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  • View author's info Author posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 10:18


    Subject: Mental Help
    Jim and Edna

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
    became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
    from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


    I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?"
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  • View author's info posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 18:37


    Ummmmmmmmm so did anyone see the ESCAPEES??? We need to find them ASAP.. Sheesh G dont you have a handle on things?? Thought for sure you would have found them by now... LMAO
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 20:49


    PrincessBabyGirl write:

    BigDaddyDOC write:

    PrincessBabyGirl write:
    Subject: Mental Help
    Jim and Edna

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
    became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
    from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


    I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?"


    Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??

    OK LETS CHANGE THE STORY'S NAMES THEY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT,, THE ACTAUL NAMES ARE JOHN AND ERICA..

    Jesus tapdancin Christ!!! Now ya tell me!!
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 20:47


    BigDaddyDOC write:

    PrincessBabyGirl write:
    Subject: Mental Help
    Jim and Edna

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
    became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
    from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


    I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?"


    Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??

    OK LETS CHANGE THE STORY'S NAMES THEY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT,, THE ACTAUL NAMES ARE JOHN AND ERICA..
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 20:46


    PrincessBabyGirl write:
    Subject: Mental Help
    Jim and Edna

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
    became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
    from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


    I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?"

    Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 19:37


    Damn Princess...I almost started crying till I read the end....LOL....Mo
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 16:31


    LOL!
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 14:22


    PrincessBabyGirl write:

    Eye_m_no_angel write:
    LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.

    ALMOST???????? Lmao I tried my best to be just like you..

    Wow my kinda peeps....lmao.
  • View author's info posted on Nov 20, 2005 at 06:54


    Eye_m_no_angel write:
    LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.

    ALMOST???????? Lmao I tried my best to be just like you..
  • View author's info posted on Nov 18, 2005 at 23:20


    LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.
  • View author's info posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 17:31


    Too cute g/f....
  • View author's info posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 10:29


    OMG PBG!!!! that is a hoot!!!!
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