I have been saying this one for about 20+ years,blame me if you don't like it. I made it up getting tired of hearing co-workers cut down others....
"If you can't say something nice about someone,,,make something up"

I got a couple of favorites as well:

(1.) Keep the Rubber side down & "Ride it like ya Stole it"!

(2.) If your not living on the edge - Your taking up to Damn much Space - "MOVE OVER or GET THE HELL OUTA MY WAY"!

Dave... aka CrazyDane

Mom always said "If you want to get life right, take care of your teeth and don't screw up your credit!" 2 very expensive things to repair....Good advice!! Mom's got to love them!

Live life as if this is your last moment on earth and go into the void saying I loved living this life. Instead of saying I let life pass me by.

"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience!"

God, grant me
The SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change
The COURAGE to change the things I can and
The WISDOM to know the difference.

This has gotten me thru many rough times in the last few years
I have Serenity stones and pull one a day--the one that comes out has a daily prayer to go with it and it is usually something that i need t work on with myself

i have a friend who got her heart broken, and while she was on the mend-all she kept saying was....."in the end, if you masterbate enough-you will realize you are only f**king yourself"....it was the way she said it, that would make you laugh so hard it would bring tears to your eyes, and i am happy to say she is well healed and has moved on,thank-god.............lol

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention

of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,

totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...


"WOW!! WHAT A RIDE!"

life is not a doris day movie-what is, is.......(words my mom gave me years ago)

I have many favorites, here are a few:

"Son, you're dumb as an ape and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say you take it."

"Support Search and Rescue: Get Lost"

"Not all those who wander are lost"