s a nutless wonder i
d bet he acks like a child because he
s never been able to satisfy a woman. That must be embarrassing pencil d!ck. May have something to do with the fact his nuts never dropped. His actions prove that!!Poor, poor, sad pencil pud, he feels so inadequate
Sitting here looking and listening to the ocean waves on the beach it occurs to me...........I've not done the 'deed' on a beach. OMGosh how can that be?? Well I'm gonna be here till April, maybe I'll get lucky before I leave and I can add it to my list.
Hey man. You are obsessed. Back off and regroup. She doesn't want anything to do with you, surely you realize that by now. So you are just making you both miserable. Let it go!
Can't you see that your actions are just driving her further away?
Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had s ex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.
"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."
"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
KinMonmouth write: So.. I go on a trip with my mom and we are walking across a college campus. The one she and my father attended. and she says, You know, I got pre*gnant the first time I ever had s*ex. She points to a building, and says....While that building was being built your father and I had se*x while standing on the beams!! and nine months later in an unusual Austin Snowstorm I was born! lol...