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Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2005 10:18

Subject: Mental Help
Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"

  


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Posted on Tue, Nov 22, 2005 18:37

Ummmmmmmmm so did anyone see the ESCAPEES??? We need to find them ASAP.. Sheesh G dont you have a handle on things?? Thought for sure you would have found them by now... LMAO

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 20:49

PrincessBabyGirl write:

BigDaddyDOC write:

PrincessBabyGirl write:
Subject: Mental Help
Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"


Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??

OK LETS CHANGE THE STORY'S NAMES THEY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT,, THE ACTAUL NAMES ARE JOHN AND ERICA..

Jesus tapdancin Christ!!! Now ya tell me!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 20:47

BigDaddyDOC write:

PrincessBabyGirl write:
Subject: Mental Help
Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"


Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??

OK LETS CHANGE THE STORY'S NAMES THEY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT,, THE ACTAUL NAMES ARE JOHN AND ERICA..

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 20:46

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Subject: Mental Help
Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director
became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him.


I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"

Ok fuk me stupid did she change her name to Erica??

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 19:37

Damn Princess...I almost started crying till I read the end....LOL....Mo



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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 16:31

LOL!

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 14:22

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LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.

ALMOST???????? Lmao I tried my best to be just like you..

Wow my kinda peeps....lmao.



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Posted on Sun, Nov 20, 2005 06:54

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LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.

ALMOST???????? Lmao I tried my best to be just like you..

  


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Posted on Fri, Nov 18, 2005 23:20

LOL! You're almost as twisted as I am.



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Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2005 17:31

Too cute g/f....

  


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Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2005 10:29

OMG PBG!!!! that is a hoot!!!!

  


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