Offer a man Money, Power, and he will fall more times than a drunk on ice.


Hmmmm......now it's all staring to make sense.....

ONE SPECIAL MOMENT CAN LAST FOREVER IN YOUR HEART!
TO SAY YOU LOVE SOMEONE IS ONE THING TO BE IN LOVE WITH THEM IS ANOTHER.
LOVE IS NOT JUST A WORD ~ IT IS A FEELING~
DON'T TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU REALLY FEEL AND MEAN IT.
DON'T LIE TO THE PERSON AND YOURSELF ~~~LIFE IS TO SHORT FOR THAT.~~~

"Sometimes being adult doesn't mean we're all grown up"

if it has t i t s or tires its going to give you trouble

"No matter how exotic, or beautiful or sexy a woman is to you, remember somewhere there's a guy who's glad he's gotten rid of her..." Mickie Rooney

Sh#*t don't just happen
It was caused by an Ar#*#*ol.

Let me check my tool box...

"In life, sometimes you're the hammer, and sometimes you're the nail. So the question is, do you want to get hammered or nailed?"

Nobody dies a virgin, life f**ks is all.

"When one door of happiness closes, another one opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."

Helen Keller

Never sweat the petty stuff.
Always pet the sweaty stuff.

-reportedly graffiti on the wall in the lady's bathroom at the Dinosaur Barbecue-

My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and that this is my personality!

Oh go on Haasy, it'll be our little secret.

2K...The ultimate 8 second ride.

Grab a handfull of hair, tell her she is as good as her sister and hang on.

THAT would give any woman the green light to baptize you in the name of Lorena Bobbitt!

Twas a women that drove me to drink, Never did thank her. W.C. Fields

A woman can fake an orgasm...
A man can fake an entire relationship....

Zee...I'm not telling...heehee

2K
Yea I heard that referred to as rodeo sex!!!

The ultimate 8 second ride.

Grab a handfull of hair, tell her she is as good as her sister and hang on.