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  • View author's info Author Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 01:19 PM

    Christmas Angel

    One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
    Four of his elves got s ick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
    Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.
    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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  • View author's info Posted on Jan 03, 2006 at 06:10 PM

    Attention WI BA Members!!! I have the best one yet! From our party back early Dec, which I brought my plug in lite em up tree 3' tree, the damn thing is still in the back of my truck!!! Just figured I need to take it out of the box once a year and the party was it!!! Oh I reduce my consuming of alcohol BIG TIME!!! Now what the hell am I going to do at the next party??? When is the next to do get together????
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 05:36 PM

    When I was a kid, we had this white and gold plastic angel that lit up. We put it on the top of the tree every year.
    later, I ended up with this old decoration and my family used it for years.

    One time, one of the girls asked if the angel had a name, Wife and I looked at each other and both said, "Harold"

    Now, my daughter has a light up angel named Harold on her tree.

    I'm gonna go tell her this story, she'll get a kick out of it for sure.

    Thanks Smiley
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 05:04 PM

    Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaa I LOVE IT! What a Hoot!? It's a visual thing for Me!!! Hahaha
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 02:37 PM

    LOL, I agree, that would have to hurt, that poor little thing.
    It is good to know that the big guy has bad days like me!LOL.
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 02:33 PM

    Reminds me of Bob Rivers and his Twisted Christmas carols.
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 02:21 PM

    ouch,bet that hurt , hope there wasn't any pine cones on that tree lol
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 01:59 PM

    Okay! That was funny. I guess we all have bad days sometimes.

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