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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 09:42

My score was 36 but I definitely am not a city girl! (even though I loved being in NYC with everyone!) As I was reading through these I was nodding my head yes to quite a few because of memories of family & friends. The dipping the pacifier in whiskey? Does it count the same as when my nephew was a baby & he himself was dipping his pacifer in my Dad's shot glass of Blackberry Brandy? And I've milked goats before but not by hand. Can't remember a few others offhand but I was smiling while reading them! Thanks for sharing!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 07:29

LadyTxnRider write:
32, How much of a city girl am I?

well come on up here to the country and we'll find out lol I know a good spot for snipe hunting

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 03:24

Here is another way to tell it you are a redneck. Answer this question what is a s@x rock

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 19:53

32, How much of a city girl am I?

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:59

Starrider,
I didn't keep score but I don't think I scored very high, but here is my problem. I have lived in Minnesota all my life and I feel out of place. I grew up in the country. It is a funny state to live in. You have to be either in the Arts or therapy, hell, you say down home here, they haven't a clue.
Spyder



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:45

WELL I TOOK BOTH TEST,,,,,WON'T SAY MY SCORE'S BECAUSE I MIGHT BE THE FIRST GETTOBILLY ON THE BK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 14:37

IKE2005 write:
Do you get extra points if you were the milk and butter person along with the eggs. Made homemade butter(nothin better than that). Didn't take me to grandma's house but to my childhood. Back to a time of the northen lights and counting stars. Hide and seek being outside was better than T.V. If this is being a redneck I will wear that badge with honor.

you bet that's the best kind of fun there ever was I missed the milk and butter part of it,just shows I was not that far out in the country my self my grandparents had the farm we just had horses where I grewup I hope I qualify my neck always looked pretty red to me



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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 07:31

I'm a city boy, is a problem?!?

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 05:01

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DirtyBikers4Eva write:
OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!


grandmas are soooooooooo special aren't they????
i can remember when things weren't great sittin in her lap on the rocking chair--granny rubbing my back and feeling sooooooooo much better--aughhhhhhhhh

Yes Seeme, we lived with my grandmother for a couple years and everyday after school she would sit and rock me. Even after I got older say 21 she still let me sit in her lap..lol even though I was bigger than her.. I luved her sooo much.

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 11:31

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!


grandmas are soooooooooo special aren't they????
i can remember when things weren't great sittin in her lap on the rocking chair--granny rubbing my back and feeling sooooooooo much better--aughhhhhhhhh



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Posted on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 09:12

Can I barro somuns toes fer to count wit?
I got to 149

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 04:22

Do you get extra points if you were the milk and butter person along with the eggs. Made homemade butter(nothin better than that). Didn't take me to grandma's house but to my childhood. Back to a time of the northen lights and counting stars. Hide and seek being outside was better than T.V. If this is being a redneck I will wear that badge with honor.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 08:55

I started out to make it something fun but yes some of the things bring back old memories for me too,but any excuse to visit with my grandparents even if it's just in my thoughts I know thier smiling down from above.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 08:44

OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!

  


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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 08:08

KinMonmouth write:
86 or 91 i aint counting again..lol

your toes getting cold lmao



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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 22:11

Last words from a redneck.
Hey yall watch this!
Hold my beer.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 20:05

86 or 91 i aint counting again..lol



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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 19:42

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Just How Redneck are U ? a parody of the ghetto test

you will need a paper and pencil for this I have borrowed some from the ghetto test I hope everyone takes this with the good humor it is intented

1. You know all the words to 'I have got friends in lowly places'
(5 points)
2. You where born and raised south of the Mason-Dixon line
(10 points)
3. You got your eggs from the egg lady at the next farm bonus if your home was the egg lady's
(5 points + 5 bonus points)
4. You have ever been taken out behind the woodshed or tool shed for punishment
(3 points each)
5. You have rode a bus to and from school for more then 45 mintues one way
(2 points)
6.You have ever gone coon or possum hunting.
(5 points)
7. You have ever milked a cow by hand or bonus for a goat.
(5 points + 5 points bonus)
8. You have ever been 'Snipe hunting,cow tipping,parked by a lake to watch submarine races at night (2 points each)
9.You have made homemade ice cream by hand cranking the maker you used icicles for the ice
(2 points each)
10. You have ate homemade fudge
(5 points)
11. You have run from a game warden bonus if you got away
(5 points + 5 bonus)
12. You have had reuseable bacon grease in a container on your stove
(5 points + 15 bonus if you still do)
13. You have climbed on the house roof to fix the tv. antenna
(5 points)
14. You have lit a paper bag of animal waste on a nieghbors porch rang the doorbell and ran away
(10 points)
15 . Your hair style is reffered to as a mullet.
(5 points)
16. You have never been to a 'people doctor' for any reason
(15 points)
17. You have a friend or faimly member who's nickname is Bubba
(10 points)
18. You have ever slopped hogs
(3 points)
19. You have ever ate any cooked internal organs from a animal
(2 points)
20. You have ever drank from a gallon jug or a mason jar
(5 points)
21. You have used you'll to describe 1 person
(5 points)
22. You have driven more then 5 miles on a flat tire because you didn't have a spare
(5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier you sanatize it by dipping it in whiskey
(10 points)
24. You have spend the night in a barn sleeping on hay
(10 points)
25. You have left a social gathering with more then one plate of food
(2 points)
26. The 'You might be a redneck jokes' seem to be written about your life style
(5 points)
27. You have 'A' gold tooth
(10 points)
28. Your faimly vehicle is a four wheel drive pickup with a loaded rifle rack in the back window
(15 points)
29.You have ever had a party line ph*ne and have listened in
(10 points)
30.You think that Elvis is still alive
(20 points)
31. You have to take your shoes and socks off to add up your score
(25 points)



The Totals


0-50 points city boy/girl ain't u
51-75 points you grew up in the suburbs
76-150 points your a good ole boy/girl
150 points or more you 'll are a all american high tech redneck


luv it!!!!!!!!!!!



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