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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 07:43

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ROFLMAO HD..Is that BUFFALO BILL???


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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 07:29

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*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.

oh and I suppose yer not telling who it is?


I done learned my lesson once about kiss and tell with posthore's from here!.


Speedy
you know we luv ya--and really just want all to be happy with the person they choose---buttttt when it appears that one of us is digging the same hole in a different yard we maybe point it out so that our loved ones can see it!!!

in the end it is up to that person to see or not see

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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 06:39

ROFLMAO HD..Is that BUFFALO BILL???



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Posted on Wed, Jan 18, 2006 06:37

MIG_64 write:
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MIG_64 write:
*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.



Congrats!

You sure she was trying to put her feet down, or scramble to safety?

Now Mig,
Careful! Lending one is O.K. but Jerry might be thinking of changing your ndn name to Poke-A-Hand-Sis.

oh my...hehehhehe


Woah! Woah! I don't WHO the hail he's talkin' bout!! T'aint Me! Hmmmmm, who else is Ndn in this forum!!! SQUIRREL!!??
Bwaaaa, haaa, haaaa! I have a iron clad alibi! *backing outta the room* or should I say....RUNNING OUTTA DA ROOM!!!!!
BUT, not before I do the Shaken Speedy Syndrome!!! Till his teeth RATTLE!!! chit! That still don't sound right!! rotflmiao!!! All I know....Speedy You are in for some BIG TIME HURTIN'!!! You'll forget all about Your brokenheart!! You wait...Mr!! Mig is gonna work You over!!


O.K.
I'm in for the collection to get Jerry some new riding leathers.

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Posted on Tue, Jan 17, 2006 18:10

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MIG_64 write:
*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.



Congrats!

You sure she was trying to put her feet down, or scramble to safety?

Now Mig,
Careful! Lending one is O.K. but Jerry might be thinking of changing your ndn name to Poke-A-Hand-Sis.

oh my...hehehhehe


Woah! Woah! I don't WHO the hail he's talkin' bout!! T'aint Me! Hmmmmm, who else is Ndn in this forum!!! SQUIRREL!!??
Bwaaaa, haaa, haaaa! I have a iron clad alibi! *backing outta the room* or should I say....RUNNING OUTTA DA ROOM!!!!!
BUT, not before I do the Shaken Speedy Syndrome!!! Till his teeth RATTLE!!! chit! That still don't sound right!! rotflmiao!!! All I know....Speedy You are in for some BIG TIME HURTIN'!!! You'll forget all about Your brokenheart!! You wait...Mr!! Mig is gonna work You over!!



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 21:06

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MIG_64 write:
*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.



Congrats!

You sure she was trying to put her feet down, or scramble to safety?

Now Mig,
Careful! Lending one is O.K. but Jerry might be thinking of changing your ndn name to Poke-A-Hand-Sis.

oh my...hehehhehe



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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 16:12

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*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.


Congrats!

You sure she was trying to put her feet down, or scramble to safety?

Now Mig,
Careful! Lending one is O.K. but Jerry might be thinking of changing your ndn name to Poke-A-Hand-Sis.

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 16, 2006 15:47

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MIG_64 write:
*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!


HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.

oh and I suppose yer not telling who it is?



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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 19:15

MIG_64 write:
*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
Mig


Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

Not for that!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 18:50

*shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 15:51

Sounds like time to bang out.

Just scream,

"Eject. Eject. Eject.
........................................
Don't worry bout me Bro, I'm outta there.

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 15:26

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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.



Speedy i'm sorry
i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
sorry i just couldn't help myself


but i am truely sorry!!!!!

peace dear


Well! I was free for a day and a half,..
..........................nobody claimed me so I went back to Vero last night.



Speedy

i hope all works out the way it is supposed to for you

for me the on again off again--i would have to take a good look at the relationship--if there are any red flags

RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has.


Jerry, LMAO.
Aren't the rides supposed to be best at 7 flags?

BTW,
Leave fighting in the mud to the marines and other big strong types, they are good at it.

Sounds like time to bang out.

Just scream,

"Eject. Eject. Eject.
Goodbye azzzhole",

and reach down between your legs and pull.



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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 10:26

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'RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has'


I have BLACK FLAG pest repellent.. does that count?

don't have any black flag....but I do have some raid....It's yours if you want Speedy



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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 10:18

'RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has'


I have BLACK FLAG pest repellent.. does that count?

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2006 10:17

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After tonight's episode with my "Dream Lady"..............all my suspicians and cause for prolonged hesitation's on my part to marry that mthrfcker paid off as I caught her at the wrong place at the wrong time. Long Enough!.........
I ain't never had nobody lie to me this bad before in my whole life. WTF?

I'm sorry Jer.... that really sux..

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 13:38

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KY?
lol. Try Astroglide. It's like mother nature. And, if you're really good: you can walk in the room and she'll be instantly ready.

Really Good?.............ME?......Cupcake, all I gotta do is stare into her eye's for a few seconds.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 09:36

KY?
lol. Try Astroglide. It's like mother nature. And, if you're really good: you can walk in the room and she'll be instantly ready.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 08:10

speedyjerry write:

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speedyjerry write:
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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.



Speedy i'm sorry
i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
sorry i just couldn't help myself


but i am truely sorry!!!!!

peace dear


Well! I was free for a day and a half,..
..........................nobody claimed me so I went back to Vero last night.


Speedy

i hope all works out the way it is supposed to for you

for me the on again off again--i would have to take a good look at the relationship--if there are any red flags



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 20:45

speedyjerry write:
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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.


Speedy i'm sorry
i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
sorry i just couldn't help myself


but i am truely sorry!!!!!

peace dear



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 14:54

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does that help on the tight corners??


Greasing a palm or two couldn't hurt.

  


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