Trust...but brand your cattle.

always remember......no matter where ya go.....there ya are!!!

"Your sister is hot, but your mom does that thing with her tongue."

I saw that on a t-shirt and almost died laughing.

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

"No expectations, No disappointments"

There are no limits to the universe or human stupidity.

That Girl is KINKIER than a cheap water hose.

"I am impatient with stupidity - my people have learned to live without it."

-from "The Day the Earth Stood Still"

1) If you enjoy your freedom, thank a soldier!!

2)Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree

3)In the battle of the sexes, I will lose because I cohort with the enemy

Texas bumper sticker: Keep honkin' a**hole I'M RELOADING!!!

Theres no Tramp like a Saddle Tramp
See you at Froggy's first saturday at noon March 3rd, I'll be headed in from the hiway
Head'em up and move em out
yeeehawwww! gidddy-up!

Live and Love with a true heart and intentions that are pure...
Those bestowed this gift,
Recognize and cherish it for its honesty.

Those who like me love me those who dont are in the long line

I Almost Care Keyword ALMOST

I'm not a gynecologist....but I'll take a look at her.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, yet expecting different results.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

"You must first learn to stand alone before you can stand with others." I think I heard this quote in a video game.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her, but she was looking for the perfect man.