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Posted on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 09:19

If any of you were vintage Star Trekkies, you may remember the "Tribbles". Small furry entities that purred, had no practical uses and reproduced at an alarming rate.

Well, I see Tribbles everywhere! All these warm fuzzies, sweet thoughts and sentiments and such. In fact, it is growing at such an alarming rate that I fear it seriously jeopardizes my male instincts to hunt, kill, and eat raw meat!

I see Tribbles at work, Tribbles at play, Tribbles everywhere! They are penetrating my armor... making me, dare I say, "empathetic" and "sensitive". Ewwwwwww.

So on the one hand I should curse these Tribbles, as they run rampant on their path to emasculate me and remove me from the realm of Male Chauvenists! Yet, on the other hand, I should thank them for opening up a more goooey side of me that has been locked away for some time.

This dichotemy of course becomes an enigma. Straddling that "fuzzy" line, while it tickles my thighs a little and makes me wince, it has some upsides I guess.

So, anyone else having a problem with the danged Tribbles?

AJ



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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 22:02


Sky2002 write:
Hey, the good thing bout tribbles is they can spot a Romulan from across the room.... wait... just realized.... this conversation is bout deeper chit, aint it? LOL



Sadly, no. Just keep reading.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 13:39


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Yeah I saw Doc's rack in my Hotel room. He and Bear were comparing cleavage actually.

I dunno... but before I comment more on that.... I have to go to the local store and read a little John Norman I reckon.

AJ


AJ....screw John Norman....well not actually....I wanna hear about the clevage contest!!!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 09:36

Yeah I saw Doc's rack in my Hotel room. He and Bear were comparing cleavage actually.

I dunno... but before I comment more on that.... I have to go to the local store and read a little John Norman I reckon.

AJ



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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 07:15

Desperatly seeking a warm fuzzy, or even a shaved one, I know it would like me! after all, a Vulcan is my closest friend! And isnt it obvious I'm fill of...corn? Attention Engineering! Scottie! Weel ye beam me a hungry Tribble aboard my backrest, warp speed?so I can boldly go where..well, where no feller's been lately, anyway!



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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 04:09


bikeman542a write:

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gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


You should see me in her bras!!!!
WOO HOO!!!


don't even want to conjure this picture up !!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 20:43


grnidwitch write:

bikeman542a write:

grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


You should see me in her bras!!!!
WOO HOO!!!



How many does it take to go all the way around you? Ok, I've got the visual and it ain't pretty.

aint going there!!



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 20:12


bikeman542a write:

grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


You should see me in her bras!!!!
WOO HOO!!!



Oh man, and if you do the "vicious circle" while wearing one of her bras? I'm not sure if I would laugh myself to tears or projectile vomit.

But seriously Doc? My Bro? Wearing bras? Do you need to go read some John Norman too?



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 19:36


bikeman542a write:

grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


You should see me in her bras!!!!
WOO HOO!!!



How many does it take to go all the way around you? Ok, I've got the visual and it ain't pretty.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 18:06

Hey, the good thing bout tribbles is they can spot a Romulan from across the room.... wait... just realized.... this conversation is bout deeper chit, aint it? LOL



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 17:18


grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


You should see me in her bras!!!!
WOO HOO!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 09:10


grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.

woohoo...and an ass!
lmao...oh my j/k



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 09:08

Tribble: A small animal characteristically soft, furry, and pleasing to most humanoids (with the exception of Klingons). Tribbles give off a soft purring sound that is soothing to many.
They are also asexual, born pregnant, the only determinant of birthing being how much food they consume.

Hmmm. Pet this, it purrs. Feed it, it goes into labor. The ultimate in space-age Johnsonization, huh Doc? lol



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 08:32


grnidwitch write:

gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.


Hell, I actually thought it was Rocky!!!damn Doc!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 08:27


gefallen write:
Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



He/she's got a great rack. Have you seen it. Man.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 07:46

Doc Wrote:

"footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!"

Fargin Cross Dresers!

AJ



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 07:40

I'm dribblin on my tribbles all da time!!! Sometimes I dribble on the dibble , if ya don't know what the dibble is look at the shibble on my bibble!!

Ah fuk i gotta go to work!!!!!

footnote, this is DOC just realized I'm logged on as Squirrel!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 07:22


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I Have no friggin clue who John Norman is... but I will read some anyway.

AJ

NOOOOOOOOOOO AJ don't do it!!!



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 07:15

I Have no friggin clue who John Norman is... but I will read some anyway.

AJ



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 07:13


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Eye_m_no_angel write:
Bro, go read some John Norman until you come to your senses.



There's always someone scotching the party.


Eye....warm fuzzies...they are good, I will send some your way...I think you need a warm fuzzie!!! hugs bro

  


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