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Where and what where you doing when you woke up from the hangover from HELL!!!
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Posted on Sat, Jul 09, 2005 22:39

This will be fun... we have all been there...chucked our cherries in the Royal Throne...kissed azz...and kissed some azz and other things..HA!

We have become persona's non gratis..and persona's that scare the sheet out of the normals...or the nonnormals look like chocolate cake and I just got a call from the Doc that they screwed up and I ain't really a diebetic....and they even smell good....

the sences get totally fugged up...sheet Captain Kangaroo looks sexy if you drink enough booze.....

so just given you a head start will give you my puke storys as we go along..

want to hear a few of yours first....

Rocky...always a flying squirrel...



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 20:18

Last thing I remember was doing shots of tekillya with some friends in my basement. I woke up in my underwear in the neighbours back porch. Apparently I was doing snow angels in my underwear on a dare and they locked me out for a joke, so rather than freeze the meat and potatoes off waiting for them to open the door, I snuggled up to the freezer in my neighbours back veranda, which was heated thank Gawd. Woke up with a sudden urge to drive the porcelin bus and left a trail from the neighbours back door to mine. When I got in the house, my 'friends' were passed out in the basement, so I doused them all with ice water. Then I went looking for a bucket of Tylenol to calm my throbbing head.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 19:44


Eye_m_no_angel write:

JULES write:
Drank a few beers at a friends country wedding reception .....then off to a party at a friends new home after the reception. Drank a shot of peach flavored moonshine ( not a smart move) even dumber move had 3 incredible hulk shots with them. Woke up in a thong and cami didn't know where I was found my clothes on the floor I was the only one in the bed thank goodness stumbled to the bathroom paid my dues to the porcelain GOD....That old saying God looks out for drunks and fools( good think I had double coverage).....sick for 3 days and have now sworn off moonshine and any green drink



Jules, I am so glad to see you mentioned THE PEACH. I was telling some of these folks about it before Myrtle Beach and promised to bring them down some of THE PEACH, but all I could get a hold of to bring down there was rag'lar ole radiator stuff. Still, it wasn't bad. I didn't know it at the time but Secret Squirrel went home with my Va Beach T-shirt and 3 weeks later my ex-wife found olive pits, a pair of sunglasses, and a half a pack of Ritz crackers in her car.



Eye glad to see ya back baby!!

your telling secrets!!!

I don't know how I got in your shirt....but the V Looks like a W now!!!

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 15:26


grnidwitch write:

angelrider800 write:
I've gotten so f*cked up that it wasn't funny....NEVER in my life have I had a hang over! I'm good to go!

If you let me near the Vodka, you'll get first hand knowledge of an Apache on the warpath, so I stay away from that crap! Most everything else makes me lovable and cuddley...



My god, you are bragging on this thread too. Do you ever give up.......LOL

Gin, don't get me near gin. Nudity, table dancing and things that are ilegal in some states. Not pretty.



Witch, I left the other thread and you followed..lol The last good drunk I had was in the Keys...was hanging on to a no parking sign and psssst, c'mere witch...pizzed my pants! OMG! I can't believe I'm telling this one...but, 6 the next a.m. I was waking ..well, I was ready to ride on down to Key West..felt like sleeping could be done at home.

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 15:22


Eye_m_no_angel write:

JULES write:
Drank a few beers at a friends country wedding reception .....then off to a party at a friends new home after the reception. Drank a shot of peach flavored moonshine ( not a smart move) even dumber move had 3 incredible hulk shots with them. Woke up in a thong and cami didn't know where I was found my clothes on the floor I was the only one in the bed thank goodness stumbled to the bathroom paid my dues to the porcelain GOD....That old saying God looks out for drunks and fools( good think I had double coverage).....sick for 3 days and have now sworn off moonshine and any green drink



Jules, I am so glad to see you mentioned THE PEACH. I was telling some of these folks about it before Myrtle Beach and promised to bring them down some of THE PEACH, but all I could get a hold of to bring down there was rag'lar ole radiator stuff. Still, it wasn't bad. I didn't know it at the time but Secret Squirrel went home with my Va Beach T-shirt and 3 weeks later my ex-wife found olive pits, a pair of sunglasses, and a half a pack of Ritz crackers in her car.



Ummmm, Eye? Can you send the sunglasses back? You can keep the olive pits and the Ritz...I'm all done with them.

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2005 13:36


Eye_m_no_angel write:

JULES write:
Drank a few beers at a friends country wedding reception .....then off to a party at a friends new home after the reception. Drank a shot of peach flavored moonshine ( not a smart move) even dumber move had 3 incredible hulk shots with them. Woke up in a thong and cami didn't know where I was found my clothes on the floor I was the only one in the bed thank goodness stumbled to the bathroom paid my dues to the porcelain GOD....That old saying God looks out for drunks and fools( good think I had double coverage).....sick for 3 days and have now sworn off moonshine and any green drink



Jules, I am so glad to see you mentioned THE PEACH. I was telling some of these folks about it before Myrtle Beach and promised to bring them down some of THE PEACH, but all I could get a hold of to bring down there was rag'lar ole radiator stuff. Still, it wasn't bad. I didn't know it at the time but Secret Squirrel went home with my Va Beach T-shirt and 3 weeks later my ex-wife found olive pits, a pair of sunglasses, and a half a pack of Ritz crackers in her car.

LOL.....contact me if you want some peach moonshine lots of people make it in Eastern NC....I have sworn it off but can get some for you if you like



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 21:51

I never kiss and tell. But I just hate kissing porcelain.

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 21:37

oh my heavens,.now that is something i have done.....i went to a party...got drunk....woke up the next morning sleeping in the van out in the parking lot.......only problem was...it was not my van i woke up in.....it was the one parked next to mine.......i was lucky that who ever owned it was to drunk to drive home and
got a ride with.

than one time i got so drunk at a bar....i called my friend crying that I couldn't find my van, that someone stole it....i called several friends......crying..i looked all over for my van....i can't find it...i must of been out in the parking lot at least an hr....i was just about to go inside an call the police...when i saw a friend of mine come out of the bar....she walked towards me and asked if i was ready to go home......apparently she was my ride.....this is what i gathered from what everyone told me....ooops!!!



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 20:40


JULES write:
Drank a few beers at a friends country wedding reception .....then off to a party at a friends new home after the reception. Drank a shot of peach flavored moonshine ( not a smart move) even dumber move had 3 incredible hulk shots with them. Woke up in a thong and cami didn't know where I was found my clothes on the floor I was the only one in the bed thank goodness stumbled to the bathroom paid my dues to the porcelain GOD....That old saying God looks out for drunks and fools( good think I had double coverage).....sick for 3 days and have now sworn off moonshine and any green drink



Jules, I am so glad to see you mentioned THE PEACH. I was telling some of these folks about it before Myrtle Beach and promised to bring them down some of THE PEACH, but all I could get a hold of to bring down there was rag'lar ole radiator stuff. Still, it wasn't bad. I didn't know it at the time but Secret Squirrel went home with my Va Beach T-shirt and 3 weeks later my ex-wife found olive pits, a pair of sunglasses, and a half a pack of Ritz crackers in her car.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 18:40

Drank a few beers at a friends country wedding reception .....then off to a party at a friends new home after the reception. Drank a shot of peach flavored moonshine ( not a smart move) even dumber move had 3 incredible hulk shots with them. Woke up in a thong and cami didn't know where I was found my clothes on the floor I was the only one in the bed thank goodness stumbled to the bathroom paid my dues to the porcelain GOD....That old saying God looks out for drunks and fools( good think I had double coverage).....sick for 3 days and have now sworn off moonshine and any green drink

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 16:58

warmheart.......that pretty good..........lmao

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 16:23

A party in a hotel in NJ with several known practical jokers. 2 bottles of Windsor Canadian. Stumbled back to the room, briefly visited the porcelan headrest and passed out face down on the bed. Woke up with face and hair smeared all brown and sticky. I rubbed it with my hands, still couldn't taste or smell anything of course and feared the worst...


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The doggone maid snuck into my room while I was out, turned down the bed and put a couple chocolates on the pillow. I laid face down on them and body heat did the rest.



Now the running joke when I'm around is "Oh god, I hope that's chocolate..."


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 13:15

oh my, so many to choose from....but i think the worse one was back in the early 70's, a friend of ours family owned a bar and his older brother came back from nam, so it was an open bar all night-self serve....started out with vodka/seven, with tequilla shots---some where during the night it became taquilla/sevens with shots of vodka....sxcuse me both both are clear-who knew-i was sick for three days....havn't touched vodka since......

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 11:10

Me? I was sleeping when I woke up. But I, like Angel, never get hangovers.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 07:52


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I've gotten so f*cked up that it wasn't funny....NEVER in my life have I had a hang over! I'm good to go!

If you let me near the Vodka, you'll get first hand knowledge of an Apache on the warpath, so I stay away from that crap! Most everything else makes me lovable and cuddley...



My god, you are bragging on this thread too. Do you ever give up.......LOL

Gin, don't get me near gin. Nudity, table dancing and things that are ilegal in some states. Not pretty.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 03:51


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angelrider800 write:
I've gotten so f*cked up that it wasn't funny....NEVER in my life have I had a hang over! I'm good to go!

If you let me near the Vodka, you'll get first hand knowledge of an Apache on the warpath, so I stay away from that crap! Most everything else makes me lovable and cuddley...


What's it take to get you to Makem-Whooppee?



Eyes so intense they can see right to my soul, a soft voice speaking to me while loving me, and an emotional attachment..be that with your dog, kid, cat...

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 03:34


angelrider800 write:
I've gotten so f*cked up that it wasn't funny....NEVER in my life have I had a hang over! I'm good to go!

If you let me near the Vodka, you'll get first hand knowledge of an Apache on the warpath, so I stay away from that crap! Most everything else makes me lovable and cuddley...


What's it take to get you to Makem-Whooppee?

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2005 03:32


HarleyRidinMama write:
I thought country music encouraged people to get drunk.

There's tear in my beer...

It's 5:00 somewhere...


It's different when you have experienced every country song topic.

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 21:00

Hey Mamama I dont got no harly am i still in?



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Posted on Sun, Jul 10, 2005 04:23


speedyjerry write:
Sorry Precious, can't get drunk, I listen to Country Music.


speedo I'm alittle bit country and i love the boys...

Jack, Jose, Morgan,Skye,, here's a girly dance for them....shake shake shake...

  


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