How long is long enough? Romance

  • View author's info posted on Jan 16, 2006 16:12


    speedyjerry write:

    hddude45 write:
    MIG_64 write:
    *shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
    Mig


    Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

    Not for that!


    HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.


    Congrats!

    You sure she was trying to put her feet down, or scramble to safety?

    Now Mig,
    Careful! Lending one is O.K. but Jerry might be thinking of changing your ndn name to Poke-A-Hand-Sis.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 16, 2006 15:47


    speedyjerry write:

    hddude45 write:
    MIG_64 write:
    *shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
    Mig


    Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

    Not for that!


    HUH!..some pal you turned out to be, that's okay, I'll be just fine.....Yesterday morning I drove to Vero for coffee and personal belongings, called my little BK ndn friend on the way home, she drove to the house and met Mr. Honda for the first time. They got along great, she (accidentally left a few things behind so she would have to come back). Her first ride on a Sportbike, kept trying to touch the ground at the stop lights.

    oh and I suppose yer not telling who it is?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 19:15


    MIG_64 write:
    *shaking my head* at HD & Speedy!!! Well, sounds like HD is counseling ole' Jer to get reacquainted with His "fist"...I mean "first" G/F!!! Throw on some raspberry jam, while Your at it!! Hahahahahaha Jerry, tear up that ticket for the Caryl rollercoaster...that ride has too many sharp turns & unexpected drops!! ((((((Jerry)))))
    Mig


    Mig, I believe in lending a friend a hand but...

    Not for that!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 15:51


    Sounds like time to bang out.

    Just scream,

    "Eject. Eject. Eject.
    ........................................
    Don't worry bout me Bro, I'm outta there.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 15:26


    speedyjerry write:
    seeme1st write:

    speedyjerry write:

    seeme1st write:

    speedyjerry write:
    hddude45 write:
    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

    She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.



    Speedy i'm sorry
    i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
    sorry i just couldn't help myself


    but i am truely sorry!!!!!

    peace dear


    Well! I was free for a day and a half,..
    ..........................nobody claimed me so I went back to Vero last night.



    Speedy

    i hope all works out the way it is supposed to for you

    for me the on again off again--i would have to take a good look at the relationship--if there are any red flags

    RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has.


    Jerry, LMAO.
    Aren't the rides supposed to be best at 7 flags?

    BTW,
    Leave fighting in the mud to the marines and other big strong types, they are good at it.

    Sounds like time to bang out.

    Just scream,

    "Eject. Eject. Eject.
    Goodbye azzzhole",

    and reach down between your legs and pull.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 10:26


    DakotaBlu write:
    'RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has'


    I have BLACK FLAG pest repellent.. does that count?

    don't have any black flag....but I do have some raid....It's yours if you want Speedy
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 10:18


    'RED FLAGS? Show me a woman in my age category without a row of flags all the way across her front yard!.,,,,,,Like the United Nations has'


    I have BLACK FLAG pest repellent.. does that count?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 15, 2006 10:17


    speedyjerry write:
    After tonight's episode with my "Dream Lady"..............all my suspicians and cause for prolonged hesitation's on my part to marry that mthrfcker paid off as I caught her at the wrong place at the wrong time. Long Enough!.........
    I ain't never had nobody lie to me this bad before in my whole life. WTF?

    I'm sorry Jer.... that really sux..
  • View author's info posted on Jan 14, 2006 13:38


    DoubleDelight write:
    KY?
    lol. Try Astroglide. It's like mother nature. And, if you're really good: you can walk in the room and she'll be instantly ready.

    Really Good?.............ME?......Cupcake, all I gotta do is stare into her eye's for a few seconds.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 14, 2006 09:36


    KY?
    lol. Try Astroglide. It's like mother nature. And, if you're really good: you can walk in the room and she'll be instantly ready.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 14, 2006 08:10


    speedyjerry write:

    seeme1st write:

    speedyjerry write:
    hddude45 write:
    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

    She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.



    Speedy i'm sorry
    i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
    sorry i just couldn't help myself


    but i am truely sorry!!!!!

    peace dear


    Well! I was free for a day and a half,..
    ..........................nobody claimed me so I went back to Vero last night.


    Speedy

    i hope all works out the way it is supposed to for you

    for me the on again off again--i would have to take a good look at the relationship--if there are any red flags
  • View author's info posted on Jan 13, 2006 20:45


    speedyjerry write:
    hddude45 write:
    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

    She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.


    Speedy i'm sorry
    i was hoping that you found someone to take you off our hands---hahahahaha
    sorry i just couldn't help myself


    but i am truely sorry!!!!!

    peace dear
  • View author's info posted on Jan 13, 2006 14:54


    sexybaby write:
    does that help on the tight corners??


    Greasing a palm or two couldn't hurt.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 13, 2006 13:39


    does that help on the tight corners??
  • View author's info posted on Jan 13, 2006 13:28


    speedyjerry write:
    hddude45 write:
    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

    She done used up all her credits last month and couldn't afford to even raise an eyebrow on me,............well, she did and it's OFFICIALLY OVER. I AM NOT engaged anymore so all ya'll mean biches been a pickin on me better look out. I'm BACK with a vengeance.


    You can't fix 'em when they are broke.
    Skip the beer and grab a fistful of throttle and some corners. Sometimes having a fistful beats the penetration option. Besides, who says you can't use the warming KY Jelly anyway?
  • View author's info posted on Jan 13, 2006 04:28


    hddude45 write:
    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

    I'm humorous, romantic, understanding, patient, soft spoken, slow moving (before and after), and most sharing with intimate secrets and feelings. As far as the "Jelly" goe's, when you mature as I have all it takes is "The Look" to get all them juice's flowing in the neccessary places!
  • View author's info posted on Jan 12, 2006 18:32


    smile2005 write:
    hddude45 write:

    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!



    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.



    roflmao,,,,,
  • View author's info posted on Jan 11, 2006 12:49


    hddude45 write:

    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!



    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.

  • View author's info posted on Jan 11, 2006 12:47


    speedyjerry write:
    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!


    Best of luck on your penetration, Jerry.

    You might try humour, romance, understanding, patience, soft words, moving slowly, sharing some intimate secrets and feelings, and KY Jelly.
  • View author's info posted on Jan 11, 2006 05:40


    Maybe NEVER is long enough for some of us. I still don't have "The Rest Of The Story" from her. There's a dark corner that I just can't seem to penetrate, yet!
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