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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 10:15

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS.......................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO...
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 14, 2005 17:15

beatitudes_5 write:

DoubleDelight write:
I want someone to call me Cake and....

Nevermind.

hahahhhahah

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 14, 2005 13:27

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I want someone to call me Cake and....

Nevermind.

hahahhhahah

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 13, 2005 12:57

I want someone to call me Cake and....

Nevermind.

  


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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 17:37

ooooohhhhhhhhhh, ssssaarrrrraaaaaa



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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 15:29

That is some funny chit!!



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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 04:35

Good one Cinderella!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 02:19

rotflmao......................



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 13:11

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HELLOOOOO...
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?

hahahhha.....lmao...good one



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 12:22

i can bake my own dayum cak, what was the other option????????/



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 10:39

JULES write:
OMG just read this one had me rolling on the floor

I left something for you on my thread Jules.. Go look at it honey you should like it.. :) love ya



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 10:31

OMG just read this one had me rolling on the floor



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Posted on Wed, Nov 09, 2005 15:47

rotflmao.......now princess, was that a creamY deluxe cake, wal NUT, beat for two minutes........CHIT, I WISH I NEVER GOT KICKED OUT OF HOMEACK (how the he-ll do you spel that) in school..........

  


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Posted on Wed, Nov 09, 2005 15:26

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I'm thinking I have more than a few household repairs that need doin' - wonder if that nice young man wouldn't mind stopping by MY house ...


Cinderella, you are a good baker?

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2005 20:04

HarleyGurl35 write:
Speaking of cake...have ya'll tried the Blue Bell ice cream flavor "Birthday Cake"?

Just tried it for the first time today, and it has chunks of chocolate birthday cake in it, and I also tasted some frosting.

OMG...heaven!!

(I don't really think this is where PBG had intended for the thread to go...)

hehehehe... Sorry.. but my favorite cake came to mind when "Betty Crocker" was mentioned!!!....
YUMMM!!!....

Was a good laugh though..PBG!

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2005 16:56

I thought it was a multiple choice question and instead it's a COOKING THREAD?

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 07, 2005 15:49

I want my cake and eat it in bed....lol



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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 18:41

Speaking of cake...have ya'll tried the Blue Bell ice cream flavor "Birthday Cake"?

Just tried it for the first time today, and it has chunks of chocolate birthday cake in it, and I also tasted some frosting.

OMG...heaven!!

(I don't really think this is where PBG had intended for the thread to go...)

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 14:12

softail1999 write:
Dang.. Wish I had a "Betty Crocker" right about now!!!!!...

YUMMMMM!!!!

Bannana Cake with Chocolate Frosting..


I think I know what my next tattoo is gonna say. Banana and chocolate, I think I'm in love.

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 10:50

Dang.. Wish I had a "Betty Crocker" right about now!!!!!...

YUMMMMM!!!!

Bannana Cake with Chocolate Frosting..

  


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