Harleys1Angel write: Falcon, what can I get you to drink...Hmmmmmmmmmm??
While I'd love to just sit here and drink in the beauty and mystery of those eyes of yours, I guess I'll just have to order a double chevas on the rocks, please. And tell Miss Kitty I'll take a room for the night (I don't drink more than 2 and drive), and ask her if she's opening up that big hot tub tonight. Be a nice night to relax and watch the stars, ya know? Thanks.
DOUBLED81 write: as you wish my lady,,,,while your at the bar, can you set up my old friend BB with a shot of insure and a coffee mud chaser,,,,,he's lookin a little tired ,,,,LOL,,,,and a round for all the allnighter's please,,,,,,,
For that, I thank you and it will be my pleasure to pay for your next round of milk and pabblum. LOL
"King of the Pool Table" ? I think not. : ) Wait a minute. I don't want to play with you...I want to play with her...as a team mate, I mean. LOL
DOUBLED81 write: H1A,,the hottest bartender i ever seen,,,i like to think that im more of a lover than a fighter ,,,although,,,,I fear no man, no beer, or no pool table,i wiil respect your establishment and be good ,,,sorry if i caused you any trouble,, mam,,, now can i buy you that shot,,,,,as i kiss your soft warm hand,,,,LOL,and can i play you a song on the juke box,,,??,,,
kissa*ss. ( I do get mean on boilermakers) So bring on Doc. He's been asking me for a dance anyway, but won't let me lead. LOL
H1A comes out from the back with case of beer in hand...looks around at the morning/afternoon crowd...and the few peeps from the night before...("good thing MsKitty doesn't let the place close")
"LTR...Don't let us down on the pool game, Suz and I are betting with Chris here that the girls are going to kick some buttt!!! Loser has to do a dare.....Welcome Carla..it's always nice to see you around! Can I get you another Coors Lt or water? Drinks are on HDR555...ROUND OF BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYONE!!!! Falcon, what can I get you to drink...Hmmmmmmmmmm?? DD81 and BigBear!! There is NO fighting at The Kat's Meow!!! If I catch you fighting I'm going to get Doc who's just waitin' to kick somebody outta here...do I make myself clear??? Spado--How's the Mrs? Did you mow the rest of your lawn yet?? Men...Don't forget about the rules here please, have you complimented the owner today? She looks bored...maybe I'll have to hire some entertainment..."
Msbikerkitty write: lmfao........I have so much to write about that spaoman but im not tipsy enough.Something like kitty walks over to spadoman and whispers in his ear...."whats a man like you doing in a plaace like this?"
Which after the 2nd drink translates roughly into "why isn't a man like you at my place", right kitty? lol
New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the as*s.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
DOUBLED81 write: DANG YOU BB,dont make me get get my helmet and light my cigar,,,,,,
Now boys...lets just all get along here...& no fightin' over us women. Let's shoot a friendly game of pool here now ya hear? Come on LTR, ready for a game of pool? And by the way, LTR, how the heck have you been? Good to see you again! Give me a hug!
DOUBLED81 write: DOUBLED look's around for old BB,,,and run's over to smile,,,,,take's her hand and gives it a little kiss,,,,howdy mam names DOUBLED ,nice to meet you,,,,,,
Well nice to meet you also, DOUBLED...it's a pleasure. I think I've heard about you from some of the others...oh don't worry...it's all good! Aren't you also known as DD81? And by the way? Thank you for your little kiss on my hand. That was so very gentlemanly of you...
DOUBLED81 write: yes you should watch out for BB HE'S THE KING OF SWOOON,,,,you might be a little safer over here next to me,,,,,,,lol,,,,D,
Oh how that DD lies! Why, I'm just a cuddly old bear, that would never get "ideas". The only reason I didn't look MsKitty in the eye, was I feared fallin into them and drowin. So ladyTx, you scoot closer to me and ignore DD. He cuts a wide swath through the women folk. : )