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  • View author's info posted on May 23, 2006 15:11


    Okay, its not morning ..but I just finished a coffee...

    The International Rules Of Manhood Are As Follows:

    1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

    2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
    (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
    (c) After wrecking your boss' car.
    (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

    3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

    4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

    5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

    6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

    8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

    9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

    10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

    11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

    12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

    13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

    16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

    17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

    18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

    20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    (b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    (c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

    22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

    23: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

    24: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    25: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

    26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.


    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

    "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

    "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"


    We hope this clears up any confusion.

    The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.
  • View author's info posted on May 23, 2006 09:14


    Good Morning Everyone...

    "Hello Smiles...looks like you were mindin the store..." Yep Dyna...I was trying to but it sure was lonely in here...

    "Mornin to ya Smile. I have a habit of wanting to drink to much java in the mornings. Sometimes I feel just like that silly picutre. I will tell Axel to read the post so he can hollar at you. Have a great day!!!!" Mornin to you also Pdora! Thanks for letting Axel know. He's quite the guy...I'm so happy for the both of you!

    Been pretty emotional & intense since Friday night. Late Friday night I got a call from a close friend. Her 17 year old son was in a serious car accident. Today is surgery #3 for him. There are a lot of prayers going out for him & the family & each day he's improving. When she called me Friday night, they didn't know if he would make it through the night. So if you could please keep them in your thoughts & prayers I would truly appreciate it...thank you...
    I also found out over the weekend that my ex father-in-law passed away from acute leukemia last Wed, which also happened to be my ex & my wedding ann. So last night I went to the funeral service & that was pretty emotional. Not sure how it'll be when you're back together again with your ex family members but I'm glad I followed my heart & went. Wanted to be there also for my daughter since it was her grandfather...Even tho I'm divorced, I was still a part of that family for 24 years...there were many hugs between us even tho I'm no longer in the family. I was surprised also when I got an invite to go back to the house after the service for a meal. I declined...It was nice of them tho to extend the invite.
    I feel drained today...
    Hope you all have a good day.
    Peace
  • View author's info posted on May 23, 2006 07:37


    Posted on 15-MAR-06 on the religion thread's



    Which God?
    This is a must read - it's short but very informative...The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!!!

    Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes

    Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.


    I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the
    presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?" There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!" I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in Heaven. Is that correct?" The blank expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of "a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar." He sheepishly replied, "Yes" I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in Heaven!" The Imam was speechless. I continued, "I also have a problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to Heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be there with me?" You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.

    I think everyone in the US should be required to read this but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts. This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well known leader in prison ministry...

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  • View author's info posted on May 23, 2006 07:18


    Cut write:
    DubbleD write:
    What's up every body, Been awhile since i posted on here , been kinda busy,DD, my Depostion is on june 8th, FINALLY, I cant wait to get this NIGHTMARE behind me,Star whut's up Buddy?hope pop's is doing well, Ponch heal up fast Brother,JJ Blessing's and Comfort to you,Spado hope your well, "HI Kin" :) BB brother if your out there somewhere Hello and Bless ya Bro, I miss Pesterin you !Been gettin some miles here and there one of my old bro's let's me ride his Heritage till i get my Road King,:)me and my Girl's are doing GREAT Hangin out at the pool and gettin some sun :) LIFE IS GOOD,won't ever be payin for this site? anymore,i need MY SPACE it's free!! but if you all find a new hang out let me know, i'll be lurkin around here if ya need me, be Safe and Peace to you all , Later's i'll be out there chasin The Ghost Rider :)

    Good very early morning friends, will everyone check out Marias thread "Kevin...Read This" in the suggestion box forum---it should be important to all of us!!!

    Drink up and wake up!!!

    Hey Cut how are ya bro, ? Thank's for the wake up call,Be safe Peace,

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  • View author's info posted on May 23, 2006 05:20


    Having some strong fresh dark blend w/vanilla chai flavored creamer...mmmmmm good.
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 21:48


    DubbleD write:
    What's up every body, Been awhile since i posted on here , been kinda busy,DD, my Depostion is on june 8th, FINALLY, I cant wait to get this NIGHTMARE behind me,Star whut's up Buddy?hope pop's is doing well, Ponch heal up fast Brother,JJ Blessing's and Comfort to you,Spado hope your well, "HI Kin" :) BB brother if your out there somewhere Hello and Bless ya Bro, I miss Pesterin you !Been gettin some miles here and there one of my old bro's let's me ride his Heritage till i get my Road King,:)me and my Girl's are doing GREAT Hangin out at the pool and gettin some sun :) LIFE IS GOOD,won't ever be payin for this site? anymore,i need MY SPACE it's free!! but if you all find a new hang out let me know, i'll be lurkin around here if ya need me, be Safe and Peace to you all , Later's i'll be out there chasin The Ghost Rider :)

    Good very early morning friends, will everyone check out Marias thread "Kevin...Read This" in the suggestion box forum---it should be important to all of us!!!

    Drink up and wake up!!!
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 10:36


    SeminoleSlim write:
    tired and glad to be home. go home last around midnight from MB. started trying to leave about 1pm, truck wouldn't start after sitting for a week. finally got on the road only to have it die in the middle of the highway before i got out of town. had it towed to the shop and they can't look at it 'till monday. unloaded the bike, packed a few things in the saddlebags and headed for atlanta. got rained on and almost blown off the road by high winds.

    got a good night's sleep in my own bed, coffee is brewing and it's a beautiful day. so i'm good.

    Welcome home SLIM!!!!
    Got pics???
    Good ones??????
    gigglin!
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 08:38


    smile2005 write:
    pdoratheexplorer write:
    I had way to much java this mornin

    Hey Pdora, glad I wasn't taking a drink at the time when I saw this picture! My computer screen would have been a mess! Thanks for the laugh on a Friday morning :) Say hi to your sweetie pie, Axel, for me ok? Hope you both have a great day!

    Hey LilRide...glad you're having a great time in MB! Man is it quiet around here with none of you here! Thanks for stopping by though & "rubbing" it in that you're having fun! Just teasin with ya...talk with you when you get back :)

    Hope everyone has a great day today & a great weekend! I'm going to dinner & a local play with a gf tonight & tomorrow night I'm doing a girls sleepover with 2 gf's. We'll drink wine, watch movies & just hang out. We were hoping the weather would be a bit warmer here so we could jump in the pool at midnight but don't think that will be happening! I'm hoping to get some yardwork done this weekend also - hope the rain holds off.
    Peace

    Mornin to ya Smile. I have a habit of wanting to drink to much java in the mornings. Sometimes I feel just like that silly picutre. I will tell Axel to read the post so he can hollar at you. Have a great day!!!!
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 06:55


    DubbleD write:
    LIFE IS GOOD,won't ever be payin for this site? anymore,i need MY SPACE it's free!! but if you all find a new hang out let me know, i'll be lurkin around here if ya need me, be Safe and Peace to you all , Later's i'll be out there chasin The Ghost Rider :)

    Found a bunch of BK'ers hangin at you know what.
    Hope to see ya there.
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 06:46


    SeminoleSlim write:
    tired and glad to be home. go home last around midnight from MB. started trying to leave about 1pm, truck wouldn't start after sitting for a week. finally got on the road only to have it die in the middle of the highway before i got out of town. had it towed to the shop and they can't look at it 'till monday. unloaded the bike, packed a few things in the saddlebags and headed for atlanta. got rained on and almost blown off the road by high winds.

    got a good night's sleep in my own bed, coffee is brewing and it's a beautiful day. so i'm good.

    Welcome back Slim! Sorry to hear about your truck troubles tho & bad weather! At least you're home safe & sound now tho.
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 05:31


    hello for coffee,
    workin from home today until leavin for long island tonite... I'll be there until friday when it's time to head to DC for Rolling Thunder...did a couple of rides with those boyos and will be joinin up this month...
    Good Morning to all-yas left in MB... lil ride and kat...
    Greetings Kin... hope you didn't get rained on up here... I was looking for you on the way down..but the rain was so bad ridin thru jersey I couldn't see if you changed your mind about goin..
    Hello Smiles...looks like you were mindin the store...
    Hey...WTF is Black Bike Week????
    Do you Asian dudes have one too?
    Can we have a Red Bike Week..you know.. for us irish guys from the north... seen a lot of us in Daytona too... we start out white... but after just a few hours in the sun the red starts to appear...how'd you like to have some stock in a suntan lotion company around day 2 of a rally when yankee geniuses like me finally decide it's time to put some on...
    OK gotta to get to work...
  • View author's info posted on May 22, 2006 03:49


    it's all good here Dad is coming along going to take a long time ,I bought my daughter a plane ticket she is going to stay with me for the month of July. I got new Metzler tires on the bike had the stage one jets put in,tore my seat apart replaced the foam myself came out great I am ready to hit the road. I will give all the lady's a hug for you at Cut's party Doubled
  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2006 15:46


    What's up every body, Been awhile since i posted on here , been kinda busy,DD, my Depostion is on june 8th, FINALLY, I cant wait to get this NIGHTMARE behind me,Star whut's up Buddy?hope pop's is doing well, Ponch heal up fast Brother,JJ Blessing's and Comfort to you,Spado hope your well, "HI Kin" :) BB brother if your out there somewhere Hello and Bless ya Bro, I miss Pesterin you !Been gettin some miles here and there one of my old bro's let's me ride his Heritage till i get my Road King,:)me and my Girl's are doing GREAT Hangin out at the pool and gettin some sun :) LIFE IS GOOD,won't ever be payin for this site? anymore,i need MY SPACE it's free!! but if you all find a new hang out let me know, i'll be lurkin around here if ya need me, be Safe and Peace to you all , Later's i'll be out there chasin The Ghost Rider :)

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  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2006 15:33


    Dynamal write:
    What's happenin'

    Just back from myrtle beach... great riding there...most of those state roads go on and on without street lites... awesome! There's a red lite every hundred yards in mass... cripes.
    put many miles on the dyna...gettin to...leavin from and while there...
    don't know how you hard tail riders do it...my azz is killin me

    Welcome back Dyna! Glad you had a good time :) Missed you here though! Looking forward to seeing you post again.
  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2006 14:27


    What's happenin'

    Just back from myrtle beach... great riding there...most of those state roads go on and on without street lites... awesome! There's a red lite every hundred yards in mass... cripes.
    put many miles on the dyna...gettin to...leavin from and while there...
    don't know how you hard tail riders do it...my azz is killin me
  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2006 07:24


    tired and glad to be home. go home last around midnight from MB. started trying to leave about 1pm, truck wouldn't start after sitting for a week. finally got on the road only to have it die in the middle of the highway before i got out of town. had it towed to the shop and they can't look at it 'till monday. unloaded the bike, packed a few things in the saddlebags and headed for atlanta. got rained on and almost blown off the road by high winds.

    got a good night's sleep in my own bed, coffee is brewing and it's a beautiful day. so i'm good.
  • View author's info posted on May 21, 2006 05:22


    Good Morning ~ Sunday morning, drinking coffee...It's such a beautiful day here! Can't wait to go out & enjoy it.... I'm leaving for Phoenix in the morning...business not pleasure unfortunately...I just wanted to say I hope everyone has a great week!!
  • View author's info posted on May 20, 2006 03:58


    MoonNStarz3X3 write:
    LovinLife2005 write:
    Hey Gina, I got your e-mail but since I'm not a paying member anymore, I can't e-mail you back. I haven't spoken to Frank yet but I don't think I'm doing the cruise. I would much rather go out for a ride. I spoke to DDino(Donny) and he is also up for going out riding instead. Thanx for letting me know tho'. I see they only posted 1/2 of what I wrote the other day.

    Thanks for getting back to me on this, If you change your mind, let me know! The cruise is at 7:00....
    Have a good day!

    No problem. I would much rather go out for a ride.Totally take advantage of being in the country. You live here on the Island so you know how much the traffic sucks. lol. Cya soon.
  • View author's info posted on May 19, 2006 14:27


    majorman write:
    Morninn' all! I'm new to BK and I brew my coffee a cup at a time. Let me just sit down over over next to the window so I can decide if the weather forcast has anything to do with what's really goin' on. Seems like a good bunch of folks here, but I haven't met everybody yet! lol Everybody have a good day.

    Hello, and welcome major! Have a great day yourself. Have fun on the site!
    Ride safe.
    TnT
  • View author's info posted on May 19, 2006 08:37


    pdoratheexplorer write:
    I had way to much java this mornin

    Hey Pdora, glad I wasn't taking a drink at the time when I saw this picture! My computer screen would have been a mess! Thanks for the laugh on a Friday morning :) Say hi to your sweetie pie, Axel, for me ok? Hope you both have a great day!

    Hey LilRide...glad you're having a great time in MB! Man is it quiet around here with none of you here! Thanks for stopping by though & "rubbing" it in that you're having fun! Just teasin with ya...talk with you when you get back :)

    Hope everyone has a great day today & a great weekend! I'm going to dinner & a local play with a gf tonight & tomorrow night I'm doing a girls sleepover with 2 gf's. We'll drink wine, watch movies & just hang out. We were hoping the weather would be a bit warmer here so we could jump in the pool at midnight but don't think that will be happening! I'm hoping to get some yardwork done this weekend also - hope the rain holds off.
    Peace
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