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  • View author's info Author posted on Oct 18, 2005 at 18:06


    An Arkansas mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

    When she got home, she asked her husband. "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."

    The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple bruises on her face and body.

    "What in the world happened?" asked her husband.

    "Danged if I know." she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go "pee" in a bottle. I told her to go "pass gas" in a jug and then all hell broke loose
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  • View author's info posted on Oct 26, 2005 at 00:06


    I have many more but they won't let me post them....lol I'm always up for a good laugh.
    I have many more but they won't let me post them....lol I'm always up for a good laugh.
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