Courage is being afraid and still going on!

This came from a buddy of mine and makes perfect sense to me 'Ride with your eyes open and your head on a swivel'

Quoting my hero Curley

"If at first you don't succeed keep on succing till you do succeed. NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK"

Note succing pronounced sucking.

If I ever grow up I wanna be curley!!!!

LMAO Angel the first words I heard getting off the bus at Lackland was I was lower than whale chit. They may have been right.

Not so much a quote but still a favourite.

The woderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are a wondefrul Things!
Their tops are made of rubber ,
Their bottoms are made of springs,
They'r bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun, Fun, Fun .Fun ,Fun,
But the most wonderful things about tiggers
Is i'm the only one.

(Come on make my Day)

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go. This one fits.

I dont have Ulcers, Im a carrier

I brought you into this world and i will take you out!...(it works...lol)

Kill 'em all-let God sort 'em out!

I've seen this on a few websites over the years, but I like it.
BIKER WISDOM

Midnight Bugs taste Best
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Harley's don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by placing it in the crotch between the two cylinders.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
A Harley on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there i...

"Insanity doesn't Run in my family, it Gallops"

I remember the first lesson taught to me in basic training for the USAF...assume, broken down, is ASS-U-ME...lol Haven't forgotten that one or the one of never volunteering for shit! Got a week of KP for that one! I was a dumb lil Airman...but I learned quickly! lol

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
An hour to appreciate them,
A day to love them ...
But an entire life to forget them. *****************************
Sometimes at night ... I see their faces ... I feel the traces they've left on my Soul ... and, those are the memories that make me a wealthy Soul ...
~~Bob Seger~~
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~~LIVE,LOVE,LAUGH,RIDE!!!~~
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BWB, another brilliant one. I want to use that one too.

Ok, how about this for a fair exchange ?

"Assume I like you at first. It might turn out to be true."

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, ice cream cone in one hand, a beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO' what a ride!"

"Don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small stuff"

"In a hundred years is it really gonna matter?"

"Treat people like you want to be treated"

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

sex was so good the neighbors started smoking

From a WWII veteran who was awarded the Bronze Star and Purple Heart for his actions during the invasion of Normandy. He steered a landing craft and made several trips to the beach landing soldiers and taking off wounded on the return trip despite severe enemy fire that caused every other landing craft in his group to turn back:

"No, I wasn't a hero. They MADE me do that."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

Brilliant BWB, can I use that ?

It aint wot you say, It's the way that you say it.

Shit happens. pick yourself up dust yourself down and get on with it. --"Thanks dad"

It's best to keep your mouth shut and be thought stupid. Than to open your mouth and prove it!