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Posted on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 06:43

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again; to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level shot and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another shot..just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit off the floor..

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas !



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Posted on Thu, Mar 30, 2006 17:35

smile2005 write:
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again; to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level shot and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another shot..just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit off the floor..

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas !


Lmao!! Saw the Jose Cuervo title,and had to come in.

Thanks for the laugh Smiles.

  


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Posted on Thu, Mar 30, 2006 10:45

Who needs the salt and lime, lets just do "BODY SHOTS" and save the cookies for the kids

  
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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 10:48

Hey Smile, can I use Cabo Wabo instead? These sound like the perfect cookies for my annual cookie making party...no kids this time....LOL



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Posted on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 20:45

How about Jack Daniels cookies? Nevermind, just pour me a glass.



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Posted on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 06:55

dakotacee write:
I believe I will have my Jose Cuervo with just some salt and lime and forgot about baking cookies.

  


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Posted on Wed, Dec 28, 2005 06:54

saxon write:
Hey Smile .......... let me know next time yer making some, I'll give ya a hand ...

Would ya now, Saxon...When did you say you were coming for a visit to the US?

  


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Posted on Tue, Dec 27, 2005 11:39

I believe I will have my Jose Cuervo with just some salt and lime and forgot about baking cookies.



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