I've seen this on a few websites over the years, but I like it.
Midnight Bugs taste Best
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Harley's don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by placing it in the crotch between the two cylinders.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
A Harley on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there i...
I remember the first lesson taught to me in basic training for the USAF...assume, broken down, is ASS-U-ME...lol Haven't forgotten that one or the one of never volunteering for shit! Got a week of KP for that one! I was a dumb lil Airman...but I learned quickly! lol
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
An hour to appreciate them,
A day to love them ...
But an entire life to forget them. *****************************
Sometimes at night ... I see their faces ... I feel the traces they've left on my Soul ... and, those are the memories that make me a wealthy Soul ...
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, ice cream cone in one hand, a beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO' what a ride!"
From a WWII veteran who was awarded the Bronze Star and Purple Heart for his actions during the invasion of Normandy. He steered a landing craft and made several trips to the beach landing soldiers and taking off wounded on the return trip despite severe enemy fire that caused every other landing craft in his group to turn back:
-ONLY TIME WILL TELL.....
-LIFE IS UNCERTAIN, EAT DESSERT FIRST
-THERE IS NO KEY TO HAPPINESS, THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN
-GOD WANTS SPIRITUAL FRUIT, NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS
-LAUGH EVERY DAY, ITS LIKE INNER JOGGING