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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 13:39

does that help on the tight corners??



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 13:28

speedyjerry write:
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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.


You can't fix 'em when they are broke.
Skip the beer and grab a fistful of throttle and some corners. Sometimes having a fistful beats the penetration option. Besides, who says you can't use the warming KY Jelly anyway?

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 04:28

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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

I'm humorous, romantic, understanding, patient, soft spoken, slow moving (before and after), and most sharing with intimate secrets and feelings. As far as the "Jelly" goe's, when you mature as I have all it takes is "The Look" to get all them juice's flowing in the neccessary places!

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 18:52

ROFL HD



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 18:32

smile2005 write:
hddude45 write:

speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!



Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.



roflmao,,,,,

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 12:49

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speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!



Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 12:47

speedyjerry write:
Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

  


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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 05:40

Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 10:11

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I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!



Omg....did I hear ya say somethin nice about a Harley????

Oh Jer....that woman is softening you up but good......

Yes dear, I suppose they are nice WHEN they run if you like all that Rumblin Crap!..........Hodaka's are nice too!

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 06:53

speedyjerry write:
I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!


Omg....did I hear ya say somethin nice about a Harley????

Oh Jer....that woman is softening you up but good......

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 03, 2006 06:05

I ain't give up yet. Some relationships are like Ole Harley's, ya never know if they are gonna run or not today, but it's hard to junk them cause the good moments are Oh SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!

  


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Posted on Fri, Dec 23, 2005 18:51

DakotaBlu write:
Festus... anybody that could put up with YOU for 14 weeks deserves LOTS of Christmas presents... haha... Merry Christmas to you and your lady...

Festus?!?

Hmmm...SpeedyFestus...got a good ring to it..I like it!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Dec 23, 2005 17:25

Festus... anybody that could put up with YOU for 14 weeks deserves LOTS of Christmas presents... haha... Merry Christmas to you and your lady...

  


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Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2005 10:07

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Doesnt have to be real long....width is good too!
oh chit is that what you meant?

Not sure kitty, but I'm proud of every two inches....we measure from the ground up here in Arkansas

We do???? Since when Bob???

Since modesty became an issue...lmao



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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 08:39

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Doesnt have to be real long....width is good too!
oh chit is that what you meant?

Not sure kitty, but I'm proud of every two inches....we measure from the ground up here in Arkansas

We do???? Since when Bob???

  


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Posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 12:18

Msbikerkitty write:
Doesnt have to be real long....width is good too!
oh chit is that what you meant?

Not sure kitty, but I'm proud of every two inches....we measure from the ground up here in Arkansas



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Posted on Thu, Dec 08, 2005 14:34

Jerry, You're BAD... Very, very Bad! lol!



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Posted on Wed, Dec 07, 2005 18:25

Speedeeee...ummm, I don't think it'll be Eye to Eye...more like I'll be able to "shelve my uttermost on top of Your head"! Rotflmiao!! Your nose in My bellybutton! OMG!! Are We Having Fun, Yet? Lol



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Posted on Sat, Dec 03, 2005 15:08

Well, everyone...I'm too busy to post, now...going bead me some 6 in heeled moccasins! Put them in the Smithsonian Indian Museum in D.C., when I'm thru! Aaaaaye! See ya soon, Speedy!



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Posted on Fri, Dec 02, 2005 21:56

HAHAHAHAHA.... Speedy, I can hear Your motor humming from the South! Well, hang on...don't pop yer Everloving Papa Grinch clutch, just yet! I'm headed down to the Melbourne Powwow...next Saturday Dec 10. I think another BKer gal will be there, too. I aint saying who...so, maybe You can "Rice" on up! Be there or Not to be, that is the question? Bring What's Her Name...I'll grab a hold of You...squeeze ya til Your Heart starts to Grow! The Irresistable Speedy Test! Just tell What's Her Name..."Heck No...! I don't Who that is! Why did She grabbed Me like that!? OMG! I've been ravaged by an Ndn girl!" Haha SO...YA WANNA PLAY?