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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 17:43

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

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well I might have to make a new test one day keep coming up with new ideas should have put bull riding in there I did that once dam that hurt it;s all just fun



I think u have too much time on yer hands buddy!!! LOL

well thats why I am here now but it;s winter, spring will be coming soon tho and I will be busy again groundhog day thursday I got get my rifle ready I'll make sure he don;t see no shadow lol



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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 17:10

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well I might have to make a new test one day keep coming up with new ideas should have put bull riding in there I did that once dam that hurt it;s all just fun


I think u have too much time on yer hands buddy!!! LOL

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 14:31

well I might have to make a new test one day keep coming up with new ideas should have put bull riding in there I did that once dam that hurt it;s all just fun



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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 12:24

I dont know how good this is for some one that was born and raised in one of the 5 boro's of NYC but I scored over 100 in the getto one and this one also . I guess I should play Basketball in my cowboy boots . And You'll should have given points for knowing that one person is you'll and more then one is all-you'll . I lost count when I had to switch index fingers to count the fingers on the other hand so I used a kalc-u-later if I added in the points for that i'd be playing b-ball in them cowboy boots dodgeing cow flop .



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 21:42

I miss Grandma and her lapp!



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 13:09

you know I never did add mine up I got a 65 well guess it's never too late to better one's self haven't had any luck with the snipe hunting yet it be dark soon go see if I got any paper bags

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 11:20

Well not many scores are posted but I ain
t scared. I
m proud to be a southern redneck with a score of 178. Damn I better clean the cow manure out from between my toes before I fry up this here deer heart! LMFAO



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 05:59

I fell short of redneck only made good ole girl, I hope they don't kick me out of Arkansas.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 14:50

A snipe hunt is one of a class of practical jokes that involve experienced people making fun of newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task.

Inexperienced campers or hunters are told about a bird or animal called the snipe, as well as a (usually ridiculous) method of catching it - such as running around the woods carrying a bag, or making strange noises. Since the supposed snipe doesn't exist, the hunt never succeeds, no matter how foolishly the newcomer acts.

To extend the joke, there actually is a species of bird called a snipe. The success of the joke depends in part on the victim's ignorance of this, as the snipe is found primarily in wetlands and the joke is invariably played in wooded areas.

Another variation of this type of practical joke, called a fool's errand in the UK, involves sending newcomers on a work site to fetch nonexistent tools, such as a left-handed screwdriver, a can of striped paint or a tube of elbow grease.

In the Boy Scouts of America it is common for first-time attendees at a camporee (a large weekend event) to be sent after a "left-handed smoke-shifter," supposedly a branch with a fan on the end used to deflect smoke from a campfire. In the Air Force a variant involves new airmen being sent to the commissary to purchase a bottle of prop wash.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 07:42

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

LadyTxnRider write:

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

LadyTxnRider write:
starrider1 write:

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

Do cows really tip over that easy?



LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL



Thanks for the info, really I do know about snipe hunts. I think they are used for many a purpose not just to get us women out alone. lol



Hmmm... in my neck of the woods they are only used to drink beer and laugh at the ones who really think they are waitin for snipes...


Yep, that's the use I've seen except for the drinkin beer. It was usually kind of an initiation for Boy Scouts.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 05:55

LadyTxnRider write:

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

LadyTxnRider write:
starrider1 write:

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

Do cows really tip over that easy?



LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL



Thanks for the info, really I do know about snipe hunts. I think they are used for many a purpose not just to get us women out alone. lol


Hmmm... in my neck of the woods they are only used to drink beer and laugh at the ones who really think they are waitin for snipes...



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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 05:41

DirtyBikers4Eva write:

LadyTxnRider write:
starrider1 write:

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

Do cows really tip over that easy?



LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL


Thanks for the info, really I do know about snipe hunts. I think they are used for many a purpose not just to get us women out alone. lol

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 05:35

LadyTxnRider write:
starrider1 write:

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

Do cows really tip over that easy?


LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL



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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 04:51

hmmm.... looks like i'm not a redneck or ghetto



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Posted on Thu, Jan 26, 2006 15:18

yea well if your sleeping standing up it don;t take much



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 18:41

starrider1 write:

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

Do cows really tip over that easy?



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 17:09

LadyTxnRider write:

starrider1 write:
well ok lol



Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 16:03

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well ok lol


Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 11:16

well ok lol



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 09:48

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32, How much of a city girl am I?

well come on up here to the country and we'll find out lol I know a good spot for snipe hunting


I'm a closet redneck wannabe. I've lived in the big cities until I moved to Austin. This is home!