speedyjerry write: Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.
You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.
You can't fix 'em when they are broke.
Skip the beer and grab a fistful of throttle and some corners. Sometimes having a fistful beats the penetration option. Besides, who says you can't use the warming KY Jelly anyway?
speedyjerry write: Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.
You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
I'm humorous, romantic, understanding, patient, soft spoken, slow moving (before and after), and most sharing with intimate secrets and feelings. As far as the "Jelly" goe's, when you mature as I have all it takes is "The Look" to get all them juice's flowing in the neccessary places!
speedyjerry write: Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.
You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
speedyjerry write: Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.
You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
speedyjerry write: Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.
You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
speedyjerry write: I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!
Omg....did I hear ya say somethin nice about a Harley????
Oh Jer....that woman is softening you up but good......
Yes dear, I suppose they are nice WHEN they run if you like all that Rumblin Crap!..........Hodaka's are nice too!
speedyjerry write: I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!
Omg....did I hear ya say somethin nice about a Harley????
Oh Jer....that woman is softening you up but good......
I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!
DakotaBlu write: Festus... anybody that could put up with YOU for 14 weeks deserves LOTS of Christmas presents... haha... Merry Christmas to you and your lady...
Festus?!?
Hmmm...SpeedyFestus...got a good ring to it..I like it!!
Speedeeee...ummm, I don't think it'll be Eye to Eye...more like I'll be able to "shelve my uttermost on top of Your head"! Rotflmiao!! Your nose in My bellybutton! OMG!! Are We Having Fun, Yet? Lol
Well, everyone...I'm too busy to post, now...going bead me some 6 in heeled moccasins! Put them in the Smithsonian Indian Museum in D.C., when I'm thru! Aaaaaye! See ya soon, Speedy!
HAHAHAHAHA.... Speedy, I can hear Your motor humming from the South! Well, hang on...don't pop yer Everloving Papa Grinch clutch, just yet! I'm headed down to the Melbourne Powwow...next Saturday Dec 10. I think another BKer gal will be there, too. I aint saying who...so, maybe You can "Rice" on up! Be there or Not to be, that is the question? Bring What's Her Name...I'll grab a hold of You...squeeze ya til Your Heart starts to Grow! The Irresistable Speedy Test! Just tell What's Her Name..."Heck No...! I don't Who that is! Why did She grabbed Me like that!? OMG! I've been ravaged by an Ndn girl!" Haha SO...YA WANNA PLAY?
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