How redneck are u ? (a parody of the ghetto test by me) Friends

  • View author's info posted on Jan 29, 2006 21:42


    I miss Grandma and her lapp!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 29, 2006 13:09


    you know I never did add mine up I got a 65 well guess it's never too late to better one's self haven't had any luck with the snipe hunting yet it be dark soon go see if I got any paper bags
  • View author's info posted on Jan 29, 2006 11:20


    Well not many scores are posted but I ain
    t scared. I
    m proud to be a southern redneck with a score of 178. Damn I better clean the cow manure out from between my toes before I fry up this here deer heart! LMFAO
  • View author's info posted on Jan 29, 2006 05:59


    I fell short of redneck only made good ole girl, I hope they don't kick me out of Arkansas.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 27, 2006 14:50


    A snipe hunt is one of a class of practical jokes that involve experienced people making fun of newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task.

    Inexperienced campers or hunters are told about a bird or animal called the snipe, as well as a (usually ridiculous) method of catching it - such as running around the woods carrying a bag, or making strange noises. Since the supposed snipe doesn't exist, the hunt never succeeds, no matter how foolishly the newcomer acts.

    To extend the joke, there actually is a species of bird called a snipe. The success of the joke depends in part on the victim's ignorance of this, as the snipe is found primarily in wetlands and the joke is invariably played in wooded areas.

    Another variation of this type of practical joke, called a fool's errand in the UK, involves sending newcomers on a work site to fetch nonexistent tools, such as a left-handed screwdriver, a can of striped paint or a tube of elbow grease.

    In the Boy Scouts of America it is common for first-time attendees at a camporee (a large weekend event) to be sent after a "left-handed smoke-shifter," supposedly a branch with a fan on the end used to deflect smoke from a campfire. In the Air Force a variant involves new airmen being sent to the commissary to purchase a bottle of prop wash.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 27, 2006 05:55


    LadyTxnRider write:

    DirtyBikers4Eva write:

    LadyTxnRider write:
    starrider1 write:

    LadyTxnRider write:

    starrider1 write:
    well ok lol



    Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

    ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


    Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

    Do cows really tip over that easy?



    LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
    Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL



    Thanks for the info, really I do know about snipe hunts. I think they are used for many a purpose not just to get us women out alone. lol


    Hmmm... in my neck of the woods they are only used to drink beer and laugh at the ones who really think they are waitin for snipes...
  • View author's info posted on Jan 27, 2006 05:35


    LadyTxnRider write:
    starrider1 write:

    LadyTxnRider write:

    starrider1 write:
    well ok lol



    Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

    ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?


    Now submarine races I know about, don't have to be a redneck to know that one.

    Do cows really tip over that easy?


    LTR.. snipes are about the same as the submarine races only much colder..LMAO!!
    Don't go g/f not ever. If someone asks u to go snipe huntin tell them to Fuk Off!!! LOL
  • View author's info posted on Jan 27, 2006 04:51


    hmmm.... looks like i'm not a redneck or ghetto
  • View author's info posted on Jan 26, 2006 15:18


    yea well if your sleeping standing up it don;t take much
  • View author's info posted on Jan 25, 2006 17:09


    LadyTxnRider write:

    starrider1 write:
    well ok lol



    Ok, so what's a snipe? lol I have heard of snipe hunting, so ya got good huntin grounds up there? How do you tip a cow?

    ok well a snipe is sneaky little animal you have to go out hunt for him in the dark on summer night ,lol and cows sleep standing up so you sneak out in the field find one asleep and tip them over what about the Submarine races have you watched them ?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 25, 2006 11:16


    well ok lol
  • View author's info posted on Jan 25, 2006 09:42


    My score was 36 but I definitely am not a city girl! (even though I loved being in NYC with everyone!) As I was reading through these I was nodding my head yes to quite a few because of memories of family & friends. The dipping the pacifier in whiskey? Does it count the same as when my nephew was a baby & he himself was dipping his pacifer in my Dad's shot glass of Blackberry Brandy? And I've milked goats before but not by hand. Can't remember a few others offhand but I was smiling while reading them! Thanks for sharing!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 25, 2006 07:29


    LadyTxnRider write:
    32, How much of a city girl am I?

    well come on up here to the country and we'll find out lol I know a good spot for snipe hunting
  • View author's info posted on Jan 25, 2006 03:24


    Here is another way to tell it you are a redneck. Answer this question what is a s@x rock
  • View author's info posted on Jan 24, 2006 18:45


    WELL I TOOK BOTH TEST,,,,,WON'T SAY MY SCORE'S BECAUSE I MIGHT BE THE FIRST GETTOBILLY ON THE BK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,
  • View author's info posted on Jan 23, 2006 14:37


    IKE2005 write:
    Do you get extra points if you were the milk and butter person along with the eggs. Made homemade butter(nothin better than that). Didn't take me to grandma's house but to my childhood. Back to a time of the northen lights and counting stars. Hide and seek being outside was better than T.V. If this is being a redneck I will wear that badge with honor.

    you bet that's the best kind of fun there ever was I missed the milk and butter part of it,just shows I was not that far out in the country my self my grandparents had the farm we just had horses where I grewup I hope I qualify my neck always looked pretty red to me
  • View author's info posted on Jan 23, 2006 07:31


    I'm a city boy, is a problem?!?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 23, 2006 05:01


    seeme1st write:
    DirtyBikers4Eva write:
    OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!


    grandmas are soooooooooo special aren't they????
    i can remember when things weren't great sittin in her lap on the rocking chair--granny rubbing my back and feeling sooooooooo much better--aughhhhhhhhh

    Yes Seeme, we lived with my grandmother for a couple years and everyday after school she would sit and rock me. Even after I got older say 21 she still let me sit in her lap..lol even though I was bigger than her.. I luved her sooo much.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 22, 2006 11:31


    DirtyBikers4Eva write:
    OMG!!! Im crushed cuz I thought I was sophisticated and worldly...lol My family owned the chicken ranch!! I have eaten mountain oysters, milked a goat, slept in a barn, got away from the game warden so many times can't count.. use bacon grease, drink from mason jars, luv homemade fudge, been snipe huntin, and to the sub races, been coon and possum hunting with dogs in Kentucky, luv homemade icecream made from icsicles. I think I only answered no twice to these questions... Whats really strange is this questionaire made me more emotional than I have been in any other thread because it made me miss my grandmother!!


    grandmas are soooooooooo special aren't they????
    i can remember when things weren't great sittin in her lap on the rocking chair--granny rubbing my back and feeling sooooooooo much better--aughhhhhhhhh
  • View author's info posted on Jan 22, 2006 09:12


    Can I barro somuns toes fer to count wit?
    I got to 149
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