"Live in a way that leaves no regrets"

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst ...a spark that creates extraordinary results.

~~ If my heart had wings I'd fly to you and sleep beside you while you dream ~~

I feel so bad it's almost like having you around.

Yesterday's news wraps today's fish.

don't pizz on my leg and tell me it's raining

Why Me?.....Why Not You?

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

"Silly Yuppie, Trailers are for boats."

Okay, not a saying -- a helmet sticker, but funny as hell!

The grass may look greener on the other side,
but when you get there remember,
it still has to be mowed!


You get back, what you give out!

what I say about my job....ahem my job needs no physical fitness program. everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions,flying off the handle,running down the boss,knifing friends in the back,dodging responsibility and pushing there luck. lol love it but Im still here after 18yrs Im nuts...

"As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness."

Justice William O. Douglas

like i've said to both my ex's
"never try to teach a pig to sing
it's a waste of your time
and it anooys the pig"

The secret to life is enjoying the passage of time - James Taylor

And...

Happines is wanting what you have not having what you want.

My grandfather used to say this a lot "s hit said the king and loyal subjects all over the land squatted and gave their utmost" I am still not sure about the meaning but thats what he said. my fav is beda beda beda be thats all folks Porky Pig lol

A Dear, Old Granpa Neighbor once told Me this...I hold to this Truth in ALL areas of My life. Sure keeps Me in perspective with Family, Friends & Coworkers. Here it is...
"Some of Your Friends may not be My Friends...Some of My Friends may not be Your Friends. BUT, WE are Friends...and that's ALL, THAT MATTERS!!

Three of my gramps favorite sarcastic observations:

"You ain't got nothin' upstairs but a balsawood frame to keep your ears from slamming together"

"When the wind blows hard I'll bet your forehead buckles"

"Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill"

And my favorite from being a boot in the Air Force, which applies to pilots & bikers alike:

Pilot's 11th commandment:
"Thou shalt maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground reach up & smite thee"

"Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort."

Honey drive me drunk I'm home

ha! that's great!
(of course i'm referring to the saying)