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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 08:03

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It was midmorning when I finally opened my eyes to the noise of the city. The warm scent of woman wafted from beneath the covers and her gently breathing told me she was still asleep. I eased from the bed , as not to disturb her. Went to the bathroom to brush, sha*ve and shower, as quietly as possible.
Coming back out, I had started for my suitcase in search of clean clothes, when she turned over and with a sweet sleepy smile said "Come back to bed."




((((((((SIGH))))))))))))

Please do Jess.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 07:53

It was midmorning when I finally opened my eyes to the noise of the city. The warm scent of woman wafted from beneath the covers and her gently breathing told me she was still asleep. I eased from the bed , as not to disturb her. Went to the bathroom to brush, sha*ve and shower, as quietly as possible.
Coming back out, I had started for my suitcase in search of clean clothes, when she turned over and with a sweet sleepy smile said "Come back to bed."



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 06:25

The door opens with a blast of cold damp air. Over the threshold steps a tall woman, encased in wet leather from head to toe. She keeps the riding glasses on, no need to let eveyone one she's scoping out the place. She walks to the empty bar stool, furthest from the door and at the corner of the bar. Harleywhatshername, slides over and asks what she wants. "Jack on the rocks, water back and keep them coming until I dry out" she says. Gloves come off, as well as the wet jacket, she sits back down takes off the glasses and finally smiles for everyone. Yes, the green eyed crone has arrived. WooHoo. Now, where's Cut and how drunk is he....................

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 06:17

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Good thought, MsKitty, but I ain't got no hair. Would it be okay, if I just let my pants down instead? LOL

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 06:00

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HDRIDER555 write:
H1A - SET SUZ UP WITH A DOULBLE BELVEDEERE ON THE ROCKS FOR ALL HER HARD WORK ON THE NY GIG.
CHEERS SUZ.


Awwwwww thanks HD.... You're such a sweetheart...

We're really gonna miss you not bein there to play with us.....

What're ya drinkin? Lemme return the favor......

Oh pretty barkeep?


thanks suz, I'll have a Captain and coke.
Hopefully I can meet everybody at Cut's gig in Virginia.
Post lots of pics from the NY gig, especially the incriminating ones.

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 05:49

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Meanwhile, Spadoman was sittin' at the bar while all this ruckus was goin' on. He heard the shouts of glee coming from the old one as his young dancin' pardner was adjusting his tail.

He had gotten the call on a rainy Monday. Business was uneasy. He flipped open a pack of cigarettes and considered the situation.

The brunette walked in. Everyone stopped in their tracks to gander at her. She was a beauty all right, had all the right stuff. Someone offered her a drink before she even sat down, but she took the stool next to him.

What was it? Was it the perfume? The mixture of body scent with the regular odor of a sleezy bar? It was more intoxicating than even the booze that was flyin' from the swift hand of the seasoned bartender with the captivating eyes and laced leather chaps.

He ordered another cold beverage with a nod, tilting his head towards the sky. Obedient, she grabbed the glass, dumped out the contents and refilled it with fresh ice.

The sound of the cue ball breaking the rack, the hard rock beat and singing of the patrons, it was too much. And the brunette, she was right there, next to him, he was speechless.

Ms Kitty walked out of her office to spot behind the bar near the pool table. This move caught the Bear off guard. He wouldn't take his eyes off of her. The Doubled one was getting hammered and laughing at everything and everybody in the joint. The jukebox played on.

And the brunette, still, He felt her elbow brush his arm as she took off her jacket. He shuddered, then looked her way and said..............

Well if it isn't my lovely wife, Barb...welcome home...I've missed you...



ROFLMAO SMILE!

GEE SPADO.. I had no idea! Now if I could be that alluring in real life! I'd have me a COWBOY!



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 05:00

speedyjerry write:
Go To Sleep Damnit!

just woke up ...have to work , but would love too...lmao
beer for breakfats?



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 04:17

Go To Sleep Damnit!



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 03:01

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KinMonmouth write:
Wait..do I have to drink my shot off of Kitty?

yeppppppppppp....lmfao.spadoman poring ...but if you want you can do off him...ridem



LOL..I've done shots off bellys before...

belly's?In a biker bar?lmfao...ummmm no not there!!!Spadoman wheres the blowjobs?

Kitty you are goingto have to open one of these bars up in Aussie land,with the nice hot dry land we have here the drinks will be walk'in out the door,not to mention the friday night girls in chaps,one would surely not miss that....cmon bring it on downunder......



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 02:50

Harleys1Angel write:
Thought I better repost the rules:

"Welcome to The Kat's Meow!" "I'll be your bartender for the thread...better come in here with a smile on those lips and a compliment for our owner--MsBikerKitty"

bartender lay out a round for all the folks here this aussie is paying......and put some nice slow dancing music on that box...I'm sure our folk wouldn't mind a slow one to dance to....cheers all....



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 02:45

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H1A comes out from the back with case of beer in hand...looks around at the morning/afternoon crowd...and the few peeps from the night before...("good thing MsKitty doesn't let the place close")

"LTR...Don't let us down on the pool game, Suz and I are betting with Chris here that the girls are going to kick some buttt!!! Loser has to do a dare.....Welcome Carla..it's always nice to see you around! Can I get you another Coors Lt or water? Drinks are on HDR555...ROUND OF BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYONE!!!! Falcon, what can I get you to drink...Hmmmmmmmmmm?? DD81 and BigBear!! There is NO fighting at The Kat's Meow!!! If I catch you fighting I'm going to get Doc who's just waitin' to kick somebody outta here...do I make myself clear??? Spado--How's the Mrs? Did you mow the rest of your lawn yet?? Men...Don't forget about the rules here please, have you complimented the owner today? She looks bored...maybe I'll have to hire some entertainment..."

Hey there bartender can I get myself a "jaffa"- kaluha and oj ....don't knock it till you try it.....



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 02:40

Msbikerkitty write:
OK i THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE A THREAD TO WIND DOWN THE EVENING WHICH I USUALLY DO HERE EVERY NIGHT!I HAD A GLASS OF RED WINE TONIGHT OH BOY.IT WAS A OK BRAND BUT DO LOVE A GOOD GLASS EVERY SO OFTEN UT STILL LOVE MY COFFEE BETTER.THIS THREAD AINT FOR ALCOHOLICS ITS FOR FRIEND S TO LET THERE HAIR DOWN WHEN THEY FEEL THEY NEED TO.hAVE A GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

Ok Kitty found this one and just so happens it is 9:35pm here and have a can of Southern Comfort in my hand relaxing after a day that I would rather forget...Don't know if you guys get it over there but Merry Monk is a special order wine(red) over here,not available across the counter and boy oh boy is slides down very nicley thankyou....yum yum...but Southern it is for me,no hangovers or sickness the next day just get up and go go go...ohh excuse me,must have been ssomething I ate.......lol



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 00:55

Is anybody in here??

Ahhhh..... Pretty Barkeep? My usual please....

Did MsK leave??

Yayyyy... There's Jerry - tryin to get that luscious full figured woman in the corner to go home with him.... Love how ya just sprung right back into action ...Glad to see... Sorry for your sadness my friend... Lemme buy you a drink.....Barkeep? Set him up please...

Oooooh lookie here....DD left me some 10's for the jukebox...Hmmmm....think I'll play....

Why Does Love Got to be So Sad

The Cradle Will Rock

How Far Is Heaven

Bellbottom Blues

Low Spark of High Heeled Boys

Feelin Alright

More Than a Feeling

Nantucket Sleighride

Badge

Losin My Religion

Cowgirl in The Sand

and maybe some Motown after....

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 00:04

I know your tired so I'll just ramble on here...Guess what?? Me and Suz won a bet we had with Chris for a dare...the girls won at pool!!! Soooooooo...if you'll help Suz and I think of a good one for our biker stud of the year for NYC...that would be awesome..

Come on Sexybaby..off the bar now...save some for NY with me...where is the gentleman who's giving designated driver rides?

Oh Jerry...could you please take the gum from underneath the tables too...and last night you didnt wash the ashtrays out with soap and water..they smelled terrible!!!

No allnighters tonight...when you gonna open up the The Kat's Purr, your bed n breakfast, MsKitty? OK..see ya in the morrow some time...night, night...H1A goes outside, starts her softail custom, gives a few revs for the joint and rides off into the night singing "where everybody knows your name......doo doo doo do do do...."



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 23:41

Well hello MsKitty...good night at the bar tonight...
Whatcha drinkin?...I need me a big stiff one!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 23:21

ok everyone gone for the night?Mskitty cant sleep, h1a pour me a drink please....you still here?



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 21:39

And now for some tunes.
Metalica...turn the page
Ozzy.......mississippi queen
Tucker live...24 hours at a time
Skynyrd live..freebird


that all 2 bucks will get ya



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 21:23

heritage99 write:
Quervo 1800 por favor


Yummy...with lemon and salt plz???

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 21:13

Quervo 1800 por favor



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 21:08

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Hey ya'all...Wow Kitty this is a nice place ya have here!! I need a shot of tequila plz Ms H1A....and also a Margarita on the rocks...Its been along day at work. Great music Suz...So dancing on the bar huh? Well H1 guess I need another shot plz...Hey Smile hows the game going between the guys and the dolls?? Hey Chris arent you gonna be the model for the chaps that the girls will be looking at??

If it isn't the queen of the jukers! Howdy ma'am



Howdy Handsome!! Are ya ready to juke??

Yes ma'am, I am!

Yee-Haw!!!!

  


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