I'd tell you about the best kiss I ever had off-line, but then she'd never kiss me again, and I'd have to stand in line to get one......OH. You mean best kiss-off line.
Now THAT's a whole other story.
Stand up in the restaraunt, look her dead in the eyes, and say in a real loud voice: "Fifty dollars??? I wouldn't touch you with his d ick!!!" And walk out without paying the bill.
They'll never call after that. Trust me.
Of course, you may have to keep your head away from the windows for a few days.......lol.
speedyjerry write: "puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!" Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.
my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......
That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.
speedyjerry write: "puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!" Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.
my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......
That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.
speedyjerry write: "puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!" Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.
my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......
That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.
speedyjerry write: "puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!" Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.
my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......
That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.
I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!
even so I'm more Man then you are!!!
speedyjerry write: "puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!" Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.
my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......
That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.
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