now where's the challange in that?...and it's not even diamentally,, appropriately,, allowably,,not to mention if it could squirt would it work?.. bitable? got to be able to see (QQ) it firsty,,,need a bit more of the 3D's action going for it first....I'm spending to much time in the sun.......

Two Words, "Sun Screen"

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 20:02

speedyjerry write:
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Thats it that woman don took it out of him...our Speedo is gone ....doom to the over the menamisasticly challenged...Damn I'm going to miss you!

I need a chain saw nap! get your peniz back!!!!......michelob!

squirrel needs to bite something....

Bite This!

Speedo now where's the challange in that?...and it's not even diamentally,, appropriately,, allowably,,not to mention if it could squirt would it work?.. bitable? got to be able to see (QQ) it firsty,,,need a bit more of the 3D's action going for it first....I'm spending to much time in the sun.......



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 17:40

secretsquirrel write:
Thats it that woman don took it out of him...our Speedo is gone ....doom to the over the menamisasticly challenged...Damn I'm going to miss you!

I need a chain saw nap! get your peniz back!!!!......michelob!

squirrel needs to bite something....

Bite This!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 05:33

HarleyGurl35 write:
Did you say $9????

Just what kind of discount are they giving you, sir??

I'm an Ole Timer, that's what membership used to cost years ago. I done pizzed everyone off, they quit, rejoined so I could pizz them off again and it cost's $19.00 a month now for my abuse.

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 10, 2006 16:24

Did you say $9????

Just what kind of discount are they giving you, sir??

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 10, 2006 05:56

Everytime I click anything I got to sign in again, this suks. Maybe they don't like my $9.00 a month membership anymore?

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 04:56

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Thats it that woman don took it out of him...our Speedo is gone ....doom to the over the menamisasticly challenged...Damn I'm going to miss you!

I need a chain saw nap! get your peniz back!!!!......michelob!

squirrel needs to bite something....

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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 04:40

Thats it that woman don took it out of him...our Speedo is gone ....doom to the over the menamisasticly challenged...Damn I'm going to miss you!

I need a chain saw nap! get your peniz back!!!!......michelob!

squirrel needs to bite something....

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 04:04

mdamotocycle write:
Threds like this help the winter blues.
Jerry hows your dad doin?

He's doing about well as can be expected for a 92 year old, gonna try and get him on his feet again this week.

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 04:02

Nodey write:
Sorry, reckon I had a "Moment of Weakness"............We have our moments, you DO know how these "Post Hystericalrectomy Women can be though!..
.........One moment she "Shines like the Moon" the next minute she done turned around and Barking at it.




Lol!!!!!!! Oh geeze Jerry,you better be glad you're loved here. Or else we'd be trying to intercept the posse heading your way to nueter you.

Welcome back Precious Puzz, I thought you done went and got married, had kids, and retired on us. Make any good White Liquor lately?.

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 03:54

secretsquirrel write:
Carrie that's are Speedo ...no matter how much cantankin oneryness pops out his mouthologicl or a fix....he still tosses me a flower or 2 just worry when he breaks out the chain saw and a Bud! or 2 or 3...

I Hate Budweiser, that chit makes me drunk and Mr. Peniz hide's!.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 03:51

HarleyGurl35 write:
Man it's good to open up the BK forums and see "SpeedyJerry" all down the column.

He's back. With a vengence, no doubt. But never the less, he's back.

Hope Dad is busting your chops about something. Means he's doing better, huh?

I think it must be love. Ever since Ms. Jerrylovesmecausemythighsdontrub started batting her eyes at you again, you're back to making us miserable. Thank her for us, will ya?

And Rocky, don't get excited with the flowers. He just had a weak moment. He's gonna crap when he realizes that, too.

Or could the REAL Jerry be held hostage somewhere and this is an imposter in his place?????

Oh no...I'm worried about him again!

Don't go getting spoiled there Missy, I just had an extra moment or two to kill. This forum's been pizzin me off last few days, I got to keep signing in every time I turn the page, wrote BK yesterday and they wrote me back saying "Thank You, it's fixed now". Well, I have had to sign in twice already in the last minute. Dad's doing better, got him in Rehab closer for Mom to go see him. Miss Flat Spot at the Top of her Legs and I went to see him three times this weekend and caught him sleeping each time.

  


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