PrincessBabyGirl write: LMMFAO now tell me this isnt true friendship.. If ya been there lemme hear about your stories please.. I know if I could help someone by doing some of these crazy things I woulda and did.
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry person who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are si*ck - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy as*s!!
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?
You may ask, because you are my friend
"A good friend will help you move...And even better friend will help you move a body"...LOL...
NOW THATS TRUE FRIENDSHIP.... LMAO PEACE OUT PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!
I may be THE sik fuk but you are THE sik chick!!!