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  • View author's info Author posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 17:45


    An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.



    The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.



    Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

    They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.


    The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.



    The moral of the story?



    If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
    Kiss your A S S goodbye.


    Have A Nice Day &
    Be Careful With Your Donkey
    An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.



    The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.



    Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

    They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.


    The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.



    The moral of the story?



    If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
    Kiss your A S S goodbye.


    Have A Nice Day &
    Be Careful With Your Donkey
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  • View author's info posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 19:15


    JULES write:

    secretsquirrel write:

    JULES write:

    thunderunderme write:
    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...

    LOL nope I think this is too big a job for one girl need lots of reinforcements come on down Char, Rocky and of course Miss Biker Kitty sheeeez think that should about cover it ROTFLMFAO........



    Look out Jules ...watch what ya wish for....us 3 pusskateers are getting together in Detroit...city will never be the same!!! I think we did in Columbus? still singing the Blues!!!!

    Damn I will alert Detroit city they won't know what the hell hit them when you chickies are on the loose. City should be a little safe since I'm still here in Va Beach

    it's safe for awhile looking to reek havoc in Decenber!!! give them plenty of fair warning!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 09:52


    secretsquirrel write:

    JULES write:

    thunderunderme write:
    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...

    LOL nope I think this is too big a job for one girl need lots of reinforcements come on down Char, Rocky and of course Miss Biker Kitty sheeeez think that should about cover it ROTFLMFAO........



    Look out Jules ...watch what ya wish for....us 3 pusskateers are getting together in Detroit...city will never be the same!!! I think we did in Columbus? still singing the Blues!!!!

    Damn I will alert Detroit city they won't know what the hell hit them when you chickies are on the loose. City should be a little safe since I'm still here in Va Beach
  • View author's info posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 09:47


    JULES write:

    thunderunderme write:
    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...

    LOL nope I think this is too big a job for one girl need lots of reinforcements come on down Char, Rocky and of course Miss Biker Kitty sheeeez think that should about cover it ROTFLMFAO........


    Look out Jules ...watch what ya wish for....us 3 pusskateers are getting together in Detroit...city will never be the same!!! I think we did in Columbus? still singing the Blues!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 09:42


    thunderunderme write:
    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...

    LOL nope I think this is too big a job for one girl need lots of reinforcements come on down Char, Rocky and of course Miss Biker Kitty sheeeez think that should about cover it ROTFLMFAO........
  • View author's info posted on Oct 22, 2005 at 06:48


    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...
    Chef Tony!!! WOW what a chef he is too....Great time to be had @ the Hilton in Columbus.

    Jules...guess I'd better git down thar and help ya out goil.....I was told you could handle all of that. lol

    Aw man..If I had all the wisdom Doc I wouldn't be ahhhh....errrr...hmmm ..I must be wise, I got all I need.

    LUVES YA'LL...
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 21:38


    Char heres....drum roll!!!!!!please!!!!

    Hilton!! us yelling!!!!

    CHEF TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Char heres....drum roll!!!!!!please!!!!

    Hilton!! us yelling!!!!

    CHEF TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 21:29


    JULES write:

    thunderunderme write:
    I really enjoy pleasuring myself...oooh no..I didn't say that did I??? WTF it's the truth.

    I'M HAPPY!!

    LOL love ya Char and miss you when you coming to Va I have all these military boys here. Can't you help a sister out ROTFLMFAO.....too much testosterone here for 1 girl


    Jules she ain't cummin alone!!!!

    she's bringing reinforcements!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 21:27


    thunderunderme write:
    I really enjoy pleasuring myself...oooh no..I didn't say that did I??? WTF it's the truth.

    I'M HAPPY!!


    yes you did girly friend!

    and we are HAPPY!!!

    Char I broke a window!! HA! felt good too!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 21:20


    BigDaddyDOC write:

    WINDSPIRIT50 write:
    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!
    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!


    Remind me of that once a month will ya?? Maybe once a week!!!

    OK Doc I'll put you on my A*O*L alert reminder for Sundays....LOL
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 09:40


    thunderunderme write:
    I really enjoy pleasuring myself...oooh no..I didn't say that did I??? WTF it's the truth.

    I'M HAPPY!!

    LOL love ya Char and miss you when you coming to Va I have all these military boys here. Can't you help a sister out ROTFLMFAO.....too much testosterone here for 1 girl
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 09:30


    Char you have all the wisdom of the world, that's why you're the beloved Queen baby!!!
    Char you have all the wisdom of the world, that's why you're the beloved Queen baby!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 09:29


    WINDSPIRIT50 write:
    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!
    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!

    Remind me of that once a month will ya?? Maybe once a week!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 09:05


    I really enjoy pleasuring myself...oooh no..I didn't say that did I??? WTF it's the truth.

    I'M HAPPY!!
    I really enjoy pleasuring myself...oooh no..I didn't say that did I??? WTF it's the truth.

    I'M HAPPY!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 21, 2005 at 08:52


    Thanks Char how very true guess I'll play it safe and just please myself ROTFLMFAO
    Thanks Char how very true guess I'll play it safe and just please myself ROTFLMFAO
  • View author's info posted on Oct 20, 2005 at 07:23


    thanks Char!!!!

    So true...though we might try to please everyone it's just not gonna happen!
    thanks Char!!!!

    So true...though we might try to please everyone it's just not gonna happen!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 22:21


    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!
    I love it Char....It reminds me of a quote:
    I can't give you the formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure......Trying to help everybody!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 21:31


    thunderunderme write:
    An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.



    The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.



    Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

    They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.


    The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.



    The moral of the story?



    If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
    Kiss your A S S goodbye.


    Have A Nice Day &
    Be Careful With Your Donkey


    Char is this where we say....

    EEEAAAAHHH!!!! EEEAAAHHH!!!

    see sunshine over the hill!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Oct 19, 2005 at 19:34


    Oh Char....LOL...GREAT one!
    Oh Char....LOL...GREAT one!
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