so smile if ya can hear me mwah baby.saxon when ya goin over the states then?all them women r gonna love u lol.good luck if u decide 2 move over there hunny.cant say i blame ya.

drop yer jeans so I can spank yer arse.

am sure ya whistled beethovens ninth many a time.n thats just for a wee lol.eeeeh tony posh devil a whole lock on the door or shud i say a sneck where am from.

which of its tails d'ya mean ???


Drop em Sax.You are so gonna get a slap for your cheek!

What's wrong with just using yer hand ?? or a sponge on a stick like the Romans did ??


been using the dogs tail but its a bit stiff now.

Wot you mean Saxon?I'M a bad influence on ya?????.........hey,if you take your belt off to me,does that mean ya britches will fall down??????......and,yes,you will have to do as you are told if I take ya back to me cave!gonna bring ya back down here to midlands.

and wi the outside lavvy we dont have locks on.never had a bucket of sh*t pinched yet.only northeners r qualified 2 speak on bein northern and me n him r both oooooop northeners .posh me?hell no.its the castor oil they dosed ya up with-by time friday nite came ya had 2 hava bath cos ude been in the privvy all week poopin it out eeeeeeeuwwwwwwww.must be time 2 get some new mothballs as well.oh and dont 4get tony ya need a new cap n clogs yer mam says so n put wood in t'oile lad sithee.

Hi smile,have been following the messages for about 2 months now and feel like I am getting to 'know' people.some,I would like to get to know more.I love reading your posts as I think they are inspiring and I share your views on many things.Glad we made you laugh and i hope this new year finds you happy & healthy........................................................................psst,do you have any spare shoes????

And by the way all of you? I love having all of you here on BK! So hi & hugs to the ones I already know (& some better than others...)& hi & a big warm welcome to the ones that I don't know & who are very new here! I've been with BK now for a year & this has been a very warm & enriching year for me due to all the wonderful people I have gotten to know here.
Happy New Year to each & every one of you!

You guys are cracking me up here! Too funny!! This reminds me of when I was a teenager & my sister & her husband were trying to sell their mobile home (mind you...not a trailer, but a mobile home) & some of the calls my sister was getting regarding their home were unbelievable. One of the callers asked if the place had indoor plumbing. My sister said, nope...you have to go outside in the back...

dont forget to cut ya newspaper up into squares to hang off nail in t'lavvy............p.s,can ya send some down,still using stone tablets down here and its a bit rough.

I'll have you know i worked down t'pit from when i were 6 year old,ya cheeky whippersnapper.Think you need a spell in t'mills lad!

and what ya gonna do with me when ya get me back to your cave ?
gonna tie ya up and keep you as my pet...........and pinch yer clogs.

yep zinc baths in front of the fire every friday night and a good dose of castor oil 2 keep ya regular

Watch it Sax or I might be tempted to club yer over the ead and drag ya back to me cave.........ug!

clogs clogs????????wheres yer whippet n clothcap boy 2 go with em?and the tin bath?dont 4get we gotta lot 2 learn up here lol.theyre tryin 2 civilize us good god run man run aaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Welcome miss mooncat.

you mean you have actually advanced to wearing shoes oop north!.........we still wear bits of animal skin tied round our feet!

hehe sax theyre electric.aint we doin well for mere peasants baby lol.next thing we'll be gettin proper roads wowe.