We have all been there and done that!

I would like to hear what has been tossed around...

Here in Cali guys can blame it on just about anything...Hell they get a hang nail and it's your fault they didn't have time to get a "MAN" icure.....

"We just don't click, your karma is clashing with my karma"....

"you generate to many vibes".....

This was my best one!

My Peniis {won't let you say that word, let you say blow job but not male appendage}is afraid of you!!!!!

will they let you say Vargina? nope

need to go north....Boob?

This is my favorite breakin' up line:

When you take the " L " out of Lover you have 'OVER" and that's whay you are dude, OVER.

hahahahaha

WELL BLOW ME OVER AND KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

IM SORRY,BUT I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.

Im am usually polite and just tell them thank you "Im Involved"

But if they dont get it Then I will tell them to "fcuk off" Straight out

Let's see...after 11 years I got "I love you, I'm just not IN love with you." (Yeah, he's an original!)

Then after I left, he realized he WAS, afterall, still in love with me! After 3 attempted reconciliations later, I finally looked at him and went with "Dude, you're a freakin' loser...I'm done!"

Haven't seen him since...

This kiss-off line always works for me....

When approached by a guy who makes any form of comment about how he's interested in me...I'll point to some guy across the room and say, "Hey, you know him? I think he's hot. Go and tell him I said so." and gently push him in that direction.

They usually walk away with a bewildered look on their face.

I particularly like the ones who look back again and I'm encouraging them to go and talk to the hot guy. LOL!

OK I'll admit, sometimes I am a little slow. But if it was the end of the world. You were the only two people left on earth. The poor guy would have to become a sheep hearder. Is this so you will know you will always have a suply of meat.
Do you like lamb? Me to, with a little mint jelly.
What a servival instink, what a woman.
Chkn



OK, so you figured me out.LOL

OK I'll admit, sometimes I am a little slow. But if it was the end of the world. You were the only two people left on earth. The poor guy would have to become a sheep hearder. Is this so you will know you will always have a suply of meat.
Do you like lamb? Me to, with a little mint jelly.
What a servival instink, what a woman.
Chkn

Glad to see you got your sence for humor Speedo!!!

Yes Dear, just funnin, I LOVE miss Turtle, she's Beautiful in her little shell or out of it. How far past Daytona is she I wonder.

My favorite kiss-off line: "If I were a nymphomaniac and you were the last man on earth, you still wouldn't have a chance."
Or "Yes I do, but not with you."

I suk.lmao I don't have one to share. I haven't thought about dating in over 18yrs. The only time I had a problem,was with a co-worker that wanted to start something on the side, when I was still married. What I told her was: Thank you, the thought of it sounds great and makes me feel so flattered, but I don't think it will work out for either of us.

As for every day, the finger still works for me.
Chkn
Does that still count?
Chkn

Speedy

most of us that used to give you guys titts, ass , and legs found out that we have a brain....

and now we use it....

starts with the first look...and most of you say it's what you first see..

your not hugging and holding my boobs,legs, or licking my lips...

your first thought was if you like what your looking at is

"HOLY FU!KIN SH!IT"

this came to visit me!!!

meet and greet is now on you now......

Okay.........No Cleavage.....No Legs........go back to turtle mode.

SS - good to be seen!

nice to put a face to the reptile!!

I'll tell you Thigh Syn.
When a hot woman is hitting on me,( which doesn't happen often enough as far as i'm concerned.)
Makes me feel 10 feet tall. I aint never been intimidated by anyone , or anything.
got the scars to prove it too:)

Thats just gross...ewwwwwwwww!!

dang honey, why are all those seagulls following you? Have you been cleaning fish all day?