"throw caution to the wind & live life on the razor's edge

If God did not want man to eat girls, he would never shaped it like a taco.

*Better watch what you wish for,you might just get it,then not want it.*


*Enemys who mistake kindness for weakness always regret it.*

Heres a couple more:

* If you are in the Truth Business you do not get paid very well.
In fact you might find yourself in all kinds of trouble, be hated and have your reputation smeared.*

* Remember strong nations are not destroyed from the outside in,but from the inside out *

Some of my personal fav's

F**k me to tears
They ain't quite right in the head
Man I think that is going to leave a scar
DO WHAT LOL

Hey how about this one ~When the woman get Tuff... The men run like hell,,,,,

So thats where they came up with bouncin the ball from,, damyum

Slinkies are like some people, totally worthless, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Ok...keep in mind I'm from Arkansas, ya'll!

Well, fcuk a duck!

You think you're slicker'n wet owl sh!t, don't ya?

(talking about a really homely person)..Man! he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Lesse

fuk me stupid

lick me till I scream

if I wanted any chit outta you I'd squeeze it outta you

i can tell yer lyin cause yer lips are movin

well that went over like a wet f a r t in church!!

YUP!!!

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any Love story...it changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender,because the kiss already has within it that surrender!

if the queen had balls, she'd be king.....

How about, that was more fun than a one legged man butt kickn contest,

u cant run up hill backwards,

ur pulling the cart before the horse,

i might be old but i aint slow,

my most favorite : save a tree eat a beaver

Hey is that actually possible.???

You're about socially presentable as a skidmark

"well f*ck me runnen"

PstSex (the pst is silent!) is like a pizza, when it is good it is really good. And, when it is bad, it is still pretty good"

Anonymous.