What's your favorite saying...quote...mantra.. Entertainment and Hobbies

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View author's info posted on Mar 21, 2005 at 21:23

That's a geat new pic you have AngelR!

Now, what was the topic again? Socks?

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View author's info posted on Mar 21, 2005 at 10:23

Saw this on a shirt:

Front side~

Word of the day: Legs

Back side~ Spread the word

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View author's info posted on Mar 20, 2005 at 08:01

AngelR:

Noooo.....I wasn't referring to ALL women, or even SOME women. I was referring to just ONE woman. Like I said in an earlier post: The perfect gift would be duct tape, a claw hammer, a chest freezer, and a wood chpper, in that order. Nope, the rest of you are all GREAT in my book! (Well, so far anyway.)

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View author's info posted on Mar 18, 2005 at 21:29

don
let your mouth write a check that your A$# can
t cash!

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View author's info posted on Mar 18, 2005 at 05:59

Eye...through her ribcage??? Such animosity! Such violence! C'mere Big Boy! lol
Ok, in all seriousness, I can agree with you to a certain extent! (Sorry Sis'!) Some of us of the "weaker sex" aren't very nice...but that doesn't mean all of us need our hearts ripped out, does it??? Huh? Well....DOES IT????

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View author's info posted on Mar 17, 2005 at 05:25

SEEN ON A BUMPER STICKER

Hows my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SH*T.

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View author's info posted on Mar 16, 2005 at 12:52

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.
-Suzanne Somers
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~~ You NEVER get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression! ~~

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View author's info posted on Mar 15, 2005 at 20:34

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage."

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View author's info posted on Mar 15, 2005 at 13:11

YOU TALK'N TO ME?
TAKE THIS PEBBLE FROM MY HAND.
IF I TOLD YA, I'D HAFTA TO KILL YA.
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER W/THAT MOUTH?
HERE'S A QUARTER,GO CALL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHT.
I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
LIFE'S TOOO SHORT.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
WHO PISSED IN YOUR POST TOASTIES?
LIKA A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP.
JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE.

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View author's info posted on Mar 15, 2005 at 12:55

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.

Joe Dirt wasn't it?

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View author's info posted on Mar 15, 2005 at 12:29

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS.
NO FREE RIDES!

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View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2005 at 22:15

Ain't nuthin' but a thang.

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View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2005 at 15:05

Beat it to fit, paint it to match.

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View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2005 at 13:54

Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff.

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View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2005 at 13:46

Sometimes, the dragon wins....the question is: "Who is the dragon today?"

Illegitimis non carborundum: "Don't let the bastards get you down."

Yes it's an Indian, and no it's not made by Harley.

For kids and whiners:

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.

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View author's info posted on Mar 13, 2005 at 22:46

what I tell my kids:
"don't do what I do, do what I said for you to do"

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View author's info posted on Mar 09, 2005 at 03:57

Since meeting Lakeland I've found myself repeatedly saying....

I can NOT believe you said that!

and...

That's it, Mister...you're in trouble now!

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View author's info posted on Mar 08, 2005 at 16:36

If you cant run with the big dogs. stay on the porch and pee with the puppies.

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View author's info posted on Mar 08, 2005 at 14:38

um if they can't take a joke.

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View author's info posted on Mar 07, 2005 at 22:59

"If ya ain't the Lead Dog...the view never changes"!!

"How much fun can we have before we get to Hell"?

"If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself" !!

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